Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

Before I tell you the secret of Admiral Ulysses, let me sell a lawsuit first.

Let me first tell you how I learned about this matter.

It was a very ordinary morning. I had just gotten up and was going to the cafeteria for breakfast.

But when I arrived at the canteen, I found that it was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop.

You know, the canteen at that time was overcrowded. There were about 200,000 military women sitting in the canteen, and there were no empty seats in the canteen.

But everyone was as quiet as a pile of insect excrement, and there was not even a sound of tables and chairs clashing.

Even the sound of breathing was too weak to be heard.

This situation was so abnormal that I, the host, was also very frightened at the time.

At this moment, a sudden voice sounded.

I thought some important person was speaking.

But when I looked towards the center of the canteen, I was a little confused. The female speaking was not the leader at all, just an ordinary military female.

Just when I was wondering why everyone wanted to listen to his nonsense, the ordinary military female opened her mouth to speak.

Ordinary Military Female said:

"On this station, just the day before yesterday, someone broke into the passionate scene of the red-haired admiral Ulysses with his own eyes.

The red-haired general actually prostituted himself during the day, and staged a sweaty battle with the two male lords in the combat command room.

Yes, you heard it right, it’s the two male worms! And they are twins, they look exactly the same! "

Were you shocked after hearing what this military woman said?

When I, the original poster, heard this, my first reaction was disbelief.

how can that be possible! That's the combat command room! Such a sacred place! How could you do such a thing!

Then, I felt envious again.

Oh my god, you two sirs, I also want to be an admiral!

But after the poster came to his senses, his first reaction was still doubt.

I suspect that someone is spreading rumors and slandering General Ulysses.

But not long after, I couldn't help but not believe it anymore.

Because that ordinary female insect vividly described the entire process in detail in front of hundreds of thousands of military females in the cafeteria.

I won’t talk about those processes online, as they probably won’t pass the trial. Anyway, my blood was racing and I was so excited when I heard them.

Can you imagine the scene at that time?

There were 200,000 bachelor females in the audience, and everyone was breathing heavily, imagining the intense scene in the combat command room.

All we can think about is how did Admiral Ulysses twist? What kind of posture is it?

Everyone was very excited at that time.

Later, speeches like this continued for several days, and all the military females on the entire station knew about it.

Only Admiral Ulysses did not know.

Little does he know, we already know his secret.

Do you know how hard it was for the host to hold back during those days when he greeted Admiral Ulysses?

It's the kind of thing that when you hear the voice of Admiral Ulysses, you'll imagine a small theater in your mind.

However, excessive speculation will lead to the birth of rumors.

Later, I don’t know what day it was, but suddenly many people said:

[Admiral Ulysses has a habit of collecting male twins, depriving us of our right to mate. 】

No one expected that this incident would become the breeding ground for hatred.

Just when hate speech was getting more and more intense, the source of the matter came forward to clarify the situation.

The source of the matter is a military female, let's call her female insect B.

It was he who broke up the scene of Admiral Ulysses' threesome.

Female insect B announced in the cafeteria that he was the one who saw the intense scene between Admiral Ulysses and the two male insects.

But what he saw was actually a dream.

Admiral Ulysses only had sex with the male twins in a dream, not in reality.

I won’t tell you the identity of this B female to protect her personal information.

But there is one thing to note: what female insect B said is extremely credible, and there is no need to doubt the accuracy of the news.

Therefore, with the clarification from Female Bug B, those hateful remarks were self-defeating.

It turns out that Admiral Ulysses was dreaming about twin male worms.

During that time, everyone gave Admiral Ulysses a nickname.

Everyone calls him - the master of obscenity.

Hahahahahaha

Admiral, I'm sorry, I can't help but laugh, but please don't punish me.

Before that, it might have been a joke.

But now everyone knows that the male insects in the dream are real. This post is so popular now. I want the whole galaxy to know that you have two Yao clan male insects.

Admiral Ulysses, you are the most powerful. Not only are you powerful and powerful, but you are also the strongest in mating!

Please fight [Ulysses the Strongest] on the floor below!

In addition, when I mentioned this to the poster, I also wanted to ask Mr. Han Ling.

