Genshin Impact: The Great Evil Dragon’s Death System

Keqing finally couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and said to Jing Fantian: "Asshole! Do all of us just listen to your nonsense?"

Beidou followed closely and said: "Are you killing our time? We people who make a living at sea are very impatient."

Ye Lan took a sip of her wine and said with a smile: "Keep talking, I like to hear it. If you can talk until the sun goes down, I will support you in becoming the Emperor of Liyue."

Sister Baoer and the Eight Tigers and Shichang Guards protected Jing Fantian's dignity and glared at the person who interrupted Jing Fantian's speech.

Sister Baoer said: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Your Highness is back after a long time. You can't stand it if you say something. You must know that His Highness's voice is not something most people can listen to."

"You guys are getting impatient after saying a few words. Do you have any patience? Do you understand the painstaking efforts of the leaders?"

Sister Baoer took out a tape recorder and said, "I also brought the tape recorder. I want to record His Highness's jade sound and play it to the miners every day. This is called jade sound broadcasting."

Ke Qing glared at Sister Bao'er: "You treacherous villain, you will try your best to flatter this guy as soon as he comes back. It's you who helped him become the unlucky guy he is today. Get out of here."

Sister Baoer shrank her neck and looked at Jing Fantian, asking for help.

Jing Fantian gave her a look that said she didn't need to be afraid, and said to Ke Qing: "I know you are reasonable, but let's not be unreasonable first; I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry; what is your starting point! That's good Yes, but don’t set off yet.”

"This matter! There is no rush, but it must be quick. Why? Because I know you are sad, but don't be sad. After all, as far as I know, I still know nothing."

"So! What is your request?"

"The resentment from Keqing, +100 talent points."

Keqing couldn't stand it anymore and ran up with the dragon chant in her box. Sister Baoer was so frightened that she ran away.

"Don't fight, don't fight, stay calm, calm down, hitting people is wrong. You must realize the importance, understand the urgency, persist in intuition, take initiative, and take a holistic and forward-looking approach. Grasp the characteristics of the times with your vision——"

"Ah! Be gentle, your sword is too sharp!"

After a while, Jing Fantian sat on the Rock Dragon Throne in an orderly manner, not daring to talk nonsense, because Keqing was guarding beside him with the Dragon Yin in the box.

He smiled and said to everyone: "It is my honor that you all can come to my layered rock abyss today. From now on, we will be a family. I will do whatever I want—"

Keqing put the dragon's chant in the box on Jing Fantian's neck and snorted coldly: "Eat when you eat, so much nonsense."

Jing Fantian smiled awkwardly, stopped talking nonsense, and said to everyone: "Eat!"

It was only now that everyone was willing to use their chopsticks. Jing Fan was really tormenting people, and no one with a weak heart dared to come to him.

Jing Fantian held Keqing's sword and threw it aside. He liked the kind of friends who ignored his identity. Such communication was a battle of words.

To put it simply, he is a jerk at heart and likes to be surpassed.

Jing Fantian held Keqing's hand and asked her to sit next to him domineeringly, so that the two of them shared a seat.

The chamberlain at the Dragon Nest next to her was very knowledgeable and immediately gave Keqing a pair of bowls and chopsticks.

Jing Fantian held dishes for Keqing and said, "Don't use knives or guns in the future. A family must love each other."

Keqing blushed and took a sip: "Who is your family? You're so verbose as soon as you open your mouth. If I don't stop you, you'll have to talk until tomorrow."

Jing Fantian smiled: "I haven't been back for a long time, can you say a few more words?"

Keqing responded: "But you can't say those useless nonsense! My father is not as verbose as you."

Jing Fantian agreed: "Okay, from now on I will try to speak concisely so that you can understand it at once."

Keqing smiled.

Then Jing Fantian said: "Kun, oh, bite, xué, yin!"

"The resentment from Keqing, +100 talent points."

Keqing heard it inexplicably at first, but she remembered one sentence and thought about some of Jing Fantian's words in unhealthy ways.

She immediately glared at Jing Fantian, grabbed Jing Fantian's face, and pulled hard.

"Asshole, don't think I don't know what you are talking about? I have only one word for this, biáo"

Jing Fantian responded: "Is it because you have a curtain and you feel uncomfortable today?"

While Jing Fantian and Ke Qing were having a fight, Fa Lushan glanced at them below.

Analyzing in my mind, Keqing is the Jade Heng Star of Liyue's Seven Stars. The family behind her is deeply rooted in Liyue Port, otherwise it would be impossible to become the Jade Heng Star of Liyue.

It seems that Liyue has already decided on Jing Fantian's concubine.

Then Fa Lushan thought about Xumi again. Should she marry him to save him from troubles with the Imperial Academy?

If there is a marriage, the best candidate is Nilu. Nilu and Jing Fantian are old acquaintances and have a deep relationship.

When Jing Fantian came to Xumi City, he didn't save the city, but only saved the beauty, which proved that he didn't like Nilu in an ordinary way.

There is no problem here, but I don’t know Nilu’s current situation. Can she endure Jing Fantian’s tossing?

Seno coughed, and Tinari had a bad feeling. This guy was going to make a bad joke, so shut his mouth.

Tinari ultimately failed to catch up with Seno's speaking speed.

Sai Nuo said: "Your Highness, let's have a joke contest! If your cold jokes can tell me, then I won't bother you about the Xumi Desert. If I win your Highness, then Your Highness will have to—— "

Sai Nuo did not say any more, his intention was very clear, asking Jing Fantian not to have any idea of ​​​​Xumi Desert and disrupt the lives of the descendants of the Red King.

Jing Fantian took a sip of wine and felt a little better. He snorted: "I have never seen any big scenes. Come on! Whoever laughs first will lose. Let me see how good you are at making cold jokes." high?"

Everyone cheered up and watched the duel between Jing Fantian and Sai Nuo seriously.

Sai Nuo smiled. He couldn't beat Jing Fantian in a fight, but he joked that he was the strongest in the Order Academy.

Sano coughed up the phlegm in his throat to avoid getting stuck, and then said: "There was a desert traveler who was very thirsty, so he prayed that he would meet a water slime. Unexpectedly, a water slime was hungry. Rhyme is also praying that he will meet the lone traveler."

"..."

There was sudden silence in the Dragon Nest Palace. Everyone looked at Sai Nuo and kept moving their hands.

The person holding the wine bottle held the wine bottle, the person holding the chopsticks held the chopsticks, and the person eating the barbecue stopped swallowing.

I wonder if I should laugh at Seno's joke?

Tinari laughed a few times in order to ease Seno's embarrassment.

Jing Fantian didn't laugh, and Sai Nuo was shocked. This was his specialty, and he thought about it for a long time.

Jing Fantian moistened his throat and said, "It's my turn."

"Today when I was in the toilet, I heard someone playing ranked. They kept saying shooters, shooters, shooters."

"..."