Dressed as a villain’s own mother, I became a popular child variety show by relying on sand sculptur

Director Damascus clapped his hands to attract the attention of all the guests.

"Okay, the guests can prepare and head to their respective destinations. After all guests arrive in City B, they will take the program team's bus and continue on their way."

Leng Qingqing received a vehicle sponsored by the program team. She hooked her fingers around the keys and narrowed her eyes slightly, as if she was thinking about something.

System: "What are you thinking about?"

Leng Qingqing said slowly: "Have you not noticed that Huo Yanheng deliberately didn't answer Shen Han today?"

That's why the kid got angry.

Huo Yanheng is not incapable of fluent conversation with people other than Leng Qingqing, unless he doesn't want to.

From the perspective of this five-year-old child, Leng Qingqing could easily guess his thoughts.

First, he really hates Shen Han.

Second, by the way, it adds congestion to the deserted area.

Killing two birds with one stone, he is indeed the biggest villain BOSS in the future. He can be so thoughtful and calm at such a young age.

system:"…………"

Doesn’t your conscience hurt by making such speculation about a cute baby who is only five years old?

"Of course not." Leng Qingqing put on her sunglasses, sat in the back seat, and said quietly, "Because I have no conscience."

Huo Yanheng consciously climbed into the car from the other side, lowered his head, and fastened his seat belt.

As if he sensed that someone was looking at him, the human cub raised his eyes with black pupils and clear eyes, but the bright red cinnabar mole on his forehead was particularly charming.

In the front seat, Bai Dan and his daughter Tiantian were also ready.

Bai Dan stepped on the accelerator and the vehicle sped away.

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After all the members met in City B, they took the program team's bus to the destination of this issue - Taohuayuan Village.

Three hours later, the bus stopped.

As you enter, you can see beautiful mountains and clear waters. The only dirt road in front of you goes straight into the distance. There are low-rise houses with local characteristics on top and bottom. The boundary monument at the entrance of the village in front of you is engraved with a few large characters:

"Peach Blossom Spring Village!"

"Here we are!"

Due to the narrow road into the village, the bus cannot pass, so the guests can only get off the bus and walk to the base camp of the guests in this episode.

From the moment they got off the bus, the children, who had barely been out of the city, couldn't see enough.

On the other side of the dirt road are large green fields, farmland, lotus ponds, duck houses, and rice fields.

All kinds of common poultry can be seen everywhere. Ducks come ashore from the rice fields, shake off the river water, and swagger past the group of outsiders, not afraid of strangers at all.

Compared to the ducks, the guests were more scared.

"I heard that ducks can bite and twist people. Please be careful." Bai Dan bent down, picked up his daughter, and tried his best to avoid the ducks.

The other guests also followed her example and stood aside to let the ducks pass first.

When we meet on a narrow road, the duck wins.

Ducks, they can't afford to mess with them.

Shen Han didn't take the words of these adults to heart. His eyes were bright, as if he had seen something interesting. Not only did he run into the duck pile, he also tried to reach out and pinch the duck's wings!

"Mom, let's stew the goose for dinner tonight!"

It's a pity that the duck escaped too quickly, otherwise Shen Han would have caught a duck.

He puffed up his cheeks, a little unhappy.

The next second, Shen Han suddenly felt a warm, wet and heavy thing fall on the instep of his left foot.

Looking down, Shen Han's pupils shrank.

"Ah! My limited edition sneakers!"

He squeaked and raised his feet, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot.

The duck actually pooped a fresh poop on his instep!

Shen Han really wanted to kick this blind duck away!

But when he turned his attention to the ducks, he couldn't find which one was pooping on his new shoes!

Shen Han was so angry that his teeth were itching and his eyes were red. Ellie knew his temper and quickly held his shoulders and brought him into her arms.

"It's just a pair of shoes. Mom will buy you another pair when you return to the imperial capital. These ducks are fed by uncle farmers, we can't eat them easily."

After saying that, Ellie leaned close to Shen Han's ear again, not knowing what she promised him.

Anyway, after a few seconds, Shen Han's face looked better.

He suddenly caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye and was slightly startled. Then he pointed at Ellie and laughed: "Your shoes are stained with duck poop!"

It turns out he's not alone!

Ellie followed his words, looked down, and was instantly petrified.

She was wearing high heels, and the feces was stained on the shoes, white and green...

Ellie covered her mouth, looking horrified: "Ugh."

want to vomit.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp." The clear and melodious sound of birds came from Huo Yanheng's schoolbag. The little man protected the cartoon schoolbag in his arms and followed the steps of the guests.

Lengqingqing was behind him.

From her perspective, Huo Yanheng's exposed back muscles were straight. Even if he looked forward, he still felt nervous and distrustful of the people behind him.

Leng Qingqing was speechless and couldn't help but pinch her eyebrows.

She's not a killer, is she that scary?

Among all the guests, only Tian Tian was hugged by her mother.

Julie held her mother's hand and carefully avoided obstacles such as clods of soil and poultry droppings on the road. There was no dislike in her eyes, only novelty.

Little chubby Jiang Shi threatened to sever ties with his father a few hours ago, but now he was holding on to his old father's arm and crawling on top of him.

"Hold me, there's a duck! I'm scared!!" Jiang Shi was like an overly nimble little fat monkey, clinging to Jiang Tianqiong's arm, his feet almost off the ground.

This is because Jiang Tianqiong's arm is so powerful. If it were anyone else, his arm would have been broken by the weight of his fat son.

Huo Yanheng is not afraid of getting dirty.

Perhaps in order to escape the 'surveillance' behind him, he strode forward without paying attention to his feet at all, his clear eyes always looking forward.

The ducks ran away from the guests, and after they separated, the air was filled with the smell of fresh, steaming feces.

The other children held their noses one after another. Only Huo Yanheng had lost his sense of smell and did not look disgusted at all.

It's nice to have such a trouble-free son.

The guests and children met the ducks on the country road, and it was their first encounter with the rural environment. It must be said that it was full of laughter.

On Weibo, fans from all over the world quickly edited the children's funny compilations.

Guest brokerage companies find the right time to buy hot searches.

#"A Family of Three" guest was blocked by a duck#

# ChenHan’s limited edition children’s shoes were pooped by ducks#

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In the live broadcast room, netizens couldn't help but burst into laughter when they saw this scene.

"Such expensive shoes actually stepped on duck poop! I feel so sad!"

"If it were me, I would have cried on the spot!"

"Julie and Tian Tian are both so well-behaved."

"Jiang Shi made me laugh so hard, now I think about you having a father."

"Old father who has something to do, old doge who doesn't have anything to do"