I'm catching monsters in Liaozhai

"Jiwu, go next door and ask Grandpa Yu to come over."

Tang Chaoshi said to his son.

Tang Jiwu responded, turned around and went out.

"Lai Gou, please sit down for a moment."

Tang Chaoshi said, got up and went into the house, took out pen, ink, paper and inkstone from the house, and spread them on the table.

"Mr. Tang, what are you doing?"

Lai Gou was confused.

I don’t know what Tang Chao Shi did with pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

"Laigou, don't be offended. Beating someone is not a trivial matter after all. I have to establish a written agreement with you. It's better to have a written agreement." Tang Chaoshi said.

"Don't go to such trouble, right? Mr. Tang, didn't you ask Jiwu to invite someone to come and witness?" Lai Gou said.

"It's not troublesome, it'll be quick. It's better to have someone witness it and add a written receipt." Tang Chaoshi said.

"Okay, then you write it."

Lai Gou said helplessly.

I thought about why it was so troublesome even if I was beaten.

When the Tang Dynasty stone was writing the evidence, Tang Jiwu had already walked in with an old man.

"Chaoshi, Jiwu asked me to come over and watch a good show. Is there any good show to watch?"

said the old man.

Looking for a good show?

Lai Gou's mouth twitched.

Tang Jiwu, the crazy kid.

Tang Chaoshi glared at his son and said, "Uncle Yu, this kid Jiwu is talking nonsense. I am asking you to come over and be a witness..."

He roughly told the old man about the situation.

"Such a disease is really unseen and unheard of..." After hearing this, the old man was also very surprised.

"Uncle Yu, this is the written evidence I wrote, and I will use it as evidence." Tang Chaoshi handed over the newly written written evidence again.

The old man looked at it and said: "Yes, it is safer to establish a written record. After all, beating someone is no small matter."

"Yes, I think so too. I am most afraid of trouble." Tang Chaoshi said.

Seeing the two people talking to each other, they were almost chatting. If they didn't stop it, they didn't know how long the conversation would last. Lai Gou said quickly: "Mr. Tang, can we start the fight?"

"Oh, that's all right, you can just draw and bet." Tang Chaoshi said.

Lai Gou just wants to be beaten quickly.

Without looking at it, he smeared it with ink and stamped his finger on the paper.

In fact, he couldn't read either.

"How to fight?" Tang Chaoshi asked.

"It's okay, just hit him as you like," Lai Gou said.

"Then hit him casually, and how to hit him? Oh, I've never hit anyone before, so I don't know how to start." Tang Chaoshi looked at the standing Lai Gou, a little confused about where to start.

"Dad, why don't you let me come?"

Tang Jiwu said at this time.

Lai Gou saw the grinding stones of the Tang Dynasty and didn't do anything for a long time. He had already become impatient.

Seeing Tang Jiwu say this, he thought that Tang Jiwu was also the owner of the duck, and it would be the same for both father and son to hit him, so he said: "Then Jiwu, do it."

"Okay, then let Jiwu come. However, you have to be gentle." Tang Chaoshi also said.

"Uncle Lai, you are too tall, why don't you sit on the ground." Tang Jiwu said.

Lai Gou did as he was told.

"Uncle Lai, I'll strike quickly, just be patient."

After Tang Jiwu said this, he was about to step forward and beat Lai Gou violently.

At this moment, Li Wei, who had finished his work, walked out of the house: "Ji Wu, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to hit someone." Tang Jiwu stopped his hand abruptly.

"Why did you hit someone?"

Li Lao said, glared at her husband again, and said, "How can you let your son hit someone?"

"This is what Lai Gou asked us to do...so, I also invited Uncle Li to witness..."

Tang Chaoshi told the whole story again.

Lai Gou was speechless in his heart.

Let people beat themselves up.

Why is it so difficult?

"Jiwu, please act quickly. I can't stand it," Lai Gou said.

"Okay, here we come!"

Tang Jiwu took a lunge, stepped forward and kicked Lai Gou in the stomach.

Kick Lai Gou directly to the ground.

Then there was a lot of kicking and stomping.

The beaten dog was howling and howling.

"Hey, what are you doing, boss?"

A group of children walked in at some point.

"It's good for you to come. Lai Gou has a strange disease. He needs to be beaten hard to get rid of the illness. Come here quickly to help."

Tang Jiwu said to a group of children while playing.

"Isn't it? There is such a thing?" Some children didn't believe it.

"We have even created a written document. It's on the table. If you don't believe me, take a look." Tang Jiwu said.

Some children were dubious, so they walked over and picked up the receipt, took a look at it, and said, "It's true!"

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's help quickly."

A dozen children immediately swarmed over and started punching and kicking.

Because Lai Gou held his head and covered his ears, and because his ears were buzzing from being beaten by Tang Jiwu, he had no idea of ​​the arrival of those children, let alone the content of what Tang Jiwu and the others said.

suddenly.

He felt like there were so many feet stepping on him.

"Ah, it hurts so much!"

"Lai Gou, with so many of us beating you together, you'll be fine soon."

"Stop it, stop fighting."

"What? What did he just say?"

"He told us to fight quickly."

"Oh, hurry up then."

"Be more ruthless, and the disease will heal faster."

"I'm going to get a quick brick, because it will cure the disease."

"Ahhhhh!! What are you going to do, stop it!!"

"boom--!"

Just as Lai Gou wanted to get up, he was knocked down by a brick, and then came a rain of fists and kicks.

"Help, help, help...help...ah..."

"boom--!"

"Hey, why did Lai Gou faint? Let's stop fighting now." A child said.

"Boss, do we want to continue?" A child asked Tang Jiwu, who had already withdrawn from the battle.

Tang Jiwu came over, took a look at Lai Gou, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, and said: "His face is flushed, which is very good. The illness in his body has been dissipated, so there is no need to beat him again.

Thank you for your hard work.

Someone go get some water and let him wake up. "

Immediately, someone went to the water tank to scoop water and splashed it on Lai Gou's face.

Stimulated by the cold water, Lai Gou woke up immediately.

"Stop fighting, stop fighting."

Lai Gou subconsciously held his head with his hands.

This appearance made all the children burst into laughter.

Lai Gou came to his senses, his face burning with shame.

The reason why he came here early in the morning.

First, I want to solve the "disease" in my body as soon as possible.

Secondly, I don’t want the group of children who come here to study to see it.

He's a rogue though.

But it was still very humiliating to be seen being beaten by a group of children.

But now it's better.

Not only did these children see it, but others also joined in.

I had received so many beatings in vain.

It seems that from now on, when you see these little bastards, you will have to hide away.

"Lai Gou, how are you feeling now? Are you much better?" Tang Chaoshi walked over and asked with great concern.

"Uh...it seems really better."

Lai Gou rolled up his sleeves and saw that all the duck feathers on his arms had disappeared.