The boss of Fast Travel is not a good person all day long

One day in Lingshan.

"......"

"Is this guy still sleeping?"

"Yes, Lord Buddha doesn't care. Yangliu Guanyin is so angry that she doesn't even come to the main hall."

"Her apprentice doesn't urge her either?"

"But pull her down. Look at the one who is guarding her. That is the Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused great trouble in the Heavenly Palace!"

"Is this the Monkey King who attacked the Lingxiao Palace and forced the Jade Emperor to hide under the table?"

“Yes, yes, that’s him.

Back then, our Lord Buddha was so powerful that he suppressed the monkey head for five hundred years! "

"Ah? Then the Jade Emperor is too cowardly!

Isn’t he already a quasi-saint? Why do we still need our Lord Buddha to save us? "

"Tsk~ Who knows! Maybe it's all caused by the accumulation of elixirs."

"......"

The second day in Lingshan.

"..."

"Manjusri, has Monk Tang woke up?"

"Never."

"The number of days is going to change..."

"Does Lord Buddha know whether it is good or bad?"

"I haven't seen it through."

"Should we wake up Tang Monk?"

Tathagata glanced at him, but didn't say anything, and waved his hand to let him do what he wanted.

Anyway, he couldn't pull off this face, so it was better to let Manjusri, a fool, charge into the battle.

Manjusri: "???"

What, what do you mean?

Doesn't Lord Buddha allow you to call?

Oh, Tang Monk is so fierce, Lord Buddha really feels sorry for me.

Lord Buddha is wise!

Tathagata, who was waiting for his action, said: "???" What is this idiot looking at? Why do you still look so adoring?

Could it be that I am more handsome and handsome today?

"..."

The third day in Lingshan.

Tathagata was in a hurry, "Manjusri!"

"The disciple is here."

"Why haven't you woke up Tang Seng yet?"

"Ah?" Lord Buddha, aren't you...

Manjusri's IQ was online for the first time and he didn't dare to finish his sentence.

"Disciple, go now."

"return!"

"Lord Buddha?" Manjusri looked confused.

"Did I ask you to go?"

"No...isn't it?"

"Huh?" Someone's coming! Quickly drag this idiot out and beat him to death!

Seeing the Tathagata's expression change, Manjusri quickly changed his words and said: "No, it's the disciples who consciously share the Buddha's worries!"

"Well, let's go."

......

call.....

I'm scared to death, Lord Buddha is so fierce... 嘤嘤嘤....

"Sun Xingzhe, wake up!"

"I'm not sleeping, what's wrong with you?" Wukong opened his eyes and yawned lazily.

For some reason, since he followed the master, he has been accustomed to closing his eyes and resting his mind - commonly known as: sleeping.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is here to wake up Tang Monk."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he looked at him with pity and hurriedly walked away, "You shouted."

Manjusri: "???" What are you doing?

"Tang Seng? Tang Seng, wake up!"

He called twice but no one answered. Just as he was about to slap her, he was knocked away in the next second.

After a "crackling" sound, a dirty hand stretched out from the dust, "Help...help me."

Bai Jin was stunned for a while, his blood-red eyes full of confusion.

"Master?"

"Yes." She lowered her eyes and responded, and her eyes returned to normal.

Wukong looked at Manjusri with gloating, his damn desire for survival allowed him to escape critical strikes again and again, but it was a pity that Manjusri did not.

When he finally crawled out of the dust, all the Buddhas in the hall suppressed their blushes.

Wenshu was so embarrassed that his toes were pulled out of the three rooms and one living room.

But at this moment, Bo Jin silently added, "If you disturb the poor monk's sleep, the compensation will be doubled!"

"You..." He blushed angrily, "You are shameless!"

Bo Jin glanced at him and lowered his eyes silently. Can you imagine the purple-gold color combined with pink?

Hey~ it’s eye-catching!

Looking at it this way, he is not as handsome as Bajie!

She ignored Manjusri, but looked at Tathagata who had just come in from the back hall, "Has Lord Buddha thought about making compensation?"

Tathagata paused, "What compensation do you want?"

She chuckled and said: "The poor monk is not a greedy person. As long as the Buddha is willing to sit on the lotus platform under your seat, the poor monk will continue his journey to the west."

Everyone was stunned, as if they couldn't believe she could be so shameless.

Tathagata also laughed out of anger, "What a loud tone!"

"No, no, monks save all sentient beings and sacrifice themselves for others. Poor monks are also one of all sentient beings. The Lord Buddha should treat them equally and grant this small wish of poor monks."

How nice it would be to give up your own lotus platform and make this deity happy!

Tathagata: "......"

You covet my top magic weapon. I didn't beat you to death because I have a good heart. How dare you ask me to sacrifice myself for others?

Buddhas: "..." My dear fellow, you are so brave!

Wukong and others: "..." Master has such good eyesight!

"Don't you want to rely on your account?" Bai Jin glanced at Rulai with a contempt, "Well, I didn't expect the Buddhist Buddhist masters to be so stingy.

Tathagata knew that she said this to stimulate him, but he had to jump into the pit. After all, it was about the face of the West and his face.

"Don't be impatient. This twelve-grade golden lotus of merit is made by dividing the thirty-sixth grade green lotus of good fortune into three parts. It is the most precious treasure of our religion and a symbol of Buddhism. We must not give it to you lightly..."

Before Tathagata finished speaking, Bo Jin became impatient and said, "Speak in human language!"

Tathagata: "..."

Call you stupid!

I don’t want you to understand, don’t you?

illiteracy!

"I need to consult with the Buddhas, please wait a moment!"

"Oh."

Tathagata: "..." Oh, you grandma, didn't you hear me asking you to go out?

The next second, Bo Jin turned around silently and said slowly: "I believe in Lord Buddha's ability, and I hope that Lord Buddha will not disappoint me.

Wukong, let’s go, my teacher will show you the beautiful scenery of Lingshan Mountain! "

"Master, please slow down, I, Old Sun, can't catch up with you..." He shouted towards Bo Jin's back, then turned to Tathagata and smiled, "Buddha, please make a decision quickly, After all, I am her master...hehe..."

Tathagata: "..." Get out! (▼ヘ▼#)

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