Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Cooking, I'm such a majestic god, how can I cook!" Funina looked at Ye Luo and rolled her eyes.

"Uh, but I can't do it either!" Ye Luo spread his hands and said helplessly.

"Oh, if I had known, I wouldn't have agreed to Helia's vacation, how difficult it is!" Funina sighed and looked at the dining table in a daze.

"What a black heart!" Ye Luo's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but complain.

"Well...are you questioning this god?" Fu Nina silently took out the hammer and looked at Fu Nina.

"Haha, Lady Funina, you must have heard wrong!" Ye Luo immediately shouted.

"Well...you're questioning my hearing again, aren't you!" Funina blinked, looked at Ye Luo with a smile, and shook the hammer in her hand.

"No...no, I just talked nonsense!" Ye Luo shook his head.

"Humph, I will forgive you this time!" Funina looked at Ye Luodao proudly.

"Uh, okay, in that case, let me take care of dinner!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

"Well, I will hand over the power of the kitchen to you now. You can use it to your heart's content!" Funina waved her hand and said arrogantly.

Ye Luo shook her head helplessly. People who didn't know better thought she was decreeing the title of judge!

Immediately, Ye Luo stood up and walked to the kitchen.

Funina glanced in the direction of Ye Luo, then carefully moved to the sofa and picked up the Steam Dog magazine on the table.

She skipped everything else and fast-forwarded directly to the latest chapter of "Jin Ping Mei".

However, two pages were torn off, jumping directly from 5 to 10.

Funina scratched her head in confusion. This steam dog was actually playing tricks on her, right? He was deceiving the gods, right?

"No, that guy Ye Luo brought the magazine!" Funina muttered through gritted teeth.

I went to question him directly to see how he would quibble, hum!

No, no, wouldn't it reveal that I like to read that kind of novels. No, this goes against my status as a god!

Could it be that this god can only suffer a loss, ah ah ah!

"Lady Funina, wash your hands and eat!" Ye Luo shouted towards the living room.

"Oh, I got it!" Funina threw the magazine on the table out of boredom and went to wash her hands.

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Funina came back and looked at the two plates of fried eggs on the table, her face darkened.

"Just...just eat this?" Funina looked at Ye Luo and asked.

"Yes, I heard that this has the effect of resurrection!" Ye Luo joked with a smile.

"No, as a water god, how can I eat this kind of food!" Funina clasped her hands in front of her and looked at Ye Luodao.

"Uh, why not? Do you think my cooking is not delicious? Then do it yourself!" Ye Luo spread his hands and said helplessly.

When she heard that she was doing it, Fu Nina immediately fainted and said weakly: "Okay, in that case, I will try it reluctantly!"

"That's right, this is a big meal for ordinary people!" Ye Luo nodded and said very solemnly.

He hasn't been to Xiacheng District for a long time, but he asked Demer Magazine to recruit workers and give priority to residents of Xiacheng District.

This... can be regarded as his repayment, a little help.

He tried to ask Funina to help change all this before, but after getting along with her for a long time, he also understood that what she could do was actually very limited, just like a mascot.

"How... how is it possible? Under my rule, the country is peaceful and the people are safe. Don't talk nonsense!" Funina shook her head, feeling a little unsure!

"Well, have you been to Xiacheng District?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked.

"Ah, where is that? It sounds impressive!" Funina looked at Ye Luo doubtfully, and then suddenly realized:

"I know where you are, you are from Xiacheng District. What a coincidence, you haven't taken me to your house to see it!"

Funina looked at Ye Luo, waiting for his answer.

"Well...I don't have a home...but you can definitely go to Xiacheng District and have a look. This may be more conducive to your rule!" Ye Luo nodded and said?

Funina's expression froze, and then she said with a smile: "Isn't this your home? It's your honor to sleep on the sofa for you, hum!"

"Yes, thank you Lady Funina for giving me a home. It would be great if you could give me another wife!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

"Get out!" Funina rolled her eyes at Ye Luo and said.

She doesn’t even have a husband, so this assistant still wants a wife, no way!

Ye Luo looked at Fu Nina's tentative look, as if she was treating the fried egg as an enemy, and was cautious.

Ye Luo immediately suppressed laughter and reminded: "Ms. Funina, don't worry, my cooking skills are very good. These omelette are all sweetened with sugar!"

"Haha, you're interested, I'll give it a try!" After Funina finished speaking, she stuffed an omelette into her mouth.

"How is it? Is it delicious?" Ye Luo asked with a smile.

"It's okay!" Funina nodded with satisfaction, as long as it's sweet.

"Then I'll be relieved!" Ye Luo said and stuffed an egg into his mouth.

Then, Ye Luo's face became extremely ugly. A fishy smell filled his mouth and he almost vomited!

"Hahaha..." Funina covered her stomach and laughed.

"How about it? Is this god's performance realistic?" Funina asked with a smile.

"Stop eating, I'll make it again!" Ye Luo shook his head helplessly and wanted to take Funina's plate.

Funina shook her head, "No, don't waste food!"

"Uh, I'm going to do it again, it's not like I fell down!" Ye Luo said with a slight twitch in the corner of his mouth.

"Oh, let's go then!" Funina let go immediately. This omelette is really unpalatable!

After a while, Ye Luo brought the eggs over again, but they were a little burnt.

"Well, it tastes good this time!" Ye Luo took a bite and nodded.

"Humph, you still want to lie to me, you are too naive!" Funina shook her head, carefully forked a small piece and put it in her mouth.

"Huh, it's finally not so hard to swallow. There's progress!" Funina looked at Ye Luo and nodded approvingly.

"That's right. If I hadn't been late for the competition, I would have been the God of Cooking in Teyvat!" Ye Luo was not polite and started boasting.

"By the way, Lady Funina, do you want to become your teacher? I will teach you cooking skills for free!" Ye Luo asked Funina with a smile.

"I don't need to cook by myself. This time it was just an accident!" Funina shook her head arrogantly. Ye Luo's cooking skills are really hard to compliment.

"It's okay, I can still teach you when you are in trouble in the future!" Ye Luo said with a smile.

After all, the gods of wind and rocks have fallen into decline one after another, and Fufu may also have gone through such a process!

"Ah, how dare you curse me. I tell you, you are finished!" After finishing speaking, Funina took out the hammer again.

"Ah, no! Lady Funina, I promise that if you ever fall into despair, I will definitely adopt you!" Ye Luo begged for mercy while saying something mean.

"What, you actually want to adopt a god. In the name of the God of Justice, I pronounce you guilty of blasphemy!" Funina took a hammer and chased Ye Luo to smash it.