Dressed as a villain’s own mother, I became a popular child variety show by relying on sand sculptur
Chapter 47 A little piglet completely lost its dignity as a male.
What could be more embarrassing than being embarrassed in public and watched by millions of netizens?
Ellie gently pressed the bag on her forehead and couldn't help but let out a hiss. It still hurt.
md, she will take revenge today.
After all, it was Leng Qingqing who said it himself, and at least hundreds of thousands of netizens could hear it clearly, so it would be difficult to refuse the credit now.
Even though the guests wanted to say something to Leng Qingqing, they opened their mouths and couldn't say anything.
Netizens who love watching dramas got excited and started talking in the live broadcast room.
"Isn't this... a bit too embarrassing? Qingqing is a female star, how can she do such a thing."
"? Leng Qingqing set a flag on her own, and now she's saying that others are making things difficult for her?"
"Looking at this posture, Leng Qingqing must be lying."
"Female celebrities know how to slaughter pigs. Who would believe it if they say it? Only fans will believe it."
"I like watching embarrassing scenes the most."
"...Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed that I built a Disney on my toes for Leng Qingqing."
Shen Han still remembered the horror of being dominated by Leng Qingqing's "pig theory". Now that he had the opportunity to ridicule this bad woman, of course he had to jump out and make his presence felt.
"Aunt Qingqing, didn't you say that you can burn pigs? Just help the village uncle, okay?"
Shen Han clasped his hands together and begged in a decent manner, with a pitiful expression.
Seeing that she was deserted, she ignored him, and then took it upon herself to pull her clothes, showing no sense of boundaries.
Leng Qingqing brushed his dirty paws away and glanced at him lightly: "Although but, that character is pronounced 'qiao' (four sounds), not 'jiao'."
"Oh." Shen Han opened his eyes wide and pretended to be innocent.
He didn't feel embarrassed at all because he mispronounced the word, and there was an air of indifference about him.
Li Zizi didn't expect that the 'Leng Qingqing' mentioned by the mysterious man was actually this woman. His cloudy eyes lit up instantly and he spoke with great enthusiasm.
"So it's you! I heard that you are very good at your craftsmanship, so I came here to ask you. I must help you!"
"Money, I've prepared the money, it's right here!"
Li Zizi quickly took out a wad of crumpled toilet paper from his chest, spat on his fingertips, and twisted it.
Several brand new hundred dollar bills were exposed.
He walked up to her as if he was offering a treasure, he chuckled, and wanted to hand it over to Leng Qingqing with his own hands.
"Well, we are doing a live broadcast after all. It's not very good to record this, director."
Seeing that she was deserted and didn't move, Bai Dan guessed that she might not want to go, so she suggested to the director.
Bai Dan's words made sense, but the director looked at Leng Qingqing. Everyone was waiting for her to speak.
Huo Yanheng was in the corner, quietly observing the ugly cripple with unblinking eyes.
Children have naturally strong intuition and can discern evil thoughts better than others. As soon as the lame man stepped into the courtyard, Huo Yanheng felt a strong discomfort.
Especially the way he looked at Leng Qingqing gave him the urge to gouge out his eyes.
——He didn't like the cripple looking at her like this.
Here, Shen Han is pestering Leng Qingqing again.
"Aunt Qingqing, didn't you say you know everything? Please help him! He is so pitiful!"
Shen Han tried to push Leng Qingqing into the yard, but the thin black man who smelled like pig manure pushed him over.
Last time in the rice field, Shen Han tried his best to push Leng Qingqing away.
He thought it was because the rice fields were full of water and mud and the suction force was too strong.
But today...
Why can't I push it?
At this moment, the focus of the audience - Leng Qingqing sat calmly on the stone bench and poured himself a cup of tea.
Her body didn't even sway in the slightest, while Shen Han next to her was jumping up and down like a monkey, sweating on his forehead in anxiety.
Whether he was tugging at her deserted clothes, trying to hold her arms, holding his breath and pulling her out, or pressing his toes against the stone bench and exerting all his strength, it was all to no avail.
Shen Han's face was red and he was sweating profusely. He finally stopped, sticking out his tongue and breathing heavily from exhaustion.
This scene immediately made netizens laugh.
"What is Shen Han doing?"
"No physical comedy show? It's so funny hahaha"
"I'm sorry I said it first, like a flea jumping up and down."
"The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and when I looked back..."
"Leng Qingqing has such a good temper. I hate it when others touch me without my consent."
"+1, Shen Han is a bit too naughty, parents should teach him a lesson."
Leng Qingqing was thinking about something and didn't speak for the time being.
