Quickly wear: Host, you are too rebellious!
Chapter 34 I am a poor ghost in the underworld 3
After Chulu asked, he covered his face with his hands, as if he was ready to be beaten.
But no sound was heard for a long time. Chu Lu put down his hand in confusion, but there was no one in front of him.
He left Chulu here without a trace.
The street was empty. When I turned back from the first step, even the shop was gone. There were only walls of blue bricks and tiles, and a foot of white silk floating in the cold moonlight without wind...
Chulu:......
very scary. . Such a big store will be gone if it’s gone...
[Who told you to be a bitch? That’s right! 】
"...I can't help it~"
Although Chulu was still arrogant, he felt uncomfortable in his heart. It was too quiet here, so quiet that he couldn't hear a single sound. The cold wind blew, making it even colder.
She quickened her pace and fled the street.
Fortunately, after only walking for a while, she could hear the sound of hawking. The bustling crowd gradually appeared in Chulu's sight, and even the noise returned to her ears.
"Wow~" Chu Lu was in a daze, thinking that he was back in the human world again.
The streets, pedestrians, houses, stalls, except for the various "people" here, are the same as the night on earth.
Even the restaurant smells mouth-watering.
"Meat!!!! It's so fragrant." Chu Lu could imagine all kinds of delicacies in front of him with his eyes closed, the stewed elbows, dripping with soup, and the fragrant pork ribs. It has a strong meaty aroma, especially when topped with a few slices of green coriander...
Chulu swallowed unconsciously and stopped in front of a two-story restaurant, but before she could enter, she was impatiently kicked out by the security guard at the door.
"Go, go, if you have a ghost house, you have to come in! Don't force me to ask the underworld police to arrest you."
"..."
grass! Forget about this.
I went to several restaurants in the first place and they all had the same attitude. She even almost asked the ghost police to arrest her and send her to the eighteenth level of hell.
Fortunately she ran fast.
Chulu sat melancholy in front of a deserted, unknown store, wondering how he would adapt here.
"You don't have a ghost house? Your family didn't build a monument for you?" A female ghost wearing an exaggerated white dress sat down next to her and talked to her. The skirt of the female ghost is stacked in dozens of layers, and there are many bright diamonds hanging on the skirt, which makes it hard to open your eyes.
"..." Saying this, it seems, really, really...
"Even if you don't erect a monument, will no one remember to burn some paper money for you?"
"..."
Stop talking, I want to cry.
"Then you go and do the dream entrustment business."
"In a dream?"
"That's right. Have you seen my haute couture dress?" The female ghost stood up and turned around several times as if to show off. The diamonds on the skirt hit Chulu's face. Although there was no pain, she felt the pain.
It’s the pain of being hit by money.
The female ghost posed in a pose to let out the light... No, she showed off the hem of her skirt, "This is what I saw wearing on the female model in the fashion show. I asked the designer to draw the pattern and asked them to give it to me in my dream. It’s burned. How is it, doesn’t it look good?!”
"...fashion show?" The TV here can also connect to the Yangjian channel?
It's so... advanced.
"We do it once a week. This time the clothes look better, but they were snatched away by other ghosts. It's really unlucky. I can only rely on my dreams."
"What exactly is a dream?"
"Don't you have your family and friends above you? To dream is to follow the normal procedures of the underworld, enter their dreams, and tell them your needs. Then they will know what you need. They will burn it for you."
"Oh~" It's so amazing. “Can the house be burned too?”
"Of course." The female ghost rolled her eyes at her, as if she had asked an idiot question.
"Where's the money?"
"sure."
"Where's your boyfriend?"
"Oh, then I suggest you go to the underworld marriage registration office. They will find your ideal underworld marriage partner based on your needs. Of course, both parties need to agree."
"!!!" Is being a ghost so magical? !
[Don’t act like you’ve never seen the world before, you’re embarrassing me. 】
"It's true that I have never seen the world! After all, I was captured by you as a coolie the first time I died. We have never really seen the underworld."
The female ghost seemed a little impatient, "Are you still going to have a dream?"
"Do it!"
As soon as Chulu finished speaking, the female ghost in front of him suddenly turned into...a female ghost in uniform. She looked like a salesperson. Her hair was meticulously combed, which was a bit stereotyped. With a faint smile, she said:
"Welcome to the Ideal Excessive Dream Office, I am Xiaofang, the receptionist."
At the same time, the scene in front of her also began to change. Instead of sitting on the street, she was standing in front of someone else's front desk. Behind Xiaofang, there was a dreamy colorful font that read "Ideal and Excessive Dream Firm".