Mr. Han Ling, I remember you said that the Yao tribe is a very love-minded race, but why do two Yao tribes choose a female insect at the same time?

I really hope you can read this post and help us clarify our doubts, thank you!

Now, I'm going to the cafeteria to eat. See you all in the afternoon. After eating, I will continue to update the fourth level of shocking events. 】

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Once this anonymous female insect’s latest post was posted, it once again detonated the Zerg star network.

The female insects who read this post all had lewd and shocked smiles on their faces.

They enthusiastically left comments below the post.

【building:

Ulysses is the strongest! ! ! It’s just two pieces ~ Hahahaha, okay, can I listen to this?

Sorry, Admiral Ulysses, although I envy you, I still want to laugh hahahaha]

【building:

Sir, you are really brave! Relying on anonymity to talk about such things here!

I can’t even imagine whether Admiral Ulysses will also see this post, Ulysses is the strongest!

Eat melon! take off! Hahaha! 】

【building:

After reading this message, I did twenty Thomas circles on my bed, I was so excited!

I didn't expect you to be such a general! Red-haired Admiral Ulysses, I remember you!

You, the poster, are a true warrior. I dare to say that. This is a general!

Ulysses is the strongest! 】

【building:

Do you all have such rich imaginations? Can you imagine the posture of Admiral Ulysses just from words?

But my mind is blank!

Is there anyone who can draw pictures? Can you draw some pictures for me? 】

【building:

There are pictures, haven't you played "Chong!" The game "The Top Male Insect"?

In this game, there are only postures that you can’t imagine, and there are no postures that you can’t draw!

[Image] [image]

For example, in these two pictures, you can see that even the props have been meticulously arranged! 】

【building:

Aren't you all curious about the poster's question?

I'm also very curious about the poster's question. Are there many female insects who have two Yao mates at the same time?

I would like to ask Mr. Han Ling to answer this question for us. 】

【building:

I am Mr. Han Ling. Let me explain it to you. This situation is very common. From now on, every female insect will have two male insects! Haha, it’s funny just thinking about it! 】

【building:

Why is there still someone pretending to be Mr. Han Ling?

Are you really Mr. Han Ling?

Do you dare to turn on anonymity? 】

As the post went viral, there were more and more comments about Gailou. Some women who were not too dissatisfied with the excitement began to fish in troubled waters and began to spread rumors.

There are so many such rumors that they almost flooded the comment area.

At this moment, some female insects with a strong sense of justice took action.

They reported this situation to the patrol leader Pietro.

After a round of inspections, the patrol master Pietro directly forcibly turned on the real-name information of the post.

After the 800 million post, except for the anonymous poster, the rest of the Zerg who left messages must publish their real-name information and are prohibited from spreading rumors.

Therefore, some females who were still fishing in troubled waters and making waves found themselves lost online as soon as they sent out their words!

Their real names and addresses of the planets they live on were revealed.

At this moment, a real-name message was quickly added to the popular comments of the post.

[Bart Bartlett:

(Location: Capital Star)

(Certified identity: Second Lieutenant of the Fifth Guards Corps)

Hahahahahaha, Ulysses, you have today too!

You seem to be quite old-fashioned and ascetic, why have you suddenly become so arrogant?

I didn’t expect you to be quite playful in private, but you still pretend to be serious on the surface.

I can imagine how exciting it is when you twist it... it's so exciting hahahahaha! 】

Bart Bartlett's message was quickly discovered by sharp-eyed female bugs. They quickly liked the comment and pushed it up.

You know, the floor with the highest number of likes will be displayed first in everyone's comment area.

This ensures that everyone can see the most interesting and high-quality comments on the post.

Therefore, Admiral Ulysses himself, who had just left the training ground and returned to his dormitory to rest, immediately saw Bart's message after reading this post.

Originally, Admiral Ulysses was blushing and lying on the bed at a loss after reading the post.

He didn't expect that his affairs would be known to all the military females stationed on the planet.

In fact, the entire galaxy now knows that he has two males.

To know this, he didn't even tell the marshal...

Ulysses' face was red, as red as his hair, and it did not dissipate for a long time.

