I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?
Chapter 73 Disgusting
In the vegetable garden next to the hillside, Ji Mengmeng and Lu Ziqian were wrapped up like rice dumplings.
He even had two lumps of cotton stuffed in his nostrils and was scooping up pig manure to water the vegetables.
At this time, a familiar figure stumbled towards this side, accompanied by shrill screams, threats, and calls for help in the breeze.
"Ah ah ah, I don't want to play anymore!"
"Donkey Dan'er, you worthless thing, you are the boss. Why are you running? Stop them!"
"Ooooooo, Mu Hanye, save, save me..."
Ji Mengmeng quickly dropped the dung scoop in her hand and stood up to watch the fun.
Seeing this, I was shocked.
Isn't this her sister Wan Wan who can kill a tiger if she is ruthless?
How come you were so frightened by the goose that you pissed yourself off? It’s embarrassing.
I saw her mighty sister Wan Wan, covering her butt with both hands, running wildly on the hillside in a panic.
Behind her were a bunch of geese, chasing her to peck her butt.
As for Movie Emperor Mu, he was surrounded by a group of geese. His steps were messy and he was jumping around. He wanted to rush out to save her, but he couldn't break through the geese.
Ji Mengmeng and everyone were dumbfounded.
She shouted angrily at Jun Wan: "Sister Wan Wan, what outrageous thing have you done that makes these geese chase you for revenge?"
Jun Wan finally got out of trouble. The owner of the geese finally arrived and calmed the geese.
Then she panted and sat on the grass slope wiping her sweat.
While quibbling: "No way, it's obvious that they are unreasonable and bullying me is just a stranger."
She felt a little guilty when she said this. It was just because she was in a mood of excitement and provoked in front of these geese that she would eat goose stewed in an iron pot tonight.
Unexpectedly, they actually understood and all pounced on her to bite her.
How could she have beaten so many geese? Mu Hanye was 'tangled' by them again and could not come to save her. She was so frightened that she ran all over the hillside for her life.
Huh, these scheming geese.
And that donkey egg, let’s go back and settle the score with him! Even though she was being bullied, she didn't come to help and started making noises.
Ji Mengmeng wondered at this moment: "But, why did they only bite you and not the Movie Emperor Mu?"
Jun Wan glared and said loudly: "That's because these geese are all female. They 'prefer boys over girls', value sex over friends, are lustful, they are attracted to Movie Emperor Mu, and they are jealous of my beauty, hum. , I have never seen such a double standard goose!"
Mu Hanye, who had just escaped from the group of 'female' geese, patted the back of her head: "...Don't talk nonsense."
"Yes, is that so?" Ji Mengmeng was deceived.
"Of course!" It has to be yes!
Jun Wan stood up, patted her butt and walked back. She didn't care about Ji Mengmeng, she didn't want to see shit, it was disgusting.
Mu Hanye also followed.
Love cabin.
The two pairs of guests looked like dishes and sat on small benches without talking.
When Jun Wan and Mu Hanye came back, they saw this scene. They were not as sad as they were when they were widowed.
She gossiped and approached Jiang Sheng and asked, "What's wrong?"
I didn't ask if it was okay, but when I asked Jiang Sheng almost cried, his face dropped: "Sister Wan, I'm dirty..."
It turned out that these four people just now had the courage to enter the pigsty after mentally building themselves up a hundred times, and of course they were armed from head to toe.
They shoveled shit and brushed the pigs' backs.
As a result, someone took the lead, and a series of accidents happened.
Ye Wanru stepped on a rotten vegetable leaf, slipped and fell on her back, and was almost stepped on by a pig's hooves.
Qiao Xinzhu's feet were already hurting, but after being hit by her, she lay down on her hands and feet in the pig cake...
The screams of the two women almost blew off the roof. The pig pen was so big that the pigs were frightened by them and bumped everywhere.
They hit each other like dominoes.
In the end, the four of them were all miserable and covered in shit.
Before Jun Wan and the others came back, the four of them had washed themselves several times, but they still felt that the odor on their bodies had not been washed away.
"Pfft, hahahahaha..." Jun Wan slapped her thighs evilly and laughed wildly.
Jiang Sheng: "...Sister Wan~~"
Jun Wan suppressed his smile for a moment, and his caring sister comforted his wounded heart: "It's okay, it's not dirty. You can still wash it off. We won't dislike you..."
Jiang Sheng: "..." If you hadn't grinned so wide, I might have believed your lies.
――【I have been squatting in this live broadcast room just now to watch the whole process. It is really heartbreaking and funny】
――【Really, I can smell it through the screen, hiss... I don’t want to recall it a second time】
――【It's okay Shengbao, even if you are a lump of shit, we still smell good, let alone you are just stained with shit now】
――[Shengbao: Can the person upstairs speak? Who is the bastard? 】
Not long after, Ji Mengmeng and the others came back. Jun Wan couldn't laugh enough by herself, so she had to drag Ji Mengmeng along with her.
The result is.
Jun Wan: "Hahahahaha..."
Ji Mengmeng: "Goose goose goose~~~"
In the end, it was Mu Hanye who was afraid that her stomach would hurt from laughing. Yes, it was not that he felt sorry for Jiang Sheng and the others.
Mu Hanye was afraid that Jun Wan had a stomachache, so he talked about important things: "Okay, stop laughing. Let's get ready. The roof has not been repaired yet."
In three hours, with the efforts of everyone, the roof was repaired with great difficulty. It was not a problem for them to live there for two or three days.
The hut has a total of six rooms, two large and four small. The large one can accommodate two people.
Qiao Xinzhu was afraid that she would have to share a room with others, so she immediately said, "I don't sleep well, so I want to sleep in a room by myself."
Ye Wanru did the same, and quickly said: "Me too."
Jun Wan looked at Ji Mengmeng: "Then let's sleep together?"
Ji Mengmeng asked for it and agreed without hesitation.
At this time, Jun Wan said to Mu Hanye again: "You can make your own arrangements."
In the end, Mu Hanye and Jiang Sheng lived together, and the remaining two lived in a single room.
After a busy day, everyone went back to their rooms after washing.
Jun Wan was secretly eating spicy noodles with Ji Mengmeng in the room, when a scream suddenly came from outside the door.
The two frowned and ran out at the same time.
At the door of the room next to her, she saw Qiao Xinzhu running over screaming, wearing a pair of lotus root pink suspender pajamas.
As he was about to throw himself into Mu Hanye's arms, Mu Hanye's eyes narrowed, his long legs crossed, and he quickly stepped aside.
Qiao Xinzhu didn't hit anyone, so she staggered a step forward, stabilized her body, then turned around and looked at Mu Hanye with tears in her eyes: "Moctor Mu, there are mice in the room, I'm so scared..."
As he spoke, he coquettishly tried to grab Mu Hanye's sleeve, but Mu Hanye dodged it.
Qiao Xinzhu's face was stiff, and the softness on her face could no longer be maintained.
Damn it, she has shown weakness like this, why is Movie Emperor Mu still indifferent?
Don’t men all like women to rely on them like a mountain?
She really didn't believe that there was such a man who was so calm in his pregnancy.
Just when I was about to try harder, an annoying voice appeared.
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