Dressed as a villain’s own mother, I became a popular child variety show by relying on sand sculptur

Ellie and Shen Han were petrified in the wind.

The director scratched his head: "We are implementing an elimination system. Didn't I just say that? Haha, my memory is not very good as I get older. I'm sorry..."

Who wants to forgive you? Retire as soon as you are old and don’t run out to cause harm to others!

Ellie was so angry that she was holding a mouthful of old blood in her chest.

The remaining human cubs cast puzzled and blank looks, and then, organized by the director, they continued happily playing rock, paper, scissors.

"Scissors--"

"Rock, Scissors! Paper!"

"Scissors, rock..."

According to the final ranking order, the first winner was kid Tian Tian, ​​the second winner was Julie, followed by Huo Yanheng and chubby Jiang Shi.

When the director read out the name of the last one, Shen Han, the child's face turned black and his eyes were full of hopelessness.

Shen Han suspected that the old guy, the director, did it on purpose, but he had no evidence.

Supermodel mother Andy tidied up the Stella Decor ornaments on her daughter's headband, "It's okay, it's just the order of the draw."

Julie has always been a strong little girl. Although she doesn't say it on the surface, Andy knows that she thinks first.

Julie held her mother's cold hand and said, "I know, mom, don't worry about me."

Seeing the loving mothers and filial piety of the other guests, Lone Qingqing blinked her big eyes and looked at her cheap son.

Huo Yanheng gently rubbed the yellowish beak of King Jiji with his fingertips. His black eyelashes drooped, casting a light shadow on his eyelids. He didn't notice the deserted eyes at all, as if he was living in his own world.

Leng Qingqing didn't show any nervousness on his face, so he wasn't worried at all.

This guy was actually not as weak as she thought.

The director called the children based on their rock-paper-scissors results. The children stood in a row obediently and drew a lottery ticket from the staff's lottery tube.

The parents stood behind their children curiously, and the director smiled and said: "The children can show our brothers and sisters in the live broadcast room what lottery they have drawn."

Huo Yanheng untied the note tied at the bottom of the signature and slowly unfolded it. There were several large characters written on it with a black carbon pen:

"Self-driving trip." Leng Qingqing narrowed her eyes and slowly read out the words above. Then her eyes suddenly lit up and her tone became cheerful: "Self-driving trip?!"

"That's great!" Leng Qingqing could not wait to pick up her son and kiss him hard. What kind of little koi is this?

Without even thinking about it, other modes of transportation are nothing more than planes, trains, and high-speed rail.

In addition to airplanes, taking any means of transportation to City B is not an ideal way for guests and children with good living conditions.

Especially hard seats on trains.

As someone who has sat in a hard seat on a train for more than 20 hours, the moment I got off the train, it felt like my soul was about to leave my body and ascend to heaven on the spot.

Nowhere in my body felt comfortable, and I felt uncomfortable anywhere.

Leng Qingqing simply didn't want to think about it. After returning to the Fast Travel Bureau, he applied for a work-related injury and slept for a day and a night before he came back to life.

No matter how ferocious the enemy was, she had never been afraid of her, but more than twenty hours of hard-seat training did it.

Hard seat on the train, you are awesome.

How wonderful it is to travel by car. The steering wheel is in your own hands. You can travel all the way and reach your destination.

Before Leng Qingqing could be happy for a few seconds, Huo Yanheng poured cold water on her.

"My mother can't drive."

There were only a handful of times when Huo Yanheng called him mother. He never took the initiative to call Leng Qingqing mother, but he would pretend to be in front of outsiders.

Like now.

On the surface, she calls her mother, but in fact, she exposes Leng Qingqing's shortcomings in public.

On the surface, he appears harmless to humans and animals, but in reality he is extremely sinister.

Who is this brat following?

Leng Qingqing was stunned, and the system laughed out loud: "You can drive, but the original owner can't! The original owner doesn't have a driver's license!"

I'm calling you a fool, so you're in trouble now.

Seeing Leng Qingqing's confused look, the system almost laughed his head off.

But no one was thinking as fast as Leng Qingqing, so she immediately said: "Whoever knows how to drive can ride with our car."

