Seize the body? It doesn't matter, I'm a ghost baby

The patient was so shocked that he pointed to the reminder above his head and then to Lao Hei. He was unable to speak for a long time.

The red letter prompts clearly.

It's also marked boldly.

Just to prevent someone from not seeing it.

Who would have thought that I would meet an illiterate person!

In this day and age, four-legged toads are hard to find, but illiterate two-legged people are really hard to find.

He was silent for a long time, and finally suppressed his disdain and asked politely:

"You...can't read?"

But no matter how polite he was, when the question was asked, it was still more or less contemptuous.

Can this old black guy endure it?

Of course not!

With a wave of his hand, he picked up the patient's collar like a little chicken, and shouted angrily. His strong figure, with biceps looming, was so strong that it made people fearful:

"Who do you think is illiterate?"

If he's not angry, he's just a stupid guy.

When you get angry, you're just an angry, stupid person.

What's more scary than mental illness?

It's an angry psychopath!

And Lao Hei, who is thick-tempered and seems not very bright, is almost the same as an angry lunatic.

As a strange patient, Rao was a little trembling with fear at this moment.

"Um, you... are you literate?" The patient's tone became more polite.

He seemed gentle to begin with, and this politeness made him look even more harmless.

but!

Lao Hei, who has limited knowledge, is very concerned about being called illiterate. No matter how polite he is, as long as he is said to be illiterate, it is an offense that touches the bottom line!

He was so angry that his face turned red, and he was filled with shame and anger:

"Of course I'm literate! How can someone be illiterate in this day and age! Who are you looking down on! I used to visit forums! What words don't I know? Don't look down on people too much!"

The patient was stunned for a moment, then pointed to the sign above:

"If you can read, why don't you recognize the words above?"

Lao Hei glanced at the sign and his eyes widened: "There is no writing on it!"

Jiang Zhu, who was mixing medicine at will, glanced at the sign with red fonts on a green background, then looked at Lao Hei, and thought for a moment:

"Are you red-green blind?"

Lao Hei was puzzled: "What?"

He didn't know what red-green color blindness was, he only knew that there were no words on the sign.

After some testing, the patient finally understood that this stupid guy was really red-green blind.

"You are red-green blind but not color blind. It sounds weird. No matter what, you said there are words on it. What are they written on?" Lao Hei let go of the patient and regained his composure. "Just tell me if you can't." ?”

The patient was unwilling to say it, and said in embarrassment: "I can't say it."

But he quickly thought of a solution and pointed at Jiang Zhu excitedly:

"Ask her, she must be able to see it!"

Lao Hei looked at Jiang Zhu.

The patient also looked at Jiang Zhu.

Both of them are looking forward to it.

Jiang Zhu was still mixing the medicine slowly, and spoke unhurriedly:

"Well, I can see, but I can't read."

patient:"……"

Good guy.

What a great guy.

There are two nurses assigned to one ward, just because I'm worried that some of you might not notice the sign on it.

If there are two people, at least one will notice.

Who would have thought that one of the people assigned to his ward was yellow-green blind and the other illiterate.

The patient's face stiffened again and again: "Little sister, at your age, don't you want to go to school?"

Jiang Zhu shook his head: "No."

"Then what do you usually do?"

"Collecting garbage and dancing in society." Jiang Zhu said, "This kind of life is so cool!"

She also said that she was going to dye her hair purple together with her social buddies.

The corner of the patient's mouth twitched again and again, and he said earnestly: "Sister, kid, at your age, you should study more. If you don't study, there will be no way out..."

It's not that she has no way out.

He didn't!

What should he do if she can't read?

His head was about to explode!

"It's not a big problem." Jiang Zhu waved his hand, "If you don't know me, just don't know me. Anyway, we just follow the rules."

She nodded her chin at Lao Hei: "Let's get the injection done. After the injection, I'll give him medicine."

Lao Hei made a show of pulling up the patient's pants.

The patient grabbed his pants tightly and refused to take them off no matter what, and then shouted:

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I have a way to let you know what's written here!"

As he said that, he pulled away Lao Hei's hand, dipped a little blood on the ground, and wrote a few big words on the floor:

【Don’t believe in the rules! 】

The floor is not green.

This time, Lao Hei saw the words clearly and his expression changed.

The patient was happy: "You really know how to read!"

Lao Hei puffed up his chest confidently and said that he was also a cultural person: "Of course!"

The patient was even happier: "Then tell her what's written on it!"

"Don't believe in the rules." Lao Hei said honestly to Jiang Zhu, "Sister, does this mean that some of the rules mentioned in the previous broadcast are the opposite? Once the rules are violated, we will be eaten?"

When Jiang Zhu heard Lao Hei's words, he didn't have much reaction. He just distributed the medicine and put it aside, signaling Lao Hei to get the injection quickly:

"He wrote these words. He is weird. He wants us to break the rules and then eat us. Don't tell us whether these words are on the sign. Even if they are, they can't be true."

"Okay, don't think too much, just get the needle in quickly. After the injection, we still have to find the exit."

This time, there is no key necklace given by Qi Ji, so not only must he find the door, but he must also find a medium to open the door before he can leave.

——Guanhun Lamp.

Very troublesome.

Time was tight, the tasks were heavy, and Li Xiao was stirring things up in the dark, so she didn't have time to hang around with Wei Wei.

"No, believe me, this is really what it says on it!"

Lao Hei was silent and held the needle without moving for a long time. He turned to look at Jiang Zhu:

"Little sister, if the rules for giving patients medicine on time are reversed..."

Jiang Zhu: "There is no if."

Lao Hei hesitantly started to pull at the patient's clothes.

This time, the patient did not refuse, but lay down on the bed cooperatively.

His eyes flashed with success.

Jiang Zhu didn't understand what he was happy about. She only knew that when Weiwei was happy, she wasn't too happy.

This is weird, what are you planning behind the scenes?

Jiang Zhu stretched out his hand to stop Lao Hei: "Tear off his pants and I'll give him the injection."

The patient immediately opened his eyes: "I don't want it! I don't want it! I want this big brother to give me the injection!"

Seeing his sudden resistance, Jiang Zhu looked thoughtful.

"What's wrong?" Lao Hei was puzzled.

The patient's mind was racing: "She is a woman, I am a man, men and women cannot be intimate with each other!"

When Lao Hei heard this, he gave the patient a big blow:

"How long has it been, and men and women still don't have sex? She is a nurse! In the eyes of us nurses, there is no distinction between gender. In our eyes, you are just a big piece of meat!"

"Also, don't let me accuse you of sexism!"

patient:"?"