Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

Early the next morning.

The villa in Bern Mountain was already overcrowded.

More than thirty male insects, all dressed in gorgeous clothes and each with their own characteristics, were crowded together on the sofa in the living room.

Bernshan moved a small table and sat next to them, holding a pen in his hand, ready to record something.

Han Ling, on the other hand, stood in front of the light screen, preparing to hold a lecture to brainwash these males.

When everything is ready.

With a spring-like smile on his face, Han Ling walked to the center of the light screen.

"Hello everyone, welcome to Lingtian Company's job fair.

Before the formal recruitment, let me first introduce to you the work content of the anchor.

Everyone knows that in the interstellar world, the ratio of males to females is very different. Countless female insects have no partners throughout their lives and can only rely on pheromones provided by the fertility center to complete reproduction alone.

However, a female worm is also a worm, and she will sometimes feel sad and sad, and there will also be depression and loneliness that cannot be resolved.

And our next work is to pass on warmth and care to every female insect.

I believe that when it comes to the relationship between men and women, everyone is a seasoned player.

When you hear what I say, the picture that needs to be mosaic will directly appear in your mind.

But our company does not engage in this kind of illegal business. We are all serious people.

We are only responsible for providing emotional value, not physical charity. "

Han Ling glanced at the entire audience. After seeing a brown-haired male insect, he smiled and extended his hand to him:

"Excuse me, what's your name?"

The corners of the brown-haired Parma's mouth twitched. He had met him two or three times before, so how could he pretend not to know him so calmly?

He stood up and said cooperatively:

"My name is Palma."

"Palma, let me ask you a question. Do you know how many female insects die every day in the Star Territory due to mental violence?"

"do not know."

"Ten thousand! The number of female insects that die from mental violence every day is ten thousand. What is this concept?

If placed on a male worm, all interstellar male worms will die within 60 days! "

The faces of the males present were full of shock.

Han Ling looked at Palma and continued to ask:

"If there is an opportunity now. As long as you seize this opportunity, you can not only save the lives of ten thousand female insects, but also make money. At the same time, you can also gain a lot of fame and reputation, and become famous in the star field. Do you want to This opportunity?”

The males present lowered their heads and pondered. They seemed to have no reason to refuse.

Parma pursed his lips. He was not short of money, but his fame was too tempting for him!

Palma clearly knows that he likes the feeling of being held and surrounded by others.

Wanting to be flattered by the stars is the real reason why he often holds banquets.

"I want it," Palma replied firmly.

Han Ling adjusted his collar and said with a smile:

“Now, this job, it’s that opportunity.

My name is Han Ling. You may have only heard of my name, but you don’t know that I am also a kind-hearted philanthropist.

I will hire you, Mr. Xiong, for a charity live broadcast with a basic salary of 300 million credit points.

The content of the live broadcast is daily chat, or dancing and singing.

You can feel free to be yourself and show your true character.

There will be no gifts in the live broadcast room. But each user has 3 hearts every day, which can be given to their favorite anchors.

At the end of each month, we will rank the males according to the number of hearts they have received.

Ranking in the top ten will get the title of [Top Ten Most Popular Male Insects].

The titles will be displayed in the live broadcast room. At the same time, everyone can also receive different credit point rewards according to the ranking. "

Human beings are most afraid of comparison, and the same is true for insects.

A flamboyant title can put the males on high chairs.

Coupled with the temptation of money, none of the males present could refuse.

The public welfare live broadcast was decided by Han Ling after careful consideration.

He already made enough money from games and couldn't spend it all. He didn't want the male insects to make money for him anymore.

And the starting point of this matter is to stimulate the pheromones of the female insects, thereby awakening more Yao tribe.

When all was said and done, the male gained money and fame.

The female worm alleviates the mental violence.

The Yao clan increases the probability of awakening.

And Han Ling only needs to pay some money.

This business, no matter how you calculate it, can be done stably.

In business, if you want to be stable and long-term, you need to be altruistic. Make everyone happy.

Last night, Han Ling had notified Parson to rush to create a software that could live broadcast.

Then the three major masterminds applied for live broadcast software registration.