Of course the guests who got the flight don’t need it, but what about the rest?

Leng Qingqing was sure that there must be guests who got hard seats on the train.

director:"…………"

Have you asked me for my opinion?

You are the director and I am the director?

Leng Qingqing put her hands behind her waist, leaned slightly to look at the director, and smiled very wickedly: "Does the program team have regulations that do not allow guests to ride in the car?"

Director: "...No."

Failed!

Directed by Lonely Qing K.O.

Bai Dan said gently: "I can drive, is that okay?"

As expected, Bai Dan was the unlucky guest who got the hard seat on the train.

Leng Qingqing naturally had no objection, her eyes turned into crescent moon smiles: "Of course, welcome."

Ellie was also happy that she got a high-speed rail ticket. Although it was not a plane, it was still better than taking a train.

Isn't the train something only those lower class people can take?

She is afraid of germs.

Obviously, Shen Han thought so too. Mr. Shen had been raised in fine clothes and fine food since he was a child, and had never taken any means of transportation other than airplanes.

In Mr. Shen’s impression, high-speed rails and trains are only for poor people.

How could he lower himself to sit on something like this? What if he got the sour taste of poverty?

Fortunately, the one they got was the high-speed rail, so it was barely acceptable. Shen Han tried his best to hide it, but his eyes still showed clear disgust.

On the side, Andy was comforting his daughter: "It's okay Julie, the scenery on the train is very nice. You've never tried it, have you?"

This mother has always encouraged her daughter to be brave and try new things. Sure enough, Julie was attracted by the content of her mother's words. Her long and thick eyelashes were blinking like flying butterflies.

Julie asked her mother: "But Mom, we got a hard seat on the train. Does this mean we have to sit all the way to the destination?"

The child looks innocent and curious.

Huh? Everyone, including Leng Qingqing, realized something was wrong.

Isn't it Bai Dan and Tian Tian who got the hard seat?

Bai Dan met everyone's gaze with clear and gentle eyes: "Andy and Julie can sit on our hard bed."

Then she explained to everyone with an apologetic look.

Tian Tian has allergic rhinitis and is extremely sensitive to smells. After all, there is a mixed crowd on the train. This is a mother's protection for her children.

As parents, everyone understands.

But the director jumped out like a giant monkey to cause trouble: "Bai Dan has already taken a deserted car. This is a bug in the program rules. She can no longer exchange transportation with the remaining guests."

"Then switch with us." A calm male voice sounded, and everyone followed the voice and turned their eyes to Jiang Tianqiong, who had not spoken a word.

Jiang Tianqiong's eyes were as if they were real, and his tone was unhurried and unhurried, with the poise unique to a mature man.

"Switch with us. Let's take the hard seat."

Jiang Shi was dumbfounded.

The old guy wants to exchange hard seats with someone else. Have you asked him for his opinion?

"No, no! I want to take a plane, I don't want to take a train!!"

Obviously they got the plane, but the old guy wanted to exchange it with the worst train, and he didn't allow it! !

The little fat boy rolled on the spot, covered in dust, his arms and legs swinging wildly, crying and fussing, unable to act up.

"This is abuse! I want to find my mother soooooo!!"

The children headed by Huo Yanheng were all drunk.

The guests at the scene and the netizens in the live broadcast room all couldn't help but laugh.

"Jiang Shi used to follow his mother, so it shows that his mother's education was not very good."

“The education of young children is really important.”

"Fortunately, Jiang Tianqiong has the child back, so it's not too late..."

"Other than being rude, our little fat guy is actually pretty cute."

"Bet no, Jiang Tianqiong, a fitness fanatic, will definitely make his son lose weight."

After all, he is his own son. The old father always has a way to deal with this disobedient son. He picked up the fat son and said in his tone, "What's wrong with taking the train? Let's go! Hard environment can sharpen people." This is good for you!"

"Put me down, I don't want to take the train!"

"Old guy, put me down quickly!"

The little fat man beat his old father's sharp shoulders and back, and gradually faded out of everyone's sight amidst his cries.

Seeing that it was a done deal, Xiaopang could only yell weakly in the end.

"Old thing...you were waiting for me to grow up...!"