Shocked! I write articles to survive among the interstellar Zerg

The most advanced method for those who make a game is to let yourself get involved.

A true general never commands a gentleman.

They will use primitive desires as driving force to control capable villains and do things for them.

The native is noble and uses seven kills.

Han Ling suddenly realized that in the history of Blue Star, he had read the "Book of Changes".

"How insidious! These people who are playing tricks have dark hearts. They are so dirty!"

Han Ling complained.

The meeting just now was a Hongmen Banquet. If he hadn't told the truth about his origins, he might have been killed by the dragnet laid in advance.

Those female bugs with thick eyebrows and big eyes, with silly innocent eyes, turned out to be just pretending.

Moreover, driving Roderick out of the Emperor Planet was a series of tricks.

Driving Roderick away and putting the second prince in charge would postpone the engagement with the Flo family.

At the same time, Rodrick's First Exploration Corps, because it was on the outskirts of the star field, was also a pioneer team in conducting cooperative experiments with Aurora Life.

If the cooperation fails, it will also be the main force in exterminating life in Aurora.

The second more urgent thing is that the Zerg plan to use "Charge!" The game "The Top Male Insect" is made into a holographic game and is forced to be installed on every optical computer, so that all female insects can enter the game as soon as possible and experience the passion.

If within two years, there are not millions of female insects awakening the Yao clan, and no mixed-race babies are born.

Then the Yao clan will be regarded as the second-level candidate for cooperation and will be kicked out of the priority ranks.

The third thing.

The Science and Technology City Conference will be attended by countless foreign races.

Those high-level masterminds always set up many difficult-level mini-games at the conference to test the strength of each race and retain experimental data for research purposes.

This is a good opportunity. The Zerg decided to show their full strength, hook up to attract more aliens, or steal more alien genes.

Increase the possibility of continuation for the Zerg.

Among them, the Royal Spade Clan, as a powerful member, needs all members to participate in the conference.

Including Roderick and even the royal king, Cromwell.

Han Ling felt his scalp numb as he looked at the three urgent matters he had summarized.

His father-in-law may have a second spring, but he doesn't care about this.

But if he was cuckolded while still alive, he would go crazy!

Han Ling pulled his hair and murmured:

"Why are you torturing me like this! Three things, each one will take away my partner!"

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

The more noble the status, the more tragic the outcome.

As the eldest prince of the Spade Clan, Roderick must have taken the initiative to take on the task before leaving the Emperor Planet.

Han Ling sniffed, he couldn't sit still and wait for death.

If he was really on Planet Afro, waiting for Roderick to come back to find him, he would probably not be able to see him in person for another three to five years.

The system seemed to have seen Han Ling's tragic ending and reminded:

[Host, according to the calculation results, you must work hard! Otherwise Roderick will be lost.

I have a few suggestions here. Do you want to listen to them? 】

Han Ling: "Tell me about it."

The system lists a list form and explains:

[The development of things is beyond control. But you, the host, have two initiatives.

The first initiative: you have legs, you can go anywhere, it's best to go to Roderick's side and keep him company.

The second initiative: The awakening of the Yao clan is uncontrollable, but the host can make the female insect's emotions fluctuate by writing a large number of color books. 】

Han Ling couldn't help but nod:

"You're right, this is simply a countermeasure that I could only come up with by thinking on my toes."

The system heard that Han Ling was mocking it and couldn't help but ask:

[Do you, host, have a better way? 】

Han Ling knocked on his head:

"When thinking of a solution, you must look at the overall situation. I am not struggling alone. Although the Yao clan is still sleeping, the male insects are still alive."

The system brought the male insect into consideration and said with sudden enlightenment:

【I see! Good idea for the host! 】

Han Ling turned off the optical brain and smiled:

"And distance is not a problem. Roderick and I can meet each other in dreams."

As for the space transmission channel, this is a bit troublesome.

The determination of the coordinates of the universe requires a center point.

Each location is calculated based on different reference objects, and the coordinates are different.

And the celestial bodies are always in motion. Rotation, revolution, it is difficult to determine the coordinates.

Unless it is a specific scope that is framed.

For example, the location of the alien race. The distance they framed is centered on the Aphra star, so it is easy to find.

Han Ling monitored the meeting for five hours.

It took another two hours to discuss with the system how to break the situation.

