Genshin Impact: The Great Evil Dragon’s Death System

There was another moment of silence, and Sister Baoer and the rock dragon lizards laughed loudly to relieve Jing Fantian's embarrassment. Regardless of whether he understood it or not, you must laugh at the leader's cold jokes, otherwise you will not give the leader face.

The disciplinary officer under Sano also thought so, so much so that Sano was a little overblown when he told cold jokes.

Sano didn't smile, and the first round of the confrontation between the two ended in a draw.

Sano then showed off his true feelings: "A rice wife came to Xumi to see a dentist, and she got into a fight with the dentist because the dentist said, "Do you want to pull out a tooth?"

Jing Fantian thought for a moment and thought of something to laugh about. He wanted to laugh, but he had to hold it back.

Sano's cold joke is of a high standard and has something to it!

He continued Sano's cold joke: "My biological mother imprisoned me in her belly for ten months before letting me out. It was better for my father to let me out in a few seconds."

"..."

"Hahaha……"

It was Sister Bao'er who led the rock dragon lizards to laugh again, but no one at the banquet laughed. The people in the Southern Cross Fleet thought for a moment, understood instantly, and showed a strong smile to Jing Fantian.

Jing Fantian's cold jokes were dirty jokes that only men over 18 could understand, but the crew members who had been running business on the ship all year round understood them all at once and smiled.

Beidou also understood and laughed.

This little evil dragon is quite suitable for boating to relieve boredom.

Keqing also understood and pinched Jing Fantian hard. This guy was telling bullshit and cruel jokes.

Seno didn't smile, and his expression became serious.

This guy's joke skills are so terrifying!

No one laughed at his cold jokes, but Jing Fantian's cold jokes definitely made some people smile.

In this way, I had to release my strongest joke form.

"Shiitake was walking on the road and was hit by Orange. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Orange died. Why? "

"Because the bacteria want Orange to die, Orange has to die!"

"..."

Another gust of cold wind blew through, and the atmosphere in the venue condensed again.

Jing Fantian came next: "People are greedy. At first I wanted to know, what is my sister's name? But then I wanted to know most, what is my sister's name?"

"Hahaha……"

Beidou laughed and kept patting his table, and the people in the Southern Cross Fleet also laughed.

Sai Nuo's momentum weakened. This person's sarcastic skills were too high. He was worthy of being one of the seven monarchs.

"The little animals had a dinner together, but only the little elephant was angry. It turns out this is a weather bureau."

Tinari and Falushan saw how pitiful Sai Nuo was and quickly laughed with him. Sai Nuo received support and some color returned to the pale face.

Jing Fantian still didn't laugh: "People are forced out."

Everyone thought for a while, and finally the people from the Southern Cross Fleet understood and burst into laughter.

Sai Nuo was anxious. Jing Fantian's joke had already left the category of cold jokes, but as long as it could make people laugh, it was a good joke.

Sano quickly thought of something: "When the mother mouse was taking her children for a walk, she saw a cat hiding behind a bush. She stared at the cat, and the cat stared at the mouse children."

"Mother mouse barked: "Woof! Woof! Woof!"

"The cat immediately panicked and ran for his life."

"Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

Tinari and Falushan laughed a few times.

Jing Fantian said: "There was a man whose penis was very short, so he went to learn Latin dance."

Sano followed closely.

"After the parent-teacher conference, my son asked his mother: "Mom, did the teacher praise me at the parent-teacher conference?"

"Mom replied: "No, I didn't hear your name even after listening for a long time."

"My son said, "Did the teacher say wait a minute after reading the classmates' names?"

"Mom replied: "I told you."

"My son said: "Isn't that a compliment to me? I'm just waiting!"

Jing Fantian followed Sai Nuo closely: "It's getting cold, it's time to worry about the one you love!"

"Hahaha……"

The men in the Southern Cross fleet laughed.

