Quickly wear: Host, you are too rebellious!
Chapter 35 I am a poor ghost in the underworld 4
"..."
"Yes ma'am."
"Fuck you!!" Chu Lu couldn't bear it any longer, "I'm going to pluck it all by myself, right? 70 million, why don't you go and grab it! Did I ask for the dream? It's all right." I'm seventy million?! I've been here for three days, and there's a third person here... No, is it a ghost? Is there one? It's also delaying your next guest. If you do this, I'll call the police! The underworld police can't do that No matter..."
"Hello, we are from the Underground Bureau. What is the reason for the report?"
Two ghosts in uniforms appeared in this room almost out of thin air, with their ID information clearly pinned to their chests. Xiaofang still looked at Chulu with a smile, as if to say: Yes, I called the police.
Chulu:......
Why is she still so confident?
"It's like this. This lady has objections to our charging system. This is our full charging content. Please review it." Xiaofang took the contract early and showed it to the two underworld policemen.
"Yes! They deceived consumers, tricked them into entering the firm, signed the contract without informing the consumers in advance of the cost, and when the other party made a mistake, they very arbitrarily demanded that the consumers pay the bill! "Chu Lu told what happened again with added embarrassment and looked at Xiaofang angrily.
The two underworld policemen looked at the contract carefully and looked at Chulu, "There is no problem with this content. You can consume with confidence."
"Are you sure there's nothing wrong?" Are you calling the police a false alarm? They are in the same group! !
"Of course not, ma'am. If you're still not at ease, we can provide a recorder to record the complete story. Superintendent Ming will make the decision." Xiaofang continued to smile.
At the same time, she secretly mouthed: "Kido."
Chulu: "..."
you win.
Fuck, hold your breath.
"Okay, two underworld police uncles, I have no objections." Chu Lu forced a smile.
After finally bidding farewell to the underworld police twice, Xiaofang still looked at Chulu with a sincere smile, "Madam, the dream entrustment business can continue."
"...continue." Chulu gritted his teeth.
Fortunately, the new goal went smoothly. I went to bed around ten o'clock in the evening and entered the dream cabin for the first time, thinking about what to say.
At the last moment when she lost consciousness, she seemed to hear what Xiaofang said...two minutes.
It doesn't matter if it's okay.
Entering other people's dreams is a quite novel experience for Chulu.
It was so novel that she hung it directly on the... TV opposite the hotel bed.
On the round, dreamy and soft big bed, two figures were entangled, and their ambiguous breathing echoed throughout the room, which was particularly clear. One was young, beautiful, and long-legged, and the other... was a fat, bald man with a big belly.
Chulu: "..."
What a time... No, this dream is so damn colorful.
"Hey!"
"..." Probably too immersed in it, I didn't hear it.
"Hey! Hey! Hi!"
"..." Still no response.
"Old Baldy!!" Chu Lu suddenly appeared and had a direct face-to-face fight with the two people on the bed.
"...Ahhhhh ghost!"
This time, the reaction was slightly stronger, and the woman was so frightened that she disappeared. The entire dream scene changed drastically, turning into a white space.
The bald man pointed at Chulu in horror, "You, you, you, you..."
"Yes, me, do you know who I am?"
"Ji Jiji...Ji Gui! You are not dead? No, you are dead! You, ahhhhh!!"
"Ji Gui?" Is my name Ji Gui? "Yes, I'm dead. Hurry up and build a monument for me and burn some money. I don't have a good life here at all. Do you hear me? Stop screaming! I take it like you agreed! If you don't burn some money for me, I will Come up to you!"
"Hey?"
Chulu was about to say something else, but suddenly she felt a huge pulling force pulling her whole body back. She could only say repeatedly: "Give me money!"
The voice was sad and sad, just like a resentful ghost.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back in that shabby dream cabin again. What comes into view is Xiaofang's smiling face.
"What's going on? Why is my dream so short? What's wrong with you?"
"Lady, the allotted time is two minutes, no more."
"..." OK, it can be considered a success. "Generally if they burn something for me, how long will it take for me to receive it?"
