Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

Before telling the story of the first comrade-in-arms, let me first say that based on the experiences of the comrades-in-arms around me, I personally divide dreams into five levels.

What I am talking about now is the first level of basic dreams.

The first female comrade in the army, let’s call him A.

Mr. A is a very good military female, and he is also my partner when flying a mecha.

Military females should all know that in the army, you may have many friends.

But the person you have the best relationship with is definitely your mecha partner.

In a two-player mecha battle, we need a tacit understanding of cooperation.

So during daily training, the two of us were inseparable, and we acted at the same time whether we were eating or resting.

Every time after eating in the cafeteria, we would go back to our respective dormitories together, because it was our dormitory. All right next to each other.

So, one morning, I discovered his secret.

I still remember that it was a rainy morning.

Every time it rains, the old injury on my leg relapses, so that day it rained and I woke up extra early.

When I woke up, I was thinking, I can't be allowed to get up so early alone, I have to call my partner.

Seeing this, I think you will all complain that I am evil-minded. It’s okay if you don’t sleep yourself, and you don’t let others sleep.

I admit, I do have some bad tastes.

But I can say with certainty that there are not a few people who do what I do.

We share the blessings and share the hardships!

Okay, let’s continue our topic.

At that time, I got up and ran to the door of his dormitory in the heavy rain.

Because we are the closest comrades in arms, I opened his door easily.

The moment I walked in the door.

I suddenly heard a humming voice coming from the bed.

Oh my god, here comes the Zerg hero!

I swear, I can guarantee that this sound is definitely not something that a military female can make!

It’s definitely not what my stupid comrade-in-arms could have said!

I can't even imagine that with his broken voice, he could make such a sound!

Just when I suspected that my hearing was damaged, there was another lingering gasp from the bed.

good! I can't deceive myself this time!

That disgusting sound I heard before came from my partner's mouth!

After the shock, I quickly took out the optical computer and turned on the recording mode.

I wanted to use this incriminating evidence to manipulate my partner and extort a few meals or make some unreasonable demands.

To this day, I still have that recording in my brain, but I have never had the chance to use it.

In this recording, my partner not only made a disgusting grunting sound, but also kept calling a name in his mouth.

I won’t say this name because I’m afraid it would be embarrassing if someone reveals my identity.

It's a good thing I didn't use this recording, otherwise the clown would have been myself.

I always thought that that dream was because he was in the heat of puberty and began to fantasize about mating with male insects.

Now that he thinks about it carefully, at that time, a male insect from the Yao clan should have entered his dream.

Damn it, I'm a little envious of him now, for meeting Mr. Male Insect so early!

Let’s stop talking about A’s matter here. I’m going to go to training. When I come back, I will continue to tell you exciting content. 】

The author of this post updated it here and then disappeared.

Originally, this was just a short post.

The name is too long and no one clicked on it.

However, because the content was so explosive and it involved internal information about the Eight Legions, this post became popular for a while, and then went silent again.

However, a small amount of popularity has made this post firmly sit on the top news list, the tenth place on the list.

The seemingly true and false news in this post aroused some curiosity among the female insects watching.

The females left comments and likes under the post one after another.

【2nd Floor:

The host is really a beast.

There is a recording but it has not been released yet, and he actually eats alone.

Why don't you send out the recording soon? Let everyone appreciate it. 】

【3nd Floor:

You ran away mid-sentence. If you run away without updating, I will curse you and you will never have a male insect in your life! 】

【4nd Floor:

Is what the poster said true or false?

Do you have any evidence? Don't make it up, I don't want to eat fake melons.

Seek truth! First come up with evidence that you are a military female! 】

【5nd Floor:

Waiting for updates, I have prepared nutritional supplements, just waiting for your story to be eaten.

I'm very curious, the first level is so awesome, what will the fifth level be like! 】

[Floor 36: Owner, you are such a villain!

I want to see if you are really a military woman. If you are, let your comrades find you and beat you up!

