I asked you to be on the love show, why did you take the actor home?

Chapter 72 Movie Emperor Mu is worse than a goose

Next, we need to group them first.

The staff handed Director Guo two round bamboo tubes with four bamboo sticks in each.

Director Guo placed the two bamboo tubes in front of the male and female guests respectively, and said slowly and lazily: "Come on, each person draws one. The bamboo sticks in the two bamboo tubes are arranged from 1 to 4. If you draw Male and female guests with the same number form a group."

Jun Wan was really speechless. This meant that whoever he teamed up with depended on luck. It was 25%, so the probability was equally high.

She disliked Director Guo: "It's too hasty. Do you dare to be more perfunctory?"

Director Guo was furious: "I want you to take care of it! I'm just like this, hurry up and finish the smoking and go pick out the excrement!"

Jun Wan was yelled at by him, and immediately started shouting: "Why are you so cruel to me? Why are you so cruel to me? You are so irresponsible to me, and I can't say a few words? Who else wants to pick shit? I am You need to feed the geese!”

Director Guo smiled evilly and said meaningfully: "Then, I wish you good luck."

The two were noisy and the others had already begun to draw lots.

Jun Wan casually took one out, raised it high and shouted: "I am two, I am two, who else is second?"

Mu Hanye, who was holding a bamboo stick in his hand, frowned and said with a smile, "It's me."

Jun Wan was happy to hear that it was Mu Hanye. After all, the other three were all invisible bombs, and she would not feel comfortable with any of them.

She jumped up to Mu Hanye excitedly: "Great, we are both two!"

Mu Hanye: "..." Can you just do it by yourself?

They were extremely happy here, but the other three groups of guests were not so happy.

Gu Jingchuan drew Ye Wanru, Lu Ziqian drew Ji Mengmeng, and Jiang Sheng drew Qiao Xinzhu.

It was a pity that Jiang Sheng was not paired with an idiot like Ji Mengmeng.

But Qiao Xinzhu was a little happy that she could take the opportunity to gain favor with Jiang Sheng and see if she could defeat him in the end.

Who doesn’t want to be a ‘heartthrob’.

Ji Mengmeng and Lu Ziqian had no feelings for each other. They recorded two shows and had almost no communication.

Gu Jingchuan and Ye Wanru just couldn't stand each other.

Ye Wanru is still dreaming about being in a group with Movie Emperor Mu.

Gu Jingchuan simply looked down on Ye Wanru, this idiot young lady.

Now that the groups have been divided, it’s the big goose’s turn.

Four groups of guests stood in a row. The big goose held its head high, puffed out its chest, and flapped its wings, standing majestically three or four meters away from the other side.

Looking at the group of very unstable humans opposite, his eyes were particularly arrogant.

Director Guo shouted to start.

The guests became restless.

Jun Wan was the craziest in the audience, and her voice was heard all over the courtyard: "Goose smash, goose smash! Look here, goose smash~~~"

Seeing Mu Hanye standing aside, she patted his arm anxiously and urged, "Scream, shout louder!"

Mu Hanye: "...It doesn't understand." It was useless to call.

"Who said that? I had a close relationship with it this morning. It already recognizes me as its big brother. You are now the second senior brother. Hurry up and call me!"

The handsome and handsome Mu Yingdi pondered for a moment, then finally opened his mouth and faintly shouted: "Third Junior Brother, Senior Brother asked you to come over!"

Maybe Jun Wan's thoughts were too strong, but the goose actually ran towards her.

Jun Wan hugged the goose's neck excitedly and kept rubbing its head with her face: "Ah, ah, goose, you are amazing, you are the most delicious thing among gooses!"

Big Goose: Huh?

Jun Wan felt that it was angry, and quickly touched its head to comfort him: "Oh, no, no, it's the most beautiful man among gooses! You are the most handsome~"

Big Goose: Yeah!

Movie Emperor Mu, who had long been turned into a background, looked at the man and the goose embracing each other affectionately: "..." His lips pursed into a line, and his eyes stared deeply at the goose head.

--[Sisters, I noticed that Movie Emperor Mu didn’t look at the goose. Is he envious? right! 】

――[Movie Emperor Mu: Jun Wan, please open your eyes wide and look at me, the man you should hug is here! 】

--[Haha, laugh to death, what kind of human tragedy is this? Movie Emperor Mu is not even as good as a goose...]

Movie Emperor Mu outside the barrage: "..."

You are all right, he has the worst life among all the male protagonists on the internet.

In this way, this good job of feeding and walking geese fell into the hands of two people.

After the selection, Ji Mengmeng and Lu Ziqian chose the pig manure to water the vegetable garden, Qiao Xinzhu and Jiang Sheng brushed the pig's back, and Gu Jingchuan and Ye Wanru washed the pig pen and cleaned the pig manure.

In the eyes of everyone's "envy" and accusations, Jun Wan hugged the big goose and Mu Hanye and went out to walk the geese.

The program team said that there is a special place for walking geese, and a staff member was taking them there at the moment.

Jun Wan was humming a song happily when the staff started talking about it.

As a result, the next second, Jun Wan was stunned by the scene in front of her.

In the goose house, a group of geese were huddled together and squawking. There were about forty or fifty of them by visual inspection.

Jun Wan almost went crazy with the chirping in his ears.

What drove her even more crazy was what was to come.

The staff pointed at the group of geese and said, "Teachers, these are the geese you are going to walk today. It's very simple. Just drive the geese to the grassy slope over there to let them loose and eat some grass."

Jun Wan pointed at the group of geese with trembling fingers and asked the staff: "You call this 'just'? There are dozens of them. What if they have agreed to attack me? I can't even beat one, you guys Is there any humanity left?”

"No, don't be afraid. Besides, you still have it!" The staff pointed at the goose she had brought and comforted her: "It is the goose tyrant, the boss of this group of geese. These small ones If you dare to rebel, you will kidnap their boss as a hostage and threaten them!"

Jun Wan looked at Goose Ba, pouting and still not calming down: "You are blind and telling lies. You agreed to only walk this one at home. You are trying to sell dog meat on sheep's head!"

The scolded staff member: ...you are blind.

In the end, Jun Wan bargained with the show crew and was bribed by a meal of meat. Thinking that she could eat free meat tomorrow, she reluctantly didn't care.

The owner of the goose was helping them drive the goose out, and Jun Wan was squatting on the ground muttering to the goose bully.

"So you are the boss, um, but I don't like the name Goose Ba. I am Ba Ba, and you can only be the younger brother. How about this, let me give you a name, how about Diaomao?"

Goose Ba's movements stalled for a second, and then he twisted his fat body, facing Jun Wan with his buttocks, and turned away haughtily. Even his back showed his disdain for this new name.

Jun Wan stretched out a hand to hold it back: "Hey, don't leave. We can discuss it again. Otherwise, donkeydaner, donkeydaner, do you like it?"

Jun Wan chased the goose with a whooshing sound, her voice drifting farther and farther away.

Mu Hanye looked at the girl's retreating back, smiled and shook his head, looking up at the blue sky, feeling inexplicably relieved.

He thought that this was probably the happiness he wanted.

She was making trouble and he was laughing.

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