Dressed as a villain’s own mother, I became a popular child variety show by relying on sand sculptur
Chapter 46 The lame man chooses a concubine
The guests all had more or less a few sips. It was hot in the summer, and after a short lunch break, villagers suddenly came to the door.
Moreover, the roll call must be deserted.
The camera focused on this man in his forties. He was about 1.6 meters tall. He was stooped and dark and thin. His face had a strange shape, an inverted triangle like a snake. He wore a hat that was so shabby that the original color could hardly be seen. Wearing a cloth hat, his right leg is lame and he walks with a limp.
From the moment he stepped through the door of the small courtyard, there was a strong, choking smell that wafted into the air and permeated the entire courtyard.
The staff who were nearby pinched their noses and couldn't help but stretch out their hands to wave, but they couldn't get rid of it. The smell seemed to stick to the air and clog people's nostrils.
The villager stood in the yard, with an extremely vague light shining in his two triangular eyes.
"I am Li San, who raises pigs in the east of the village. People in the village call me Li Laizi." He nodded and bowed to these people. He seemed to have never seen such a big scene or so many city people. He looked a little reserved. .
"Li...san, this villager, what do you want to do here?"
The director finally sobered up and burped, but when he smelled the stench in the air, his expression turned back strangely.
Hearing the director's words, Li San said with a sad face: "The master of the pigs in our village is sick and has been hospitalized in the city. There are more than a dozen piglets waiting in our pig farm. The weather is hot these days, so I can't eat as much as I want. I’m not very good at it, but I heard that you have a pig maker here, so I just came here and wanted to ask her for help!”
"Huh?" The director was dumbfounded.
Pig slaughtering is not just about castrating pigs. They are all famous entertainers here. How can anyone do such a rough job?
"Did you look in the wrong place?" The director forced out a smile. He really didn't expect this to happen.
"Don't worry, I will give you the price according to the rules!" Li San shouted quickly and gritted his teeth: "No, I am willing to pay twice! If it doesn't work, triple it will do!"
The director thought for a moment, but still noticed something was wrong: "Who told you that we have a guest here who knows how to make pigs?"
Li Zizi hesitated and did not reply. He subconsciously glanced into the pavilion, as if he was looking for someone.
At this sight, his eyes straightened instantly.
In the pavilion, there were several beauties with different styles sitting, all with fair skin and beautiful features. Some were wearing skirts he had never seen before, even revealing their white thighs!
In the village, Li Zizi had never seen such scenery before!
Compared with them, the village women I usually see are not women at all! ?
Li Laizi was so dumbfounded that he didn't even hear the director's words. He thought he was in a fairyland.
"What is he looking at?" Andy frowned. The man's look made her very uncomfortable.
Unexpectedly, Li Zizi was also sizing her up.
This woman has sharp eyes and clear outlines, which Li Laizi doesn't like. Women with square faces are not easy to deal with at first glance.
What's more, she is so tall, more than 1.8 meters by visual inspection? She is taller than a man, has such a bad expression, is not gentle at all, and does not look like a woman at all.
But the one next to her in a black skirt is pretty good. It would be better if she exposed a little more.
Li Zizi didn't know that the woman in black skirt was the owner of the letter. He was so deeply involved in the drama that he actually rated several women in his heart.
At this moment, next to the woman in the black dress, half of a snow-white profile came into his eyes.
The man seemed to notice his gaze, glanced sideways slightly, and turned his face.
Compared with several other women, she was dressed the most plainly, but her beauty could not be concealed.
Wearing a pure white T-shirt, her hair was tied into a bun, and she was holding a cup of tea in her hand. Her eyes were big and bright, with the ends of her eyes slightly upturned, very attractive.
As soon as she appeared, all women were instantly reduced to background.
Li Zizi had lived for more than forty years and had never seen such a beautiful woman. His breathing stopped for a moment and he was stunned.
It wasn't until the director frowned and called him that Li Laizi came back to his senses, but his two yellowed and turbid eyes still couldn't bear to move away from Leng Qingqing.
He raised his skinny chicken-foot-like hand, wiped it covertly on his mouth, and swallowed.
Li Laizi was a bachelor. He had not married a wife for more than 40 years. When he was young, he engaged in some sneaky business. As a result, families in nearby villages who had daughters to be married immediately turned away coldly when the matchmaker mentioned his name.
In the end, even the matchmaker was unwilling to talk to him.
Li Laizi's moral character was not good, and all the women in the village stayed away from him when they saw him.
But these outsiders have no idea about his deeds.
There were several young girls in the directing team who had just graduated from college. They even felt pitiful when they saw his shabby clothes and stooped figure.
Li Zizi's eyes were glued to the pavilion, unwilling to move away for a moment.
I have already had a sweet dream in my heart.
It would be great if this woman was his.
"Li San, Li San? Did you hear me?" The director walked up to him and stretched out his hand to wave in front of Li San.
"Ah? - Oh!" Li Laizi finally came to his senses and replied dryly: "No one told me! I saw it on TV. There is a pig maker here, and his skills are quite good. "
Ellie breathed a sigh of relief.
This country bumpkin was pretty smart, but he almost turned her in. She couldn't spare him if he messed up her plan.
However, it seems that Leng Qingqing has indeed not been idle in the past few years and has learned a lot of skills.
Stir-frying is something that only takes a few days of practice to become proficient at.
But... what about the pig?
A narrow look of watching a good show flashed across Ellie's eyes, and her heart was filled with gloating.
Now, there is really something good to watch.
Leng Qingqing always likes to brag. Does she think she really knows everything? Now it's time to wake up from her dream.
All the characters were present, the time was right, the place was right, and the people were in the right place. Ellie added fuel to the flames:
"It turns out that you have been watching our live broadcast. Qingqing did say this, but it was probably just a joke. You have found the wrong person."
It seems that he is speaking for Leng Qingqing.
In fact, it pushed Leng Qingqing to a dilemma.
If Leng Qingqing listens to Ellie, it will prove that she is indeed lying to everyone.
The cost of deceiving netizens is very serious.
Netizens became angry, and their influence was enough to completely wipe out an artist.
Wrong person? Li Zizi raised his neck like a firecracker was set off, and said with excitement: "How could I have found the wrong person? In your program, she said she knew how to slaughter pigs. Why does she say she can't do it now? That's not a lie. Where are the people!"
The man told him in the letter that he must look for Leng Qingqing.
Looking at the envelope full of RMB, Li Laizi said that he had to perform this drama well no matter what!
Maybe his noble man is just watching here right now!
Ellie showed a troubled look, as if she had no choice but to look at Leng Qingqing: "Qingqing, look at this... If you really know how to do it, help this poor villager."
Very good, kicked the ball directly to Leng Qingqing.
Leng Qingqing said she knew how to breed pigs? But Ellie has lived with her for so many years, and she has never seen such a strange thing!
Leng Qingqing must be lying.
Unless, unless...
Unless she is married to a piggrower.
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