You are really cheating! Even the brothers are cheated! 】

after an hour.

Amid the endless calls from everyone, when the number of comments on the post reached more than 500, the anonymous poster finally came back to continue updating.

[523 anonymous poster:

Everyone, I'm back!

The story continues, now in the break of training, I secretly typed to tell everyone about the second level of explosive things I experienced.

I believe that as long as I tell this story, people who are familiar with it will know which legion I serve in.

Because of this incident, it was widely spread among the First Exploration Corps!

Why is this thing famous?

Because the protagonist in this matter is the comrade-in-arms and mecha deputy of the eldest prince Roderick.

The protagonist of the story is named James.

Last year, the newly recruited military females of the First Exploration Corps must all know James and the eldest prince Roderick.

Because the two of them are the kings of soldiers in this recruit competition.

Everyone should have beaten them and been beaten by them in that training session for new recruits.

Although James is not as good as Roderick, he is not a good opponent.

The topic has digressed, and we continue to talk about James’ explosion.

In fact, this matter has to start with Roderick.

Everyone knows Roderick, right? Although he was deposed as the eldest prince, he was still a very good person, with good conduct and very strong strength.

After every day's training, Roderick would go to the gym to work out some more.

His efforts are seen by everyone.

However, that night, after Rodrick came back from the gym, he suddenly smelled the strong smell of pheromones coming from next door.

Next door to Rodrick lives his partner James.

The smell of pheromones is strong, indicating that James' fever period has arrived.

In order to prevent the incident from continuing to expand and reduce the impact of the out-of-control pheromones, Roderick quickly woke up all the female bugs in the surrounding rooms.

The awakened females gathered at James' door in confusion.

Later, someone called the military doctor. After the military doctor arrived with medicine, Roderick opened the door of James' room, led the military doctor and the females, and broke into James' room for treatment.

When they broke in, James was already in a coma.

When the military doctor inserted the needle, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and stopped being nervous.

However, no one expected that after the military doctor gave James the medicine, the other military females heard the military doctor roar in disbelief:

James was not unconscious, he just fainted.

Yes, you read that right, I just fainted from the excitement!

Oh my God, Zerg Hero, I swear, I guarantee this is the first time I've heard of this method of fainting.

We are all female insects, and we all know how rough and thick-skinned we are, and how strong our endurance is.

It felt so good to pass out. I guess that when James was awake, his voice would be hoarse.

And based on James' personality, the sound he made was definitely not the same moaning sound as my sullen comrade-in-arms.

When James screamed, he must have sounded unabashed and extremely happy.

This is not what I said, it is recognized by everyone.

I was not there when it happened.

I heard other female bugs tell this story. This is the version I heard, and there was absolutely no exaggeration.

Everyone said that when they heard James speak again the next day, they felt that his voice had become hoarse.

Okay, the rest time is here, I have to train again. If you like my post, please continue to support me. I will continue to talk about it in a while. Next time, I will tell you something about my immediate boss, cough. Hey, this is the real secret! 】

After posting this post, the anonymous poster disappeared again.

But the content he left behind made this post go viral.

Because this post has already involved the real name, a name that all female insects are familiar with - the eldest prince Roderick.

Not only that, this poster also revealed his identity. He is the military female of the First Exploration Corps.

Now, everyone has to believe that what is written in this post is true.

The onlookers' melon-eating mood reached its peak. The post continued to become popular, and everyone continued to follow and like the post.

At the same time, some comments that appeared at the bottom of the post were also liked by everyone and became popular in the comments.

Countless melon-eating passers-by were attracted by the post and clicked to watch.

【783nd Floor:

Hahaha, this thing is actually true, please tell me, I still want to hear it! Sit back and wait!

It’s so outrageous, it actually involves Roderick. This must be true, I believe you! 】

【951nd Floor:

Is the life of the First Exploration Corps so rich?

Haha, I’m so embarrassed. It’s also the first time I’ve heard of a female feeling so happy that I fainted!

