The boss of Fast Travel is not a good person all day long

"Lord Buddha, Master Tang Seng and his disciples have arrived."

As soon as they entered Daleiyin Temple, the Buddha's light was bright, and the majestic Buddhist teachings invaded the souls of the five masters and disciples.

There are three thousand Buddhas in high positions in front of them. Their eyes are like those of the Buddhas in countless temples. They are compassionate but indifferent, as if they are all indifferent to the world.

"Bold Monk Tang, when you meet my Buddha, why don't you worship me?"

Bai Jin had no reaction when he heard this, but Tathagata waved his hand to stop him, "It's okay, Tang Monk, do you have something important to do here today?"

"Hui'an Walker threatened the poor monk and refused to compensate, so the poor monk had no choice but to come to the West to seek justice."

As soon as Bo Jin finished speaking, Wukong followed closely behind.

"Tathagata, our master was fine at first, but when Hui'an came out, he was so frightened that he couldn't sleep at night, and his whole body became a little thinner."

Tathagata frowned and said, "Manjusri, is this true?"

Manjusri: "..."

Yes... or not...?

I...I don't dare to say it...

Tang Monk is so fierce. . . . Lord Buddha is also very cruel. . . .

Why are you embarrassing this poor little thing like me?

"Manjusri!"

I think you don’t want to be a Bodhisattva anymore!

"Lord Buddha, please forgive me. I have never seen Hui'an Practitioner."

I...I'm sorry!

As soon as I left the house, I saw Tang Monk and his disciples. Where should I find Hui'an Monk?

"Lord Buddha doesn't want to admit his fault, does he?" Bo Jin was a little impatient.

"Bold Monk Tang, how dare you talk to Lord Buddha like this!"

"It's none of your business, Tathagata didn't say anything, what are you babbling about?

You are a group of undisciplined, unorganized, and colorless people who are just relying on your mouth. This is just what a poor monk can say!

Each of them is not as beautiful as the Dunhuang murals, but they have a lot of beeping words on their lips! "

"You...are bold!"

"You big ass, did you swallow the bile of a snake when I gave birth to you?

You are so bold all day long that you can’t say anything other than being bold?

He doesn't even have any sense of innovation, yet he dares to call himself a Buddha.

What kind of hot chicken stuff?

When the poor monk talks to you, he is afraid that others will suspect that the poor monk is trying to highlight his intelligence.

Do you know what IQ means? What a bunch of idiots! "

Wukong: "???" Still as a virgin, but as active as a mad rabbit?

Bajie: "..." Beautiful!

Sha Wujing: "..." I only blame myself for my low quality, and I only blame myself for being uneducated. I only blame myself for saying shit.

Damn it, cow!

Ao Lie: "..." It seems that the previous senior brothers have finished speaking. Uh... Thank you, master, for being merciful!

Tathagata: "..." Amitabha, shame on you, I'm so stupid, I have to make people in heaven laugh to death this time!

"You... are so presumptuous! Lord Buddha, Jin Chanzi is simply unreasonable. Lord Buddha, please punish him!" the Eighteen Arhats said in unison.

Tathagata: "..." Don't talk to me, I don't know you...

"Tang Monk, do you have anything to say?"

Bai Jin raised his eyelids, spread his hands, and said indifferently: "The poor monk has nothing to say. The poor monk just wants to know when the compensation will arrive?

Lord Buddha, it is best not to waste time. After all, one day in the sky and one year in the earth. Journey to the West has a time limit. "

The Tathagata was furious when he heard this, "Tang Monk, how dare you threaten me!"

"Amitabha, what the Buddha said is wrong. The poor monk is just stating the facts.

Whether the Journey to the West can continue depends on whether the Lord Buddha can satisfy the poor monk.

Many suffering people in the Central Plains are still waiting for the Lord Buddha to redeem them, and they also hope that the Lord Buddha can distinguish priorities. "

Isn’t it compassionate?

I will use this mountain of ‘compassion’ to crush you to death!

snort!

If I am unhappy, no one will feel better!

