Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Ahem, I plan to give some gifts to Villette today and ask him to return his salary to you!" Funina coughed twice and said with a smile.

"Well, you are the Water God, just give him orders directly!" Ye Luo joked with a smile.

"My God... This God is Corporal Lixian. What do you, a mortal, know? I just want to ask you if you want those three hundred thousand molas!" Funina looked at Ye Luo and asked.

"Ahem, yes, of course!" Ye Luo coughed twice and nodded with a smile.

"That's it, let's go. I carefully selected a gift for him. You will definitely be able to do this!" Funina laughed and patted Ye Luo on the shoulder.

"Well, then I'm going to wash up, and then..." Before Ye Luo could finish her words, Funina grabbed her hand.

"What are you washing? Hurry up, or all the good things will be bought later!" Funina urged.

"Then...okay!" After hesitating for a moment, Ye Luo agreed.

It was just a day without washing, and he was not a pretentious person.

"Come on, I will take you out today to see what faith is. Believe it or not, everyone will laugh when they see me!" Funina looked at Ye Luo. There was a hint of cunning in his eyes.

"I don't believe it!" Ye Luo shook his head. If he likes Funina, he doesn't necessarily need to laugh!

"Okay, let's make a bet. If I win, you will promise me a condition. If you win, I will promise you a condition." Funina looked at Ye Luo, as if she had a chance to win.

"Okay, it's a deal!" Ye Luo nodded. He didn't believe that his IQ was not as high as that of Silly Fu.

When the time comes, I will win, hehehe...

"Let's go!" After Funina finished speaking, she pulled Ye Luo out together.

……

On the street, people come and go.

Funina and Ye Luo walked side by side, and for some reason, everyone who passed by would smile at Funina.

Some people couldn't help laughing, holding their stomachs and laughing loudly.

Funina also had a smile on her face, as if she was responding to everyone.

"Lord Funina, how do I feel that they are looking at me?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked doubtfully.

"Why...how is it possible? This is all the reputation I have accumulated in Fontaine. Don't be narcissistic." Funina immediately explained.

"Oh, okay, it seems I lost!" Ye Luo shook his head helplessly. He still didn't understand why he lost to Silly Fu.

"Master!" At this time, Curtis came bounding over again.

Ye Luo quickly tilted his head and pretended not to recognize her. He no longer had any extra money to cheat her.

"Master, were you beaten? I can help you take revenge!" Curtis waved her fist and asked with concern.

Ye Luo looked at Curtis for a few times, and then said helplessly: "It's just you, if I take you there, you will be beaten again!"

He seemed to have forgotten the past when Curtis threw him over his shoulder and then hit him.

"Besides, I haven't been beaten either. Who dares to hit me!" Ye Luo shook his head. His assistant to the Water God was considered half a dependent after all, so no one should give the Water God some slack.

"Then why are your eyes black?" Curtis blinked in confusion and asked.

"Hahaha..." I heard Curtis reveal. Funina suddenly burst into laughter, holding her stomach and almost bursting into tears.

When Ye Luo saw this, he immediately realized that something was wrong. He walked towards the pool on the side and looked inside.

His "giant panda" image was immediately revealed, and his naive appearance made him want to laugh.

"It's over, I was fooled by stupid fu!" Ye Luo sighed, not expecting that stupid fu would also have a high IQ.

"Ahem, Ye Luo, don't forget your bet with this god!" Funina coughed twice and said with a smile.

"They are smiling at me, not you!" Ye Luo immediately defended.

"I don't care. If you lose, you lose. You must agree to one condition!" Funina was very proud and did not listen to Ye Luo's sophistry.

"Okay, what do you want me to do!" Ye Luo asked helplessly.

Funina blinked, then smiled and said: "I'll think about it first, don't be impatient!"

"Okay, think about it more, and finally forget it!" Ye Luo muttered in a low voice, then picked up a handful of water and started cleaning.

……

"This is sand imported from the Sumeru Desert. You have never seen it before!" At this time, a businessman with an afro, wearing a pair of sunglasses, pointed to a puddle of sand on the ground and introduced.

Ye Luo rubbed his eyes and looked at the very familiar man in front of him. This... seemed to be Li Ben.

"Don't miss it when you're passing by. Fontaine's sand is rare, and my sand can also be used to make sand sculptures." Liben looked at the crowd and promoted hard.

He used to lose money selling things, but now he can only do business without capital by selling sand, hoping to meet more fools.

"Ye Luo, why don't we buy this? Villette will definitely like it!" Funina pointed at a pile of sand and asked with a smile.

"Uh..." Ye Luo really wanted to say, Funina, are you being careless?

"Maybe not. Why don't you buy some cakes or something?" Ye Luo shook his head and suggested.

"No, he has eaten too much of that kind of food, so there must be nothing new. We have to be original!" Funina shook her head and explained.

"It seems to make sense, then let's buy more and let him see our sincerity!" Ye Luo nodded immediately and agreed with Funina's reason.

"Then Villette has never seen the desert, I will let him see it for a long time this time!" After Funina said that, she grabbed a pile of sand in the palm of her hand, and it was quite interesting to watch the sand flow down the cracks in the palm of her hand.

"Look, madam, our sand is of the highest quality selected from trillions of grains of gravel. You will definitely not lose money if you buy it!" Li Ben immediately promoted the sale vigorously.

"Well, it's pretty good!" Funina thinks it's quite fun and she recommends it to others, so Villette should also like to play!

"There are many ways to play with our sand. If you pour water into it, it will form clumps..." Liben kept talking for a long time, almost saying that the pile of sand was like flowers.

The more Funina listened, the more interesting she became, and she immediately said: "Ye Luo, pay!"

Ye Luo was sure that he was here to take advantage of Funina. He didn't know whether Villette liked it or not, but Funina definitely liked it.

"How much?" Ye Luo asked helplessly. He had to continue to hold the thigh he chose no matter how painful it was.

"Ahem, let's do this, ten thousand molas, these are all yours!" Liben pointed at a pile of sand and said with a smile.

"Cheaper, five thousand molas!" Ye Luo asked tentatively.

"Okay, deal!" Li Ben immediately held Ye Luo's hand, with a joyful smile on his face.

The zero-cost sand would be worthless if he went to the Sumeru Desert to dig some sand.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, secretly thinking that he was careless.

Funina also looked at Ye Luo with a smile and praised: "You are still awesome. You are worthy of being my most proud subordinate."

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and she was very careful. Except for herself, Funina's subordinates seemed to be under her command.

"Wait a minute!" Seeing Liben about to leave, Funina immediately shouted.

Liben immediately stopped and looked at Funina warily, fearing that she would regret it.

"Do you sell sunglasses?" Funina looked at Liben and asked.

She thinks it's pretty cool. If she wears it, she will definitely be loved by more people.

Fontaine already had sunglasses, so Liben didn't ask for any price, and said directly: "Haha, we are all friends, why are we talking about selling, I will give it to you! If you want to buy sand in the future, you must look for me, Liben. My brand The sand is carefully selected..."

Funina took the sunglasses and put them on happily.