What does this feel like? can not imagine. 】

【1038nd Floor:

James, I remember you.

I think you might be able to apply for a new interstellar record, because you are the first female to be stunned.

I am an expert in this field. If you need it, I can help you apply to the organizing committee first.

You will become the new interstellar record holder and the first interstellar fainting female insect. 】

【1324nd Floor:

The poster is a military woman, so your boss should be at least a major general, right? The kind that can garrison an asteroid.

However, can the major general only be at the third explosion level? That's outrageous. Come back soon, the original poster. I want to continue listening to your stories! There are many levels! 】

【1580nd Floor:

Worm shit! Eat melon and eat it on yourself!

I'm a little panicked now, what should I do?

I seem to already know what you are going to say next. Please don’t say it. That is a secret we have kept for several months! 】

【1599nd Floor:

You, the original poster, are very popular. This post was recommended to me and I came here because of its popularity.

Host, you are really a warrior. James is on his way here with a knife. You should be careful. 】

【1743nd Floor:

Host, I seem to know who you are. Your habit of speaking has exposed your identity. Are you the Fafa of the First Exploration Corps, 134th station on the planet? 】

【1835nd Floor:

Don't fart upstairs, I am Fafa, he is copying my mantra!

He's putting a shit basin on my head!

Oh my god, you are the Zerg hero, please don’t let me suffer this, I am Fafa, the poster stole my catchphrase and pretended to be me! 】

【2395nd Floor:

Wow hahaha, have all these big guys come out?

With so many military female bosses coming out, it seems like this is true.

It seems that the Eight Legions have indeed cooperated with the Yao Clan in advance! Oh oh oh, blessed! 】

【2485nd Floor:

The poster is quick to update, I want to continue listening, I just like listening to Zhen Gua! 】

【3478nd Floor:

It’s over! Owner, stop talking!

Now in the entire training ground, all the females are looking cautiously at the front of the training ground.

Everyone knows who you are talking about!

Please, don't put us in danger, okay?

But I'm looking forward to it, because I really don't want to keep this secret anymore. I want all the female bugs in the galaxy to know about it! Hahahaha, it’s really exciting!

Host, I secretly support you. 】

With the blessing of the eldest prince Roderick, this post continued to gain popularity and quickly gained the attention of the mastermind.

The leader of the patrol, Pietro, checked the post, checked the real location and name of the anonymous poster, and stamped the post.

[After being certified by the mastermind, this post records real events. 】

There are not many posts stamped by the mastermind, and every post stamped by the mastermind is bound to become popular.

Therefore, what happened in this small forum was gradually extended to discussion squares on all planets.

There are more and more female insects gathering here, and the speed of building buildings is getting faster and faster.

Everyone was expressing their shock and curiosity.

Despite repeated calls, when the building reached 12 floors, the owner finally appeared again.

【building:

Hahaha, hello everyone, I'm back again. I didn't expect that this post has become so popular, and it has even been certified by the mastermind.

Then I must tell you something exciting.

Brothers of the First Exploration Corps, don’t blame me for being unjust, I really can’t hold it in anymore, I really want to say it!

The next most exciting thing about Level 3 that I want to talk about is about my boss.

You may not know who my boss is, so let me introduce him to you.

His name is Ulysses, a famous red-haired general among the Eight Legions.

His ability is also one of the best among the eight legions.

Previously served in the First Army Exploration Corps.

Later he went to serve in the Fifth Guards Corps.

About a year ago, he returned to the First Exploration Corps to lead our new recruits.

The red-haired general, Ulysses, is always rigorous in his work and is recognized by everyone as a good general. We all love him.

I know, people think I'm blowing a rainbow fart.

Yes, I did blow my rainbow fart because I was afraid that Admiral Ulysses would actually beat me to death if my identity was revealed.

So I can only praise the general first.

Admiral, I love you, please don't hit me!

The secret I am going to talk about next is related to the red-haired admiral, Ulysses.