I'm catching monsters in Liaozhai

Lai Gou left Tangjia Elementary School.

There is happiness and there is loss.

Happily, the duck feathers on my body really disappeared.

The disease is finally cured.

What’s disappointing is that although I was beaten voluntarily by a group of children this time, I’m afraid I won’t be able to hold my head up in front of them in the future.

Especially that Tang Jiwu.

I used to call him by his first name and bark like a dog.

After what happened today, I no longer take myself seriously.

It seems that I’d better not steal things again in the future. This god really has eyes and is staring at me from the sky.

However, if I don’t steal anything, what can I do?

Oh, right.

That thing, didn’t it publish an autobiography, and it was popular among many people?

If I wrote a book about my theft life over the years, I would definitely be able to make a lot of money.

but.

I can't write.

that's OK.

I can just find someone who can read and write it out for me.

My dog ​​is so smart, haha.

Lai Gou thought so in his heart, and on the way back, he had already thought about the next way.

"Oops~~"

Sudden.

Accidentally, Lai Gou stepped on a stone on the ground. He immediately lost his balance and fell to the ground.

"Hiss~ These bastards are really ruthless in their attacks. I've been in the world for so many years and I've never fallen down. I'm so unlucky. I'm going to choke on water!"

-

"Haha, Lai Gou got beaten up by us just now, and he thanked us so much. It's so cool."

"Yes, boss, when will we play again?"

"there will be chances in the future."

"By the way, how many kicks did you just kick?"

"I kicked six times, what about you?"

"I kicked you one more time, seven kicks in total."

"I only kicked four times, but I felt better than you. I slapped him with a brick..."

"Wow, you kid is really cruel. You actually used bricks to shoot him. If I had known better, I would have given him a hoe."

"Yes, yes, that bitch Lai Gou stole two chickens from my house. Forget it, he got really angry. If there is a next time, I will give him a knife. Anyway, it's not written on the note, beat him to death. Are you not responsible?"

"Speaking of cheating dogs stealing things, he also stole my old bitch. Mad, you were gentle with that kid."

"..."

"..."

A group of children gathered around Tang Jiwu and discussed what had just happened.

Have fun.

There is remorse.

There is a pity.

I regret showing mercy.

Too bad no weapons were used.

"What are you kids talking about? Hurry up and go to morning reading."

Tang Chaoshi said to the children.

These children respected Mr. Tang Chaoshi very much. When they heard what Mr. Tang said, they quickly responded and ran into the classroom.

However, after entering, I saw that my husband did not pay attention and continued the discussion just now.

"I also saw a strange thing today, haha, it's really good. Chao Shi, there's nothing wrong, I'll go back first." The old man said to Tang Chao Shi.

"Okay, Uncle Yu, I'll see you off."

Tang Chao Shi hurriedly sent him off.

Li Lao also went back to the house.

"Master, this time it's so satisfying. It's your move that's better. Lai Gou is willing to be beaten. He really thinks it's God punishing him. Let's see if he dares to steal things in the future."

As he said that, Tang Jiwu suddenly slapped his knees and shouted, "I was only thinking about how to beat him last night and forgot to ask him to pay."

"Even if you ask him to compensate, he probably won't be able to compensate you anyway." Xu Lang said.

"That seems to be the case. He is so poor. He relies on stealing everything he eats and drinks. He doesn't have any money."

Tang Jiwu then said, "Master, when will you teach me the prison technique?"

"Next time."

Xu Lang said, "I have to go back later."

"You're going back later? How many more days are you going to stay here?"

Tang Jiwu was a little reluctant to give up.

"Should I stay and study with you?" Xu Lang said with a smile.

"That's not impossible."

Tang Jiwu said, "In this case, you will be my junior."

"Tang Jiwu, I didn't expect you to be quite good at taking advantage. Don't even think about the prison technique," Xu Lang said.

"No, Master. I was wrong. I will kowtow to you and admit my mistake." Tang Jiwu said.

"It's better to say goodbye, Senior Tang. I can't bear it, Junior." Xu Lang said.

As he said this, Tang Chao Shi came back.

"Master Li, what are you two masters and disciples talking about?" Tang Chao Shi asked in surprise.

"Mr. Tang, Jiwu wants me to call him senior."

Xu Lang complained directly.

Tang Jiwu wanted to stop him, but it was already too late.

What his father dislikes the most is the kind of person who has no respect for his elders.

Even his son.

That's not OK.

really.

When Tang Chaoshi heard this, his eyes widened immediately, and he picked up a feather duster from the side: "Tang Jiwu, it seems that I have indulged you too much. Now that you have become disrespectful, you still want Master to call you senior? I have to teach you a lesson today."

As he spoke, he swung the feather duster and hit Tang Jiwu.

Tang Jiwu didn't expect that the situation would turn around. Just now he was happily beating Lai Gou, but now he was about to be beaten by his father, so he quickly asked Xu Lang for help.

"Master, help!"

He ran around Xu Lang, with Tang Chaoshi chasing after him.

Xu Lang originally thought it was just a joke, but he didn't expect Tang Chaoshi to be so serious.

It was beyond his expectation.

He still underestimated the importance Confucian scholars paid to their elders.

He quickly grabbed the other person.

After some good words and persuasion, Tang Chao Shi threw down the feather duster.

"This time, for the sake of your master's pleading for you, I will let you go for the time being. If there is a next time, I will see if I don't beat you to death." Tang Chao Shi said angrily, glaring at Tang Jiwu.

"Dad, I know I was wrong."

Tang Jiwu was frightened for a while.

In order to divert Tang Chaoshi's attention, Xu Lang quickly changed the topic and proposed that he wanted to go back.

Xu Lang rarely came to Nanhe County. Tang Chaoshi wanted to stay for a few more days, but Xu Lang refused.

"If that's the case, then I won't force you to stay..."

then.

The Tang Dynasty Shi family sent Xu Lang off.

"Master, next time I will go find you and learn the prison technique from you." Tang Jiwu caught up and said.

"No, senior, you don't need me to teach you such a great skill," Xu Lang said.

"Master, I was wrong. You don't care about the faults of others. Don't mention this matter again. If you mention it again, my father will probably break both my legs." Tang Jiwu said.

"Okay, let's not mention it then." Xu Lang said.

"Then you agreed to teach me the prison technique?" Tang Jiwu said happily.

"When did I agree? These are not the same thing." Xu Lang said.

"I don't care. If you didn't refuse, then you agreed." Tang Jiwu said in a rogue manner.

"Oh, the wind was a bit strong, I didn't hear it, I'm leaving first, drive..."

Xu Lang ignored Tang Jiwu and slapped the horse on the butt, causing Dahei to run wildly.

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stone city.

Immortal Tower.

When Xu Lang returned to the Immortal Building, he saw Tan Ming walking in hastily: "Brother Xu, something happened!"