However, when he scrolled down the optical computer page and continued to scroll down, when he saw Bart's message, his brows suddenly furrowed.

Ulysses directly clicked on Bart's profile picture and began to think seriously.

When he was serving in the Fifth Guards Corps, did he have any disagreements with Second Lieutenant Bart?

You know, although Ulysses governed the army with severity, he never took the initiative to make enemies.

Bart's message seems to be targeted.

So, after thinking carefully, Ulysses suddenly recalled the female insect Bart Bartlett.

It dawned on him.

It turned out that Lieutenant Bart was the one who first mentioned Mr. Han Ling to them during the meeting.

It was Second Lieutenant Bart who first mentioned Han Ling's novel, which attracted their attention.

and……

The red-haired Admiral Ulysses pinched his nose with his fingers. He seemed to remember that Lieutenant Bart had made some fool of himself during the meeting...

He still remembers that memory!

After all, he was the first celebrity to secretly enjoy himself at the Fifth Guards Corps promotion conference.

It's not a gentleman to retaliate if you have a grudge, come on, let's hurt each other!

Admiral Ulysses smiled slightly, lowered his head, and began to search.

After a while, he found the video of the meeting minutes in his brain.

Ulysses excerpted part of the video and blurred the other female insects in the video. Then, he uploaded the processed video to the post just now.

Moreover, he also took the initiative to love Second Lieutenant Bart.

[Ulysses Kundel:

(Address: First Exploration Corps Station)

(Certified identity: General of the First Exploration Corps)

[video]

@bartbartlett.

Haha, Bart, I remember you, are you hating me because of this? 】

As soon as Ulysses appeared, the popularity of this post skyrocketed again.

The protagonist in the original poster’s story actually appeared!

Countless melon-eating people flocked to the place.

The military females of the First Exploration Corps, who had been secretly watching the excitement, also left one after another.

Admiral Ulysses has seen this post. If they continue to pretend not to see it, it would be unscientific and would be suspected of deliberately hiding themselves.

So, as soon as Ulysses appeared, the comment section became more lively than ever before.

Moreover, the military females of the First Exploration Corps, no matter what, directly liked the post posted by Ulysses.

Although they haven't seen the video yet, they just want to give the general a thumbs up.

This is their compensation for the general.

So with the support of countless military females, this video became a hit without any warning.

However, when the females opened the video, they were confused.

They looked at the video in confusion.

Above the video, there are a few lines of large characters written:

[Eight Corps Annual Work Report Meeting]

[Fifth Guards Corps Promotion Meeting]

[Encrypted call conference site]

What kind of heavyweight video is this? Is it something they can know? They know too much, so they won't be silenced, right?

Although the melon-eaters thought so in their hearts, their faces showed eagerness to try.

They wanted to see what Admiral Ulysses sent out and how he countered the ridicule.

In the video, a military female whose face was coded was praising Second Lieutenant Bart. After more than ten seconds, he asked Bart to get on the microphone and give a report on his work.

However, when the camera of the meeting was transferred to Second Lieutenant Bart, everyone saw Second Lieutenant Bart with dark brown hair and gray eyes in front of a monotonous pure white background, staring at the camera with a flushed face and doing obscene movements.

He was still humming and shouting: Your Excellency Liao Sha! Your Excellency Liao Sha! Ahhh...

Immediately afterwards, countless restricted words continued to come out of Bart's mouth.

The female bugs who saw this video couldn't help but cover their ears. It was so shameful!

This is a debriefing meeting! Their habit of embarrassing others has happened again!

While the audience was still embarrassed, Bart, who was talking nonsense, finally realized that something was wrong.

His face turned the color of pig liver, and it took him a while to return to normal.

The video ended here, but the females who watched the video smacked their lips with unfinished content.

Their hearts are screaming:

So exciting! This video is so exciting! Admiral Ulysses’ counterattack was so beautiful! There’s even a video!

Moreover, Admiral Ulysses was very smart. He did not reveal any confidential matters, and all he revealed were irrelevant.

All the females couldn’t help but give Admiral Ulysses a like and left messages:

【Ulysses is the strongest! 】

Just when the popularity of this post was rising rapidly, Han Ling's arrival added fuel to the fire, making this post a complete classic.