The purpose of Journey to the West was to introduce Western Buddhism to the Central Plains, but Tathagata felt that if the scriptures were too easily obtained by the people of the Central Plains, the greatness of the West would not be demonstrated.

Therefore, Tang Seng was asked to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties.

To this end, they spared no effort, even spreading the news of immortality.

In the Battle of the Gods, the Immortal Chanjiao and the Immortal Jiejiao fought, and finally 365 people were selected to join the forces of heaven and become gods.

Buddhism claims to be a lineage and belongs to the emerging sect.

After the list of gods, saints cannot be born, the number of days changes, the journey to the west is a great calamity, and the power of Buddhism is unstoppable.

For this reason, the Heavenly Court even destroyed its image and paved the way for the West. As a result, the Western Buddhas began to expand, and even wanted to replace the status of the Taoist Heavenly Court.

There is reincarnation of cause and effect in the world, and Bo Jin does not comment on this.

It's just that the West angered Taoism for its own reasons, causing Taoism to refuse to give the elixir of life, making it difficult for the Buddhas to survive numerous tribulations.

At this time, Tang Seng was like an elixir placed in front of them.

In ancient times, there was Sakyamuni who cut his flesh and fed it to eagles; now there are good people from ten generations who feed their bodies to the Buddha.

Tang Seng's ending is sad, but also expected.

If the flesh and blood are separated, the spirit will definitely be broken.

What is goodness? What is evil?

I wonder if Tang Monk had any resentment before his death. He had been doing good all his life, but his ending was so messy.

Bo Jin didn't understand. In her words, he was stupid and didn't know it, and it was his own fault!

Anyway, it is impossible for her to feed Buddha with her body, so let these people just dream!

"You have been reincarnated for ten times, and you have turned out like this. I am extremely disappointed.

Do you still remember the purpose of our Buddha? "

"The poor monk just felt that the Lord Buddha once again let the horse run and stopped eating grass.

It's so shameless! " She said sarcastically with a deadpan expression.

Tathagata was speechless.

Maitreya Buddha shouted angrily: "Bold Tang Monk, this is Lingshan, how can I allow you to be so presumptuous!"

"Get out!"

The Tathagata was really angry now. Earlier, he could not speak without thinking, but now he dared to overtake him in front of three thousand Buddhas.

He couldn't help but think deeply, this old thief Maitreya might have wanted to usurp the throne a long time ago!

Maitreya Buddha was humiliated by the Tathagata in public, and his whole face turned red.

For a moment, all the Buddhas below lowered their eyes and did not dare to look up.

In ancient times, the Buddha from the east called Maitreya Buddha. It was said by the Tathagata, but not by others.

"Don't act for the poor monk here. Whenever you can satisfy the poor monk, the poor monk will leave.

Wukong, take them to sit down and have a rest.

You, yes, that’s you! She pointed to the Willow Bodhisattva on the lotus platform and said, "Come down and make room for the poor monk." "

After saying that, he immediately drove Yangliu Bodhisattva down.

Yangliu Bodhisattva stared at Bo Jin with wide eyes, "Presumptuous!"

"On one side, let the poor monk let his horse go, but not the temple.

Let yourself go. "She turned over and fell asleep in front of the Buddhas.

Wukong didn't rest, and with a few junior brothers behind him, he took over the territory of the Eighteen Arhats.

They were so angry that they dared not speak out and complained to Tathagata one after another.

"Lord Buddha, this is not a problem. If you let her sleep like this again, the Journey to the West will be ruined!"

Tathagata: "What can you do?"

I have nothing to do anyway, you have a way to solve it yourself.

I will never be threatened by anyone!

"This...disciple cannot do this."

"Let her sleep, I'll see how long she can sleep!"

"Lord Buddha, please think twice!"

"Lord Buddha, please think twice!"

"Lord Buddha, please think twice!"

Tathagata: "..."

Think, think, think, think about your grandma’s thighs!

It's not you who dare to be threatened, right?

The Maitreya Buddha on the right still has a smiling face, which seems to be sarcastic and mocking. Anyway, he looks like he is watching a show.

It's a shame that Tathagata didn't pay attention to him now, otherwise he would have been furious.

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