That's right, it's just too much of an ideal.
"..." So... I was tricked?
Mom I want to go home.
"Hello madam, are you going to handle the dream entrustment service? Please fill in your personal information here."
Xiaofang smiled and handed out a piece of paper. Chulu looked at the form on it, which was basically a detailed household questionnaire. Name, age, address, family name, address, and contact information.
Chu Lu didn't remember anything and looked at Xiaofang blankly.
Xiaofang continued to smile, "It's okay, ma'am, if you don't have family, you still have friends."
Xiaofang handed over another one, which was similar to the one just now, but there was a line of small words at the bottom that read: Please confirm that the friend has been friends with you for more than ten years, otherwise the application will not be processed.
"..." No, no, no, why doesn't she even know who to entrust her dreams to?
"Don't you have this one too?"
Chulu nodded.
Xiaofang seemed a little distressed, but she soon returned to smiling, "It's okay, madam, we have launched a new business. We will extract your memory and randomly dream up faces you have met, including but not Restricted to strangers.”
"Faces? That means...animals are also possible?"
"Yes ma'am."
"..." Chulu gritted his teeth, it was better than nothing, "Do it!"
"Okay madam, could you please scan your pupils to confirm that you are handling the business?"
"Process."
"Okay ma'am. The dream service has been started. However, the cost of this service is higher and you need to pay 50 million ghost coins. May I ask...are you paying in cash?"
"..." I don't even have a fucking ghost house, where will the money come from? !
Are you crazy? ! It's better to go directly to Tiandi Bank to grab money.
You didn't mention it at all until the money matter was settled.
"You don't have any money, right? Madam? Then madam has automatically signed the IOU. Please pay off all the debt within three months, otherwise we will notify the underworld police to intervene, madam."
"If Madam's business is successfully processed, all the money you receive will belong to our company until the debt is paid off."
"..."
How could this be worse than loan sharking!
Chulu looked at the female ghost and suddenly had an idea.
"Madam, you have signed the contract and you cannot go back on it. Otherwise, I will notify the police to intervene."
"……"you are vicious. This little mouth is loud. "Can I have a dream? How?"
"The target has been found here, madam. When night falls over there and the dreamer enters a deep sleep, we will arrange for you to enter the dream cabin. Madam, you can talk to her."
"Okay." The fire pit has jumped, and the half of the soil is no longer missing. Let’s see if you have any other traps.
"Please wait in the dream cabin, madam."
There is a transparent cubicle in an inconspicuous corner on the side of the hall. At first, I thought it was a toilet, but when I arrived, I realized that this was the dream cabin that Xiaofang mentioned...
Slightly crude.
Xiaofang took out a bunch of keys and opened the door of the cubicle, only to find that...it was just as shabby inside.
There was only a square plastic stool and nothing else.
Chulu:......
It's not as good as the sofa chair in the hall.
Chulu suspected that she had really been tricked.
But currently, there is no evidence.
"Please wait here, ma'am."
"You didn't trick me, did you? This thing, the dream cabin?"
"Yes ma'am." Xiaofang's smile did not diminish, and she was not half-hearted.
"Then let me believe you." What a ghost!
Even if you don’t believe it in the beginning, you can only choose to believe it.
I just spent two days in this idealistic and dreaming office.
That’s right, two days.
Chu Lu and Xiao Fang didn't sleep for two days, but the one above still showed no sign of sleeping.
In the early morning of the third day, when Chu Lu fell asleep leaning against the wall again, he was suddenly woken up by Xiaofang.
"What's wrong? Can you have dreams?"
"No ma'am, according to data fluctuations, that gentleman may not be alive anymore."
"What do you mean? If you're not here, just go find..." Damn it! Not in the world?
Isn't he fucking dead? !
If I want to entrust my dream, I won’t just drag the person down! ! Who should I look for when people come down?
"Yes, ma'am. Now we have a solution. It's like this. Since the target is unable to dream due to unexpected force majeure factors, we can replace the target for free, ma'am."
"Oh~ Then change it quickly!"
"But we need to increase the labor fee, madam. Because of your reasons, time was wasted and it had a certain impact on the operation of our office. Moreover, because you occupied the Dream Cabin for a long time, it directly delayed the next customer's time. , so ladies who need to raise fees across the board.”
"..." Chulu's expression became solemn for a moment, and he casually asked tentatively: "How much more?"
"Twenty million hell coins, madam. The total cost is 70 million hell coins."
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