By the time Han Ling came up with a specific plan to break the situation, it was already seven o'clock in the evening.

He stretched out on the sofa and turned off the single-player mode of the optical brain.

The blurry surroundings become real again.

Han Ling sniffed and realized that there was the smell of fried food in the air.

He stood up and walked towards the restaurant, shouting:

"Bourne Mountain! What are you eating!"

In front of the long marble dining table, Bernanshan was eating fried chicken in his hand.

Hearing Han Ling's voice, Bernshan twirled his fingers and quickly walked to the door of the restaurant to greet him.

"Boss, you're finally out! What are you looking at? Why did you look at it for so long? After the isolation network disappeared, the Star Network has indeed become more interesting."

Han Ling saw the embarrassment of the starving ghost in Bern Mountain and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows:

"Why do you eat like this?"

Bernshan smiled:

"Didn't I get tricked by Parma before? He fed me a bunch of food provided by Afrostar, which resulted in me being assigned to the last dance.

This afternoon, Palma came over specifically to apologize to me.

He knew that I was the boss's bastard, so he fearfully asked me to forgive him, and even brought me a bunch of food.

These foods are different from the previous ones. They are really high-end goods worth tens of millions of credits!

The spices used in it are unusual, so delicious!

Parma also gives you a separate copy. I didn't move, I kept it for you. "

Bernshan babbled, pulled Han Ling to the dining table, and opened a half-meter-wide thermos box.

Inside the thermal box, there was a set of beautifully plated meals.

Han Ling took a bite with his chopsticks. It was a high-end product that he had never tasted before. It tasted really good.

He happened to be hungry, so he sat down face to face with Bernshan. While eating, he raised his head and asked:

"Palma bribed you with just one meal? This is not your character. You let him go so easily?"

Bernshan sighed, bit into the fried chicken, and said vaguely:

"There's nothing we can do about it. So many males have already died. I don't want to see another tragedy happen. This kid is lucky. Spare his life."

A bad smile appeared on Han Ling's face:

"I just have to do something to help you get him, do you want to help me?"

Bernshan raised his head and blinked his big eyes:

"What is it?"

Han Ling wiped his mouth slowly:

"Help me manage the males. In the past year, the males no longer have to do tasks, so they have free time. I plan to recruit them and give them a chance to make money.

Just be responsible for managing them, right? "

Bernshan tilted his head in confusion:

"Boss, I manage them, what about you?"

Han Ling smiled:

"Of course I have other things to do, so don't worry about it. If you want to come and help me, I will pay you the same salary as Parson. Do you remember Parson? The one who helped me manage the game company. "

When Bernshan heard this, he nodded sharply, his head shaking like an afterimage:

"I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll take over the boss's job! I remember Parson, that 30 billion, I'm so impressed that I can't forget it even if I want to!"

Han Ling nodded:

"That's right, it's the 30 billion. If you do a good job, I'll give you billion in one month.

In 12 months a year, that’s 360 billion, which is more than Parson earns. "

When Bernshan heard this, he didn't even eat the fried chicken. He stood up suddenly and shouted:

"Boss, I understand, just give your orders and I will do it now!"

Han Ling took out the prepared plan and sent it to Bern Mountain using his brain.

"Eat first, eat first. I sent the plan to your optical brain. Just follow it. The sooner things are done, the better."

How could Bourne Mountain have any thoughts about eating? He wiped his hands casually, turned on the optical brain, and started reading.

After a while, Bernshan raised his head in shock, speechless.

Han Ling smiled and said:

"The plan is complete. If you want, you can use my name to recruit Parma. I think he will not refuse."

When Bernshan heard this, he didn't know what he thought of. The tentacles on his forehead stood up instantly, standing on the golden hair.

"Hahaha, boss, I'll do it right now! Lend me your tricycle to be more intimidating! Palma knows your car."

Bernshan ran outside excitedly.

Han Ling threw him a key:

"Go ahead, go back early and deal with the others tomorrow."

ten minutes later.

A blue tricycle with a hood appeared on the streets of Avro.

The tricycle comes with a loudspeaker, and the speaker repeatedly shouts:

[Lingtian Company is looking for male anchors. The requirements are good image, good temperament, basic salary of 300 million a month, good performance, no upper limit!