"Usually a lady who arrives immediately."
"Okay. Then I'll go back and wait for news."
"Okay ma'am. But we will deduct the fee first from the ma'am."
"..." That doesn't seem to work.
Chu Lu thought about it and suddenly had an unrealistic idea. Just like...hey hey hey.
So, she decided to leave the good news waiting for her.
What if I figure it out and build a monument for her? Or maybe burn something. After all, the good man above who seemed amiable, amiable, respectable, and extremely kind was her only hope.
Chu Lu cleared his throat and looked at Xiaofang with a smile, "I decided to stay and wait for the money from above to come down, so that we can share the stolen goods in person... No, we will pay in person."
Who knows if you might secretly withhold something. This is not okay.
The one above, Hope, broke into a cold sweat after waking up from his dream. He sat up and murmured to himself as if in shock, "Ji Gui...how could he dream of her? How is it possible..."
It was like a demon was stunned after being greatly frightened, and he was talking nonsense.
"No, they all came to me in their dreams. I have to take some measures, yes, take measures. Let me go, let me go..."
The man reached for the mobile phone on the bedside table with trembling hands, opened the address book and made a call.
Chu Lu originally thought he would have to wait until daytime the next day, but he felt it as soon as early in the morning.
How should I put it? It's light and ethereal, and I feel like I'm about to be liberated. I feel like I'm floating uncontrollably.
"Hey! Do you feel this way after giving money? I feel like I'm going to die happily..."
"Miss!!!"
"Ok?"
"How can you let someone save you?" Where can I get money if you save me? ! !
"What kind of salvation? There is no salvation."
"Madam, you are covered with golden light and the Great Compassion Mantra."
"...What the hell?"
Chulu suddenly came back to his senses, lowered his head and saw the golden light of Buddhist scriptures and Sanskrit words lingering all over his body. The solid fonts penetrated into his soul, making him feel ecstatic and relaxed.
"What, what should we do?"
Chulu was also a little panicked. After all, it was the first time she encountered this, and she wasn't sure what to do. She could only wave away those words with her hand. Fortunately, maybe the person who gave her salvation was not very capable. Those Sanskrit words only lasted for an hour and then disappeared.
And she just looked...a little paler.
Xiaofang and she breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
"Ma'am, you... are quite powerful." Xiaofang secretly sweated. It's a good thing she didn't die, otherwise she would have died.
Chu Lu smiled awkwardly and said, "Is this the welfare of the underworld? Do you still care about people's salvation?"
"Uh... Generally speaking, only the human world can be saved through this method. In the underworld, you will either go to the eighteenth level of hell to be tortured, or you will be a reborn lady."
"...Really? You didn't lie to me?" Chu Lu confirmed a little unwillingly.
"Yes ma'am."
"...Who wants to kill me?!" Chu Lu stood up in a hurry, unable to control his mood of vomiting lotus flowers. He thought of something again and looked at Xiaofang, "The one I entrusted with the dream?"
"……Very likely."
"……"I do not believe. This must be a lie to me.
"I didn't ask him to give me a fucking salvation!! What does this person mean! Please help me again!! I have to see him!" Chu Lu has never been so upset, and he can't wait to rush into that person's dream now. Let me ask you carefully, does he not understand human speech? ! Although she is a ghost now.
"Sorry madam, you can't keep dreaming for one person. Besides, you haven't paid yet."
"Of course I know I didn't pay, isn't there still three months left?"
"Madam, if you really want to entrust dreams to one person continuously, you need to go through the corresponding procedures to prove it."
"Prove what?"
"To prove that you are a resident of the underworld, a temporary underworld ghost house will suffice."
"……No!"
"Madam, we have corresponding policies here. As long as you sign, we can help you handle it directly. However, this temporary ghost house is not within the formal procedures of the underworld."
"I understand, just give false evidence."
"That's understandable, ma'am, but the corresponding fees will be higher."
"No," Chu Lu suddenly calmed down when he mentioned the Ming coins, "Do you really want to make this money?"
Am I not the little lamb willing to be slaughtered? ! Who should be taken advantage of...
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