When Shen Han stepped forward again, Huo Yanheng stopped in front of him, his eyes quiet: "Don't touch her."
Shen Han looked down on the mother and son in his heart, and even remembered Huo Yanheng's opposition to him.
"Your mother said she knew how to slaughter pigs," Shen Han was sure of this. He straightened his chest and deliberately pushed Huo Yanheng forward: "She said she knew how. If she doesn't go, she's lying!"
Huo Yanheng said coldly: "What does that have to do with you?"
Shen Han's eyes widened, that had a lot to do with him!
For example, he likes to watch Huo Yanheng and Leng Qingqing make fools of themselves. For example, he is a vengeful person...
But can he say it? He couldn't say.
So Shen Han suppressed the fire and put out the fire.
"Hengheng, come back." Leng Qingqing took her son's hand, pulled him to her side, pinched his cheeks with both hands, and asked, "Do you want to go with mom? Are you afraid?"
The cool temperature of her fingertips still remained on her cheeks, but Huo Yanheng's face was a little red. He pursed his lips and shook his head.
Netizens' attention drifted to other places, and most of them were fascinated by Huo Yanheng's actions just now.
"Hengheng protects her mother strongly. I like watching this plot. Please watch more."
"I won't tell who took it."
"My biological mother is my mother-in-law. This is so cute. It makes me want to have one too."
"?? What do you mean, Xiaohan is also very considerate to Ellie!"
"Haha, being a stepmother is like a person who knows whether drinking water is warm or cold."
The director thought that Leng Qingqing didn't reply for so long, so he actually didn't want to go. He said to Li Zizi: "The program team is not suitable for broadcasting such bloody things. You should go back. We are busy and we can't help."
He wanted to use this as a reason to politely reject Li Laizi.
But Li Laizi started shouting reluctantly.
"I'm asking Master for help. I'm not here to appear on your show. Master, please help me. Oh, Master, please help me!"
Li Laizi sat down on the ground, crying and acting like a fool.
The director also had a headache, who is this person?
Ellie thought that she had found the wrong person this time, and the joy in her heart added fuel to the fire again: "Qingqing, if Uncle Li had nothing to do, he wouldn't beg us. Otherwise, you can... help. Help him."
Leng Qingqing smiled and said: "I don't have anything to do with it, I'm just afraid of scaring the audience and children."
Shen Han immediately became energetic: "I'm not afraid, I want to go see the piglet with Aunt Qingqing."
He also glanced sideways at Huo Yanheng, his eyes full of provocation.
What little piggy he wanted to see was obviously a joke in the desert.
Half an hour later, the group arrived at Li Laizi's pig farm at the east end of the village.
As Li Laizi said, the pig farm is not large. There are more than a dozen piglets waving their pink tails like balls of thread, walking around uneasily due to the hot weather.
"This smells really strong." All the staff pinched their noses one after another, and some even put on masks.
Leng Qingqing put on ginger rubber rain boots, stepped into the field, picked up a little pig, and observed it carefully for a few seconds.
Li Zizi came up and said, "The tools have been prepared for you."
But something separated him.
Li Laizi looked down and saw that he was a little boy of several years old. Under the sun, the child's skin was as white as snow, his eyes were as black as deep pools, and there was a cinnabar mole on his forehead as red as blood. He was as beautiful as a little demon.
——It’s her child.
Imp. Li Laizi muttered in his heart, who are you trying to scare?
Leng Qingqing put on her gloves and sterilized the blade, her expression showing a bit of seriousness and solemnity.
To a human, it only takes a few seconds, but to the little piggy, it is a day of great significance that changes the pig's life.
As the surgeon in charge of this operation, you must be serious.
Leng Qingqing sat on the chair, bent down, stepped on the front and back limbs of the little piggy with both feet, disinfected it first, and then lifted the knife with his hand.
"Shh!"
A little piglet completely lost its dignity as a male.
Every time Leng Qingqing raises his hand, a little piglet loses its dignity as a male forever.
In the blink of an eye, the operations on more than a dozen piglets were completed.
The subsequent disinfection steps were left to Li Zizi indifferently.
Li Zizi was just following the mysterious man's instructions. How could he have imagined that this beauty really had such abilities!
He looked at Leng Qingqing with unabashed admiration and admiration, but also with a mixture of hidden and strong greed and lust.
Leng Qingqing took off his gloves and turned around to see a group of people with their mouths shaped into O shapes, as if they were seeing a row of big-mouthed frogs squatting by the pond.
Naturally, this also includes Ai Li and Shen Han.
Everyone was drunk.
Leng Qingqing looked a little helpless.
You know, she didn't want to show off her strength.
It's all because of Shen Han's fucking fault.
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