The boss of Fast Travel is not a good person all day long
Chapter 29 Journey to the West: Rebirth of All Members (28)
A'nuo and Jiaye led Bo Jin and others to read the sutras, with a philistine smile on their faces, "We heard that the land in the east is rich in resources. Can the holy monk bring any treasures from the east?
Don't be stingy, take it out and look at it with me, so that I can teach you the sutra. "
Bo Jin raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Are you... robbing a poor monk?"
No, no?
"The holy monk must be careful, don't teach the sutra lightly, let alone take it out of thin air." Gaye curled his lips and smiled.
Ah Nuo continued: "Holy monk, hurry up and bring the treasure so that we can give it the scriptures."
"Wukong, don't kill him."
"Okay!" Wukong spat, rubbed his hands and stepped forward with the stick raised: "Can I, Sun, hit you?"
Ah Nuo and Gaye backed away, with frightened expressions on their faces, "You, what are you going to do? Don't come over..."
"Hit you!" Bajie hugged them up with a rake and hooked the two of them in front of them. Before Ah Nuo and Jia Ye could react, Wukong stepped forward and hit them with a stick.
A few people didn't use their spiritual power, so they pressed down on the two old bald donkeys and beat them up.
"Bang Si! Wu Teeth!" Jia Ye shouted angrily with blood on his face.
Aolie punched Wu Jing next to him and asked, "Third senior brother, what is he doing?"
"Never mind him, just hit him!" Wu Jing responded casually, his hands moving non-stop, the stick reaching to the bone.
Time is like a butcher's knife. Little Wu Jing, who barely had a few lines back then, has now become a big man who beats people with a stick.
When he moves his hands, he is no lighter than Wukong.
"Hold it up... hold it back and beat it up, the nest is..." Ah Nuo said incoherently while holding on to the knocked out white teeth.
"Okay." Bo Jin waved to them to stop.
Several people stopped decisively, and only Ao Lie moved his feet to secretly kick him a few more times.
She knelt down with a smile on her lips, reached out and patted Ah Nuo and Gaye's faces, and then wiped them on their bodies in disgust, "How dare you rob a poor monk?"
The two of them shook their heads quickly and took a few steps back, "Bah dare, bah dare... I'll do nine for the nest."
"Go get it." She stood up with an indifferent look on her face.
"four four."
The two old bald donkeys secretly glanced at each other, showing malicious looks, and crawled to get the scriptures.
"Master, I'm afraid they don't have good intentions."
"Ah."
"..."
After Ah Nuo and Gaye packed up the scriptures, Bo Jin picked up one and planned to read it.
Jiaye was so frightened that he quickly stopped him: "Holy monk, don't move."
She glanced at Ga Ye lightly, and this glance made him even more stressed, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead.
Ah Nuo quickly stood up to save the siege, "The holy monk doesn't know something. This scripture was passed down to the East by Lord Buddha with great mercy. If I read it now, wouldn't I lose my respect?"
"The poor monk doesn't mind."
Ah Nuo and Gaye: "..." Damn...Gan!
"That's all, the poor monk doesn't want to read anymore." She threw down the book, and before Anuo and Gaye could take a breath, she said again: "Wukong, take them and the scriptures and go find that old bald man with swollen hair. The donkey settles the score.
The poor monk would like to ask, is this quality of accepting bribes regarded as a purpose in the West? "
"Yes."
After saying that, Wukong directly sealed the mouths of the two of them, and each of him and Bajie dragged A Nuo and Jia Ye to the ground by one leg, and followed Bo Jin towards the main hall.
In order to make the two old bald donkeys suffer a little longer, they even slowed down and walked on some rugged roads.
By the time they arrived at the main hall, the two of them had already seen stars. The branches and stones on the road had scratched their clothes into tatters, and most of their underwear had been rubbed off.
Most of the white buttocks were exposed, making the Tathagata above couldn't bear to look directly at her.
"Amitabha, Tang Sanzang, what are you doing?" His tone contained anger but helplessness.
The two Venerables Anuo and Gaye wished they could faint and die on the spot.
I thought that traveling to the west was a good job, but I didn't expect that I got beaten in the end.
Gan!
"The Lord Buddha has really wronged the poor monk. The poor monk has worked diligently and diligently since he obtained the sutras.
Now when we arrived at Lingshan, we were robbed first!
Can this poor monk endure it?
I want to peel off the skin of this poor monk! "She snorted coldly.
In this world, I am the only one who robs others. How can I let others rob me?
joke!
"Don't be upset, please tell me in detail." Tathagata still looked neither sad nor happy, with his slightly lowered eyes suppressing the violent storm.
"When the poor monk became angry, several disciples became more aggressive. Who knew that these two old bald donkeys actually held a grudge in their hearts.
He said he agreed to learn the scriptures, but secretly carried two loads of white books to the poor monk.
When you first traveled to the West, you came to the West to seek help from a poor monk. Why are you doing this now? "She reached out and took out a scripture and threw it directly towards Tathagata.
"Snapped!"
Three thousand Buddhas were stunned.
The book hit Tathagata directly on the face, and no one knew how hard she used it. Although she looked light and airy, half of his pure white jade face turned red.
Tathagata closed his eyes and remained silent for a while.
The hall was silent, and the silence was a bit eerie.
Only Bo Jin pulled a chair out of nowhere and sat straight in the middle.
The blood-colored monk's robe made her skin look like jade, and the corners of her lips that were raised by chance were astonishing.
If it weren't for the wrong timing, everyone would definitely praise the color!
"Tang Sanzang!" Tathagata said angrily as he could no longer control himself.
"Don't yell, this poor monk can hear you." She picked her ears, looking a little naughty.
Tathagata took a deep breath for a few seconds, suppressed his anger and said: "You want to get the sutra with your bare hands. It is a white book, but even if it is a white book, it is also a true sutra without words.
But the sentient beings in your eastern land are ignorant and difficult to understand.
That's all, Yangliu, take them to get the written scripture. "
"You are really good at talking nonsense, what? Regional discrimination?"
Eastern land is ignorant?
You are so smart. What kind of rubbish are you telling me about the ignorance of the East in order to protect those two robbers?
Damn 66, if you let me encounter such a defective person again, I will peel off the fried cat strips for you!
66: "..." It's a bit cold. What's going on?
Tathagata didn't quite understand what region meant, but he still understood the word discrimination. He could guess with his big toe that she meant something bad, "Amitabha, I have never discriminated against regions."
"Don't listen, don't listen, you bastard is chanting sutras!"
Tathagata: "..." Go to hell!
"My Buddha is compassionate and all living beings are equal," he said.
"Oh."
Tathagata: "..." I have every reason to suspect that you are perfunctory!
"I am the Lord Buddha of the West and I never speak falsely."
"Oh."
Tathagata: "..." Ahhh! ! !
"I......"
"Okay, that's a lot of bullshit."
Tathagata: "!!!"
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