The company is extremely responsible and will have dedicated personnel trained before taking up the job. If you are interested, please contact Bernshan Flo.

The boss of the company is Mr. Han Ling. He has a guarantee and a good reputation. I hope everyone will sign up! 】

The tricycle passed through countless streets and turned on a swarm of voice-activated lights.

But no one came out to accuse Bern Mountain of disturbing people.

When all the males heard Bern Mountain's call, they were thinking in their hearts whether they should apply for the job.

After all, this is Mr. Han Ling.

Han Ling's skill that night shocked all the males.

Moreover, Han Ling stood up for Bern Mountain and always protected Bern Mountain behind him, and he was quite good to the loser.

There are people covering up, and they are arrogant and domineering. Look at the proud appearance of Bern Mountain now.

In fact, they also want to hug their thighs.

The main thing is that by working for Han Ling, you can also get credit points, with a minimum of three million a month.

Many males gritted their teeth and sent application messages to Bern Mountain.

Bern Mountain has set up the optical brain to automatically reply, which says:

[Everyone who is looking for a job, please prepare your resume.

Resume requirements: Have a full-body photo, age, height, and personality. 】

at this time.

Bernshan slowly pedaled his tricycle and arrived in front of a familiar villa.

This is a villa in Palma.

It was located right next to the fountain garden where they often visited.

The loudspeaker on the tricycle has awakened the voice-activated lights in the Palma villa.

Bernshan waited until the speaker played the content five times before getting out of the car and knocking on the door of Palma's house.

Ten seconds later, the villa door opened.

Palma was wearing soft satin pajamas and her brown hair was a little messy.

Bernshan smiled and said politely:

"Palma, if I bother you so late, you should be sleeping, right?"

Palma suppressed his sleepiness and opened his eyes wide:

"How is that possible? Haha, I haven't slept yet. Come in quickly. What do you want from me?"

Bernshan walked into the villa and looked around.

Parma is the heir to a large chamber of commerce. He is used to enjoying himself on weekdays. He uses excellent decorations and furniture, which are tasteful and not the kind of luxury goods that only have inflated prices.

Bernshan looked around with envy and decided to decorate like this when he got rich.

After visiting for a long time, Bernese Mountain said slowly:

"Parma, it's like this. Mr. Han Ling is starting a business and is thinking of recruiting troops and talents.

Since ancient times, emperors have respected sages and sages, and no one has ever begged for scraps.

I feel that you are a unique talent on the Avro planet, so I took the initiative to recommend you to you.

Your Excellency Han Ling is very fond of talents, so he asked me to come over and ask you what you think? "

This set of Zou Zou's words in Bern Mountain was written to him by Han Ling in order not to give Parma a chance to refuse.

Palma also heard the loudspeaker broadcast just now, and his face was a little tangled.

He is the heir to the Great Chamber of Commerce and has no shortage of credibility.

But he wanted to get closer to Han Ling.

It would be best if he could learn Han Ling's skills and control his mental power.

Seeing Palma's hesitant expression, Burnshan quietly lowered his head and glanced at the cheat sheet in his palm.

"Ahem!" Bernshan pretended to cough twice and said:

"I drove here in boss Han Ling's car. The boss said that if you don't agree, it means I didn't make it clear to you. He will come over in person tomorrow and tell you again."

Han Ling's tricycle has a feeling of "like I'm here in person".

Bernshan used chicken feathers as arrows, which really frightened Parma.

Parma smiled with a twisted expression:

"Hehe, hehe, there is no need for Mr. Han Ling to come to me, I will agree now.

I particularly admire Mr. Han Ling. Now that I have the opportunity to contact him, I will definitely seize it. I also want to thank you for not forgetting such a good thing.

Where is the work location? I can go to work tomorrow! "

When Bernshan heard this, he laughed so hard that his teeth went out of his eyes:

"Are you so anxious? We are still in the recruitment stage, and you are considered the company's first general.

I will first drag you into our work group, and I will tell you when you will work.

Don't worry, under my leadership, you will be the number one anchor in Lingtian Company from now on! "

Parma's face twitched a little and he smiled stiffly:

"Thank you, Mr. Han Ling, for giving me this opportunity to make money."

Bourne Hill laughed so hard in his heart that asking Parma to live broadcast was no different from asking the richest man to set up a stall and perform.