The boss of Fast Travel is not a good person all day long

One day in the sky and one year in the earth, completely cutting off the cause and effect with heaven, Bo Jin and others embarked on the road to the west.

Taking advantage of the chaos in the west, they traveled around and wandered towards Lingshan Mountain.

Decades passed by in a blink of an eye. During these ten years, Wukong scratched his monkey head and counted silently. Almost half of the time, his lazy master slept with him.

As a pig demon, Bajie said: Please don’t do interviews, I feel ashamed!

As for the monsters on the road?

Wu. Quasi-sage. Kong: Just tear a bunch of them apart with bare hands in a matter of minutes.

On this day, the master and the disciples finally arrived at the foot of Lingshan Mountain with the perseverance of procrastinating again and again.

Although there is great chaos in the West, the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West is definitely the top priority.

Therefore, Tathagata had already sent two venerables, Anuo and Kaye, to wait at the foot of the mountain.

"I've seen the holy monk." The two of them put their hands together and saluted.

Bo Jin waved his hand and said irritably: "There are not so many rules, where are the scriptures?

The poor monk has come as requested. Bring me the book. "

"This..." Ah Nuo and Gaye looked at each other, a little at a loss.

"What? No?"

"Amitabha, holy monk, don't be impatient. Wait for the two of us to go in and make a report before inviting the holy monk in." A'nuo said expressionlessly with his eyes slightly lowered.

"No, they are all acquaintances, why should I report them?" She said and glanced at Wukong lightly, signaling him to get rid of these two ugly guys quickly.

"This...holy monk, this is against the rules, stop it!" Gaye's eyes widened and he almost couldn't help but take action.

"The poor monk is the rule." She waved her hand and said as she walked.

A'nuo and Kasyapa were held back by Wukong and others, and could not keep up with Bo Jin's pace. Cold sweat covered their foreheads, making their already bald heads even more shiny.

In the hall, Tathagata, who should have been overjoyed, sat on Manjusri's lotus platform with a straight face.

The eight great bodhisattvas, the four great vajras, five hundred aluos, three thousand enlightenments, eleven great zodiacs, and eighteen garlands lined up on both sides.

She stood unhurriedly in the center of the hall, followed impatiently by Ah Nuo and Gaye. When they saw Tathagata, they hurriedly knelt down and said, "My disciple is guilty, and I hope Lord Buddha will forgive me."

Tathagata felt furious when he saw the attitude of Bo Jin and others. After all, according to his plan, they should have accepted the Buddhist scriptures with tears of gratitude, instead of dragging them like 2,500,000 to 80,000 yuan, as if they were begging for it. Came with them.

He waved his hand to make the two men retreat, and then asked Bo Jin hypocritically: "Who is down there, and why are you here at Wuling Mountain?"

Bo Jin: "???" Crazy?

"Can you stop being so hypocritical?

The poor monk hates people like you who are full of lies. According to normal time, you were angry with the poor monk and vomited blood ten days ago. Don’t you recognize me?

Where are the scriptures? Have you sunbathed?

You should be a down-to-earth person, don't always do some empty-headed things, stupid! "

"Puch...Old bald donkey, you are too funny, hahaha... No, I've made a few of you laugh to death, but with your brains, you still teach others the scriptures?

Give me a break! "Wukong and the others held their stomachs and laughed.

Tathagata gritted his teeth, suppressed all his anger, and said quickly: "It turns out that you are a seeker, and your eastern land belongs to Nanfangbu continent.

Because of the vastness of the sky and the vastness of things and the density of people, there is a lot of greed, a lot of killing, a lot of adultery, a lot of cheating, a lot of cheating, not following Buddhism, not pursuing good deeds, not respecting the three lights, not paying attention to the five grains, being unfaithful and unfilial, unjust and unkind, and hiding things. The mind is ignorant of oneself, fighting big and small scales, killing animals at the risk of death, causing boundless evil, and the evil is so full that it will lead to the disaster of hell, so it will fall into the netherworld forever..."

No matter how fast he was, Bai Jin was still dizzy when he heard, "Shut up, what are you babbling about?

Book, where is it? "

"..." If I don't kill you after this calamity, I won't call you Great Sun Tathagata. "I now have the Tripitaka of Sutras, but..."

"Old bald donkey, you are too verbose. If you don't give us a few books, we will leave. You can find someone else to get them.

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, what are you doing? "

The one who spoke out this time was Wukong. According to his recollection, the Tathagata in his previous life had to babble for a long time. If he continued like this, he would be late for lunch.

"You monkey, how dare you be so presumptuous!" Yangliu Guanyin on the side saw the Buddha being interrupted again and again, and his anger soared.

"I am not allowed to be presumptuous, and I have been so presumptuous so many times. What do you mean to me?

This aunt, can you pick the leeks from your teeth before opening your mouth?

What bad luck! "Sun Wukong said with a look of disgust.

Yangliu Guanyin was so frightened that she quickly covered her mouth, and all the Buddhas blushed because they were suppressing laughter.

As soon as she finished this action, she realized what stupid thing she had done, and yelled angrily: "How dare you, this great master feeds on fairy dew, which gathers the essence of heaven and earth. How could it be...how could he eat it?" Leeks are such a meaty thing!”

"Come on, do you really think you are a little fairy?

They also feed on dew.

I don’t even look at your strong body. Do you have the face to say that what you eat is dew?

According to my old grandson, you can eat at least five big buns in one meal, and you are still not full! "He said 'tsk' twice with a look of disgust on his face.

Yang Liu felt that her dignity as a great scholar had been completely insulted. Just when she was about to get angry, Tathagata gave her a cold look and said, "Okay, step back!"

"Buddha..." She was unconvinced and was about to say something, but she held it back under Tathagata's cold eyes.

"Anuo and Gaye, you two take them to get scriptures.

In order to save all sentient beings, I, the Buddha, am merciful. Today, I will pass on the Tripitaka Sutra to you. I hope you will not be stingy and pass it on to the Eastern Lands, so that you can be filled with great kindness forever. "

"Are you kidding me? You begged the poor monk to keep these shabby books. The poor monk even thought it was unlucky..."

"Anuo, Gaye, take them away quickly!" Tathagata didn't want to listen and quickly waved his hand.

Anuo and Jiaye accepted the order, stretched out their hands and invited: "Please, holy monk, come with me."

"I don't have a tutor. Forget it, Master. Let's finish it quickly and go back to eat. The old pig is hungry." Bajie glanced at Tathagata, shook the meat on his body and said.

Tathagata: "..." What a sin!