Sainuo's momentum remained unchanged: "A student always wanted to play ball during class and kept his eyes on the playground at any time. The teacher criticized him and said, "You are in the classroom but your mind is on the playground. How can you do this?"

"The student heard this and said, "Teacher, let me go to the playground and leave my heart in the classroom, okay?"

Jing Fantian responded: "In class, the teacher checked the attendance and signed in, and asked: "Is there anyone who should have arrived?"

"I said, 'I don't smell it!'"

"Hahaha……"

Beidou laughed heartily and slapped the table hard.

Jing Fantian and Sai Nuo fought to a new level. Sai Nuo was 12+ and couldn't understand Jing Fantian's jokes, and Jing Fantian couldn't get his laughs.

In the end, Jing Fantian's throat went dry, and Sai Nuo looked at Jing Fantian breathlessly, with a firm brow, clearly refusing to admit defeat.

Jing Fantian hugged the other person and said, "You are indeed the Disciplinary Officer of the Order Academy. You didn't laugh after hearing my joke. I approve of you."

Sainuo responded: "The same goes for His Highness. Among the people I have met, His Highness is the only one who has no expression on my cold jokes. I would like to call His Highness the one with the funniest laughs."

Jing Fantian sneered: "The two of us haven't laughed all this time because the categories of jokes are different. Now I'm going to show my real skills in your field!"

Sano made a signature gesture of Zhang Wei Law Firm: "Please!"

Jing Fantian took a sip of wine and said, "The doctor said I had three months left. I raised my hand and shot him. Now the judge said I have 14 years."

Sai Nuo finally couldn't help it anymore and tightened his mouth tightly. Jing Fantian's joke now was no longer a dirty joke, but a joke he recognized.

However, you cannot laugh, you must hold back.

Jing Fantian snorted coldly: "You still have to hold on like this and welcome the shock wave of my joke!"

"Back then, Armstrong could go to the moon by riding a rocket. Now Kobe can go to heaven by helicopter. Don't ask, just ask: Kobe is a one-way ticket."

"I am a self-disciplined person. Since I said I want to lose weight, I will keep saying it!"

When Sano got the point of laughter, his expression collapsed and he immediately covered his mouth with his hands to prevent himself from laughing.

Otherwise, all the efforts will be in vain, and the descendants of the Red King will be enslaved by Jing Brahma.

"A tutor from the Order Council said to his student when he was reviewing the paper: "This paragraph is well written, but it needs to be deleted entirely."

Sai Nuo held back again and pinched the table hard.

"That night, I was smoking on the balcony. The wind smoked half and I smoked half. I didn't care about the wind. Maybe the wind was also troubled, but then I thought, why should the wind smoke my cigarette, so I started smoking."

Seno finally couldn't help it anymore, he let go of his covered mouth and laughed loudly, rolling on the floor with laughter. Tinari couldn't hold it back even with an AK.

Sano lost.

Jing Fantian looked at Sai Nuo who was lying on the ground laughing, and sneered: "You don't overestimate your capabilities."

After dealing with the ungrateful guy Sai Nuo, Jing Fantian toasted to everyone: "Everyone, drink together."

Everyone raised their wine glasses and toasted to Jing Fantian.

Jing Fantian said: "You all support me today, and in the future I will become an emperor and a king."

Beidou was curious: "If I surrender to you, what kind of king are you going to make me?"

Jing Fantian thought for a moment and said: "Pirate King, I will issue you a business license. Then you can rob whoever you want? I will encircle a piece of land on the sea for you as your fiefdom."

Beidou smiled: "One Piece? Not bad. I also had a dream when I was a child, that is, to become the woman of the Pirate King."

Dolly looked at Jing Fantian and said, "If I help you do business, what kind of king can you give me?"

Jing Fantian looked at her and said: "This, King Mora, from now on my Mora will be under your control."

Ye Lan smiled and said, "What about me?"

Jing Fantian said: "Queen of nightclubs, your temperament is very simple, with a Shanghai beach beauty."