Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Funina hit Ye Luo on the head with a hammer and asked proudly: "Do you still dare to blaspheme?"

"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore!" Ye Luo covered his head and begged for mercy.

"I haven't eaten enough, what do you think I should do?" Funina waved her hammer and said threateningly.

"Okay, I'll treat Mrs. Funina to a restaurant!" Ye Luo spread his hands and said helplessly.

"Okay, let's go!" Funina said without hesitation.

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"Hiss... it's so spicy!" Funina stuck out her tongue and glared at Ye Luo with a red face.

Ye Luo suppressed a smile and explained: "I told you it was spicy, but you didn't believe it!"

"Is this the water god? Why are you still afraid of spicy food?"

"Hmm... maybe this is Lord Water God's performance, even though it's very exaggerated."

"Haha, I have already seen it through. Whenever we question Lord Water God, she will turn around and laugh at us stupid mortals!"

"By the way, who is the blue-haired person sitting at the same table with Lady Funina? I'm so envious!"

"Hahaha, everyone found out so quickly that my performance is really boring!" Funina shook her head, then showed an exaggerated smile, and tears kept flowing down.

"Lady Funina!" Ye Luo shouted softly, and he felt an inexplicable pain in his heart.

He could tell that Fu Nina was definitely not faking. The spiciness is real, and so are the tears!

"It's okay, I am the god who controls the water element. If there are too many water elements, it is normal for it to overflow a little!" Funina waved her hands, tears flowing down her face.

Ye Luo regretted not persuading Funina not to eat that spicy pork bun. He knew that Funina might be suffering from the so-called appearance.

"Pa bang bang..." Everyone gave Funina a very warm applause.

"Thank you all, the performance is over, let's enjoy the delicious food together!" Funina bowed to everyone, and then everyone dispersed and took their seats.

"Here!" Ye Luo said nothing and handed over a glass of ice water.

Funina glanced at Ye Luo with complicated eyes, thinking a lot.

He shouldn't doubt my identity as a god, after all, I seem to have told him.

"If I use my power, it will bring devastating disaster to the people of Fontaine. I am the only one crying on the throne, and this prophecy will come true!"

Thinking of this, Funina directly took the ice water and poured it into her mouth in one breath.

"Eat this, it's not spicy!" Ye Luo smiled and handed the shelled shrimp to Funina.

"Yes!" Funina nodded, her tears stopped flowing, but her face was still red.

……

After leaving the hotel, Funina took Ye Luo to the coast and climbed up a high wall.

"Ye Luo, do you believe the prophecy?" Funina said lightly, with an inexplicable sadness in her tone.

"Don't believe it, my fate is up to me!" Ye Luo shook his head and said very domineeringly.

"Heaven...the laws of heaven cannot be our enemies!" Funina shook her head, feeling depressed.

"Maybe Tianli is sleeping. She has so much time to take care of everyone's fate!" Ye Luo shook his head and said very optimistically.

After hearing this, Fu Nina felt even heavier. It is impossible for heaven to control a person's fate, but the fate of a country is related to her.

Through her years of investigation, from Kyria to Yuanxia Palace, she came to only one conclusion: "The laws of heaven cannot be our enemies!"

"Haha, aren't you able to hide from the laws of heaven and protect your people without using divine power?" Ye Luo said with a smile.

"When the water level rises, Fontaine will be submerged. Do you believe this prophecy?" Funina said again.

"Yes... letter!" Ye Luo nodded. He had also heard about this, and the water level in Fontaine would rise every year.

"Tell me, what should I do to protect my people?" Funina asked helplessly.

"Well, you can build a city on the water and turn the house into a boat!" Ye Luo thought for a while and said to Funina.

"Haha, you are quite smart!" Funina smiled and nodded.

However, this method doesn't work at all. The dissolution of Fontainebleau by the waters of the Fetal Sea is the problem, not rising sea levels.

The water in the fetal sea turns into rain and fog, which is even more dangerous.

After thinking about it, Funina felt a little tired, and unconsciously fell asleep leaning on Ye Luo's shoulder.

Ye Luo didn't move, for fear of waking up Funina. He looked at the sea level, thoughtfully.

……

"Ah... sneeze!" Funina sneezed and then slowly woke up.

"Hmm...it feels good!" Funina stretched her body, twisted her neck, and said lazily.

"Hiss..." Ye Luo also woke up, but instead of moaning in comfort, he let out a breath of cold air.

Ye Luo felt that his right hand was numb, and it felt like it was not his own.

"Lord Funina, you broke my right hand pillow, do you have to compensate me with the Eye of God!" Ye Luo looked at Funina and immediately opened his mouth.

"Eye of God, you want to eat shit!" Funina rolled her eyes. Why should Ye Luo have something that she doesn't have!

"It doesn't matter if you don't give me the Eye of God. You have to be my right hand. Whatever my right hand does, you have to do it for me!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

Funina heard this, then smiled and said: "No problem, you must take something to eat with your right hand, and I will feed you then!"

Fu Nina's mind immediately pictured herself eating haise and then not giving Ye Luo a bite.

Ye Luo smiled awkwardly, but fortunately he was a gentleman. Otherwise, if I use my right hand to do something else, I wonder if Funina will help.

"Okay, let's go back!" Funina said with a smile.

However, she looked down and hesitated.

It's such a high distance, what if she jumps and sprains her foot.

"I'll go down first!" Ye Luo also saw Funina's hesitation, so he jumped down first.

"Come on, I'll catch you!" Ye Luo stretched out both hands and said with a smile.

"Isn't your right hand broken? Can you catch it?" Funina looked at Ye Luo suspiciously and asked.

"Yes!" Ye Luo nodded.

So Funina jumped down directly, and Ye Luo also successfully caught her.

"Lady Funina, do you have something on your mind? Can you share it with me? Maybe I can help you solve it!" On the way back, Ye Luo seemed to mention it inadvertently.

He noticed that when Funina was sleeping, there were tears in the corners of her eyes. Clearly, she was having a nightmare.

"Haha, I am a god. There is nothing I can't do. How could I have something on my mind?" Funina laughed, then shook her head.

"Then...the Joke King Competition will be held in a few days. Do you want to go and relax?" Ye Luo asked with a smile.

"Well... you can go and have a look. I hope the performance will be wonderful!" Funina nodded and agreed to Ye Luo's suggestion.