Because of its free public welfare nature, the software quickly passed the review of the three main brains.

Next, as long as all the employees are present, the males can start working directly.

After this briefing, under Han Ling's instigation, the 30 males at the scene signed employment contracts directly with Bern Mountain.

After the last male signed the contract, Han Ling coughed a few times, attracting the attention of the audience.

"Ahem! Now that everyone has signed, let's continue the meeting.

Next, let me give you some training. I still invite Palma to come on stage and perform with me. "

Palma walked to Han Ling awkwardly.

Han Ling smiled and said:

"Come on, let's demonstrate now what the anchor has to do during the live broadcast.

We are charity anchors and we only need to provide emotional value. So what kind of emotions are valuable?

Let's simulate it. "

Han Ling turned on the optical brain, set it to selfie camera mode, and started the demonstration.

“When we first broadcast live, we were all new anchors.

If there is no female insect to understand us, we need to actively output content. We cannot be silent and break the ice in the live broadcast room.

For example, I am a chat anchor with a lively and cute personality. My live broadcast time is at seven o'clock in the evening.

And Palma, you act as my audience and you can chat with me at will. "

After Han Ling said this, his expression changed and suddenly became pretentious.

"Good evening everyone, I am the lovely Han Ling! Have you seen me?"

Palma blinked and said nothing.

Han Ling smiled foolishly:

"My fans are all as shy as me. But now I'm so embarrassed? Can you help me?

You are the first viewer in my live broadcast room. If you say something, I will agree to your request. "

Palma rolled his eyes and asked, "Can I ask for anything?"

Han Ling smiled brightly:

"Don't try to do bad things to me! The most I can do is show you the tail hook! Don't touch it!"

噫~

The male insects at the scene trembled all over when they saw Han Ling's demonstration.

It’s so contrived!

Palma also had a look of embarrassment mixed with excitement.

Han Ling rubbed his face to drive away the pretense, and his expression returned to normal.

He imparts experience and skills:

“A word to everyone, it’s non-toxic. If the atmosphere in the live broadcast room is awkward, then you can use the embarrassment as a joke and use self-deprecation to resolve the awkward moment.

At the same time, we must be brave enough to take the first step and get closer to the audience.

Of course, these are just early live broadcast skills. Once we have a certain fan base, we should not make promises easily.

In addition, if you have a talent show, you can also use the talent show as a tool to warm up the audience.

For example, dance a dance or sing a song.

Everyone's goal is to give emotional value and try their best to win three little red hearts from the audience.

The first place in the monthly red heart rankings will receive a bonus of 500 million, and you will also get the opportunity to be displayed on the live broadcast software and the homepage. "

at this time.

A male insect sitting on the sofa asked:

"This live broadcast room can only be used for teasing, but it can't be done for real? It stops at the last moment, leaving the audience scratching their heads and wanting to continue to the next step."

When Han Ling heard this, his eyes lit up, this is a talent!

As if he had found a friend with similar interests, he nodded sharply:

"Yes, that's it! It means that they can see, hear, and feel it, but they can't touch it!

It’s best to have something to think about during the day and dream about at night! "

The main thing is to dream! Let the Yao clan that matches them be able to enter their dreams.

Thinking of the chaos in the live broadcast later, Han Ling vaccinated them in advance and said:

"The location of your live broadcast is in your private villa. Although it is a private space, I hope everyone can keep their panties to the last, ahem, bottom line.

Our slogan is, healthy live broadcast, green live broadcast!

Moreover, if you encounter troublemakers, don’t be afraid, they won’t be able to come to Afrostar.

But it cannot be insulting to the audience.

I have heard before that many female bugs have lost all their money and come to Aphra Star to date you, but they are driven away after just one meal.

I hope this kind of thing doesn't happen again.

Now that everyone is free from the pressure of dating tasks, you can relax and be your truest self in the live broadcast room.

In addition, everyone’s live broadcast time is set to 3 times a day, 2 hours each time. After the live broadcast room is opened, the number of people watching at the same time will be limited to less than 100.

There are too many viewers to manage, and you won’t be able to chat.

Each of your live broadcasts will be recorded by a dedicated person.

