Seize the body? It doesn't matter, I'm a ghost baby

Chapter 418 Tragic? Laughing to death, unable to feel tragic at all

The fact that Lao Hei was able to survive in such an environment and remain kind was not because he was born a virgin.

But because he is stupid enough and listens to advice.

Being stupid makes him easy to trust.

And listening to the advice greatly increased his chances of survival.

Listening to advice is one of his great virtues, so now he listens to Jiang Zhu's advice.

After all, he and Jiang Zhu were both wearing pink nurse uniforms and thought they were on the same team, so although they sympathized with the patient, Jiang Zhu said he was not allowed to touch her, so he couldn't take the initiative to touch her.

Lao Hei struggled for a long time and finally found a relatively peaceful solution:

"Brother, although I can't help you, I can verbally support you. If you do this, you can crawl a certain distance first, then grab the bed railing, and then you can climb up..."

While talking, I also gave manual tutorials.

But Ren hid behind Jiang Zhu and refused to take a step forward.

The patient finally became angry.

This stupid guy is definitely mentally ill!

The patient half-squinted his eyes and said word by word: "I asked you to come over and help me."

His tone was much colder.

Lao Hei knew that he might be angry, but he didn't dare to go there. He could only scratch his head in embarrassment:

"It's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that I'm powerless. Aren't I already teaching you how to get back to the hospital bed?"

The patient's eyes flashed: "You are rejecting me, right?"

reject?

Lao Hei instantly thought of the rules.

[Rule 4: Don’t turn patients away. 】

Although he didn't know the consequences of refusing, he immediately shook his head:

"I'm not rejecting you, I'm just teaching you..."

The patient's tone became colder and harsher: "If you didn't come over to help me, you were rejecting me! I'll say it again, come over and help me!"

"Why are you like this? I told you no..."

The patient suddenly laughed, his smile was weird and stiff:

"You rejected me!"

"If you reject me, you will die."

Without waiting for Lao Hei to react, the patient arched his body, his skin exploded bit by bit, and countless tentacles erupted from his body, greasy and dark, making people fearful.

Lao Hei opened his mouth wide: "Oh my god, what is this! Is he really weird?"

He trembled and grabbed the corner of Jiang Zhu's clothes: "Little sister, what should we do now? I broke the rules, will he get angry and eat us?"

Weak and helpless.

The big man, who was weak and unable to take care of himself, touched his waist but couldn't find the gun, so he shook even harder.

"If you break the rules, you will die——"

The greasy tentacles attacked Jiang Zhu. Under the horrified and confused gaze of the stupid man, Jiang Zhu casually picked up the scissors in the treatment tray.

There was a "click" and the tentacles were broken.

patient:"?"

Lao Hei: "?"

Just, broken?

This tentacle looks like it can be cut short with a pair of small scissors!

Could it be that this weird thing just looks powerful but is actually easy to deal with?

Lao Hei immediately stopped panicking and picked up the scissors in one hand and the scalpel in the other. When he saw the tentacle coming over, he immediately slashed hard.

...not cut.

To be precise, not even a trace was left on the tentacles.

Lao Hei was startled and saw that the tentacles were tightly restraining his waist, tightening it tighter and tighter, as if they were going to break his waist.

He immediately imitated Jiang Zhu's technique, picked up the scissors, and slashed at the tentacles.

But the scissors made a 'squeaking' sound and slid over the tentacles.

Keep cutting, keep cutting!

Lao Hei didn't believe this evil, so he cut a few more times.

Not to mention cutting it off, even leaving a trace on the tentacles is considered capable.

So, how was Jiang Zhu cut off just now?

Just when his waist was about to be severed, a hand holding scissors suddenly stretched out from beside him, and with a click, the tentacles on his waist were severed.

Lao Hei: "?"

Little sister, she is so strong!

"what--!"

"Dare to cut off my tentacles, damn it! Damn it!"

The patient became extremely angry and split more tentacles.

Lao Hei was shivering, his legs were weak, and he had no choice but to run away. He could only tremble and shout to Jiang Zhu:

"Little sister, run away quickly, I'm here!"

Jiang Zhu: "?"

ha?

have him?

and then?

Lao Hei saw her doubts and explained:

"I'm strong. It will take a certain amount of time for this monster to eat me. You should run away first. By the time it eats me, you may have escaped far away."

Lao Hei has never done anything good in his life.

But before he died, he wanted to be a hero.

At this moment, he felt that his whole body was radiating light, and he was appreciating himself tragically, when he saw Jiang Zhu looking at him leisurely.

She patted his shoulder:

"Brother, you underestimate the weirdness. It only takes a second for it to eat you and kill you."

Lao Hei, who was alone and tragic: "..."

Laughing to death, not tragic at all.

"Everyone who breaks the rules will die!"

The monster's tentacles attacked crazily, and Lao Hei turned pale with fright. At this moment, he completely lost the willpower to resist, and his mind was filled with one thought:

The suicide note hasn’t been written yet!

——Although he has not saved three melons or two dates in these years.

——Although he doesn’t have any relatives to leave a will.

But he still wanted to leave a will and distribute his remaining pairs of smelly socks equally to his brothers who would live and die together.

Just as he was thinking wildly, Jiang Zhu had already bypassed the tentacles and came to the squirming patient.

Under Lao Hei's horrified gaze, Jiang Zhu raised his hand and slapped him.

"Change it back for me!"

patient:"?"

Lao Hei: "?"

She is really, really crazy.

At first, the patient didn't take the slap seriously.

Just a human slap.

What can there be?

But soon, the patient realized something was wrong.

Jiang Zhu's slap could actually disperse his ghost energy!

A few more slaps and his soul would be wiped out on the spot!

The patient did not believe this evil and raised his head in anger:

"what are you doing!"

Jiang Zhu slapped him again with his backhand: "Change back to me! I hate slippery things the most!"

Lao Hei: "!"

She is really fierce and evil!

But no matter how cruel or evil it is, so what?

Can you still kill Wei Wei?

Unexpectedly, under Lao Hei's desperate gaze, the patient quickly retracted his tentacles and lay on the ground obediently:

"Don't fight, don't fight, sister, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I changed back, I changed back..."

Very aware of current affairs.

Lao Hei: "?"

Jiang Zhu nodded with satisfaction and pointed to the dirty bed:

"Go back to bed."

The patient smiled kindly and slowly climbed onto the bed.

Incredibly well-behaved.

Jiang Zhu then walked to the treatment tray, picked up the prepared syringe, and handed it to the confused Lao Hei:

"Take off his pants and give him an injection."

As he spoke, he continued to break the medicine in the treatment tray.

It doesn’t matter how much medicine you take, the main one is whatever you want.

Lao Hei was at a loss and took the medicine. He was obedient and was about to pull down the patient's pants. The patient immediately sat up:

"You can't give me medicine or injections!"

He pointed to the bedside excitedly [Don't believe in the rules! 】Brand:

"Don't you see it?"

Lao Hei: "I saw it."

Patient: "Then you will give me the injection?"

Lao Hei: "What's on it?"

patient:"?"

No, the rise is fierce. In the era of compulsory education, we encounter illiterate people who cannot read.

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