The live broadcast content will be made into a video and uploaded to StarNet. "

This is Han Ling's strategy.

Use the live broadcast room to interact, defeat each other point by point, and awaken the pheromones.

Then use live broadcast to record the screen, cast a wide net, catch young people with dreams, and stimulate large-scale stimulation.

after an hour.

When Han Ling told these males about the live broadcast software, the meeting was almost over.

Han Ling waved to the males:

"If you don't know how to use the software, you can call customer service at any time. Someone will teach you how to use it! Come on, everyone! The meeting is dismissed!"

After sending away these male insects, Han Ling breathed a sigh of relief.

Bernshan stepped forward in admiration, rubbing Han Ling's shoulders and legs in a helpless way:

"Boss, I have written down everything you said! Am I the one who will be in charge of future meetings?"

Han Ling nodded:

"Well, you should familiarize yourself with the content and process of this meeting. Once our live broadcast becomes famous, there will definitely be male insects coming to apply for the job.

You will then be responsible for the training.

With my financial resources, I can recruit up to 120 anchors. "

Bernshan: "Okay boss! When will our first live broadcast start?"

Han Ling pondered for a moment and said:

"Set it in three days to give the males a buffer space. In addition, Parson also needs to improve the software content. The production time is too urgent. The live broadcast room only has a basic framework and needs to be upgraded."

Bernshan's eyes were full of admiration when he heard this. The power of the team is strong!

"Boss, I'm going to do something. I also want to lead a strong team. I feel that I still need to be familiar with the live broadcast process."

As Bernshan said, he ran to his desk, turned on the optical computer, and started reading.

Time flies away quickly in the busyness.

Two days later.

ten o'clock in the morning.

Han Ling was sitting on his desk in front of the window, writing his third novel, when he suddenly received a message.

This message was sent by the Marshal of the Second War Legion.

[Second Marshal Walter]: Your Excellency Han Ling, the meeting is over, and the matter of Aphra Star has come to an end. We are about to withdraw our troops from Apollo. Before leaving, did you help those military females soothe their spirits?

Han Ling replied with a message without even thinking about it:

"Of course, I will definitely keep the promise I made. Please notify the Marshal and let the other three major war legions gather. I will directly appease him together."

[Second Marshal Walter: OK, Your Excellency! I had them assemble in the air. I will pick you up from the villa then. 】

after an hour.

There was a knock on the door of the villa.

Han Ling stood up and said to Bernshan across from the desk:

"I'm going out first, and I won't be back until tomorrow night. You don't have to wait for me to eat. In addition, tomorrow is the first appearance of our live broadcast software. Don't be lazy. You must always pay attention to the anchors and don't mess up the live broadcast. ”

Bernshan nodded heavily:

"Don't worry, boss, I will definitely do the things you entrust me with!"

"Yeah. Let's see how you perform then."

When Han Ling walked out of the villa, Bernshan ran to the door and took a look like a thief.

Seeing Han Ling really leaving the villa, Bernshan excitedly opened his brain and dialed a communication request.

"dudu~"

When the communication was connected, Bernshan's excited voice almost lifted the roof.

"Uncle! Uncle! What do you think I am doing now?"

Old Flo's somewhat hoarse voice came:

"Xiao Er? What are you doing?"

Bernshan excitedly took a photo and went over.

The photo showed the live broadcast schedule he had just arranged.

What time does it start broadcasting and what time does it end. Every male anchor has been clearly arranged.

Old Flo glanced at the picture in confusion:

"what is this?"

Bernshan said excitedly:

"Uncle, I am the leader of the company now! These are my anchors. Look, there are 30 of them in total, and there will be more in the future!"

Old Flo's heart skipped a beat:

"Anchor? Aren't you on Afrostar? Which company did you join?"

Bernshan said matter-of-factly:

"Of course it's my boss, Han Ling, he started the company, and now I'm in charge of the live broadcast business.

Our live broadcast business is based on the Aphra star. The anchors are all male insects, the only one in the entire star field. It’s awesome! "

Old Flo put down the tobacco in his hand, frowned, and cursed angrily:

"I told you not to get involved with Han Ling! By then he will implicate you, and even I won't be able to save you!"