Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Ye Luo had a dark face and said helplessly: "Tell me, what do you want me to do? Isn't it because you want my body?"

Ye Luo took two steps back in fear and covered his body.

"Get out!" Fu Nina shouted angrily, then threw a magazine at Ye Luo.

Ye Luo dodged easily and said helplessly: "What's the matter? Let's talk about it first, and then I'll see if it can be done."

"Hmm... So, you wrote the Sherlock Holmes, right?" Funina looked at Ye Luo and said with a smile.

Ye Luo nodded, and then warned: "It's mine, but don't think about my royalties!"

"How can such a majestic god be interested in money!" Funina curled her lips and said disdainfully.

"Well, then give me back the 10,000 molas you took from me before!" Ye Luo stretched out his hand and said to Funina.

"Ahem, let's talk about this later. I'm asking you, can you change the name to Holmes and write down the process of my investigation?" Funina asked with a smile.

"No!" Ye Luo shook his head directly. If you have any investigation process, the whole process will be a mascot, right?

"Ye! Luo!" Funina looked at Ye Luo and shouted viciously.

"Ahem, it's not impossible. In this way, I'll make it cheaper for you. You give me thirty to fifty thousand molas, and I'll add an adaptation of Mrs. Funina's real detective experience in each chapter!" Ye Luo coughed twice. , discussed with a smile.

"Okay, I owe it to you first, and I will give it to you later!" Funina nodded immediately and agreed without hesitation.

Ye Luo rolled his eyes. Funina was acting like this, it was obvious that she was trying to get away with nothing!

"Let's do this, I don't want Mrs. Funina's money, as long as..." Before Ye Luo finished speaking, Funina became extremely vigilant.

"Don't even think about it, I will never satisfy your shameful desires!" Funina covered her body and rebuked unceremoniously.

Ye Luo rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice: "With your little tablet, I can hardly tell the difference between the front and back."

"What are you talking about? I'm being polite to you, don't think that you can push yourself too far!" Funina stood up suddenly and looked at Ye Luo fiercely.

"Uh... I just want you to come up with some topics for our magazine. What do you want!" Ye Luo asked weakly.

"Ahem, what's that? I'm just kidding you, hahaha..." Funina coughed twice and laughed awkwardly.

"Okay, I agree to this. However, my questions are very difficult, and I'm afraid only a few people can answer them!" After Funina nodded in agreement, she did not forget to remind Ye Luo.

"Yeah!" Ye Luo nodded. Relying on Funina's terrifying idol effect, he definitely earned more than 30,000 to 50,000.

……

As night fell, Ye Luo dressed up and came to the door of a magazine.

This magazine recently imitated Steam Dog Magazine, which is very easy for fans to get confused.

There is no such law in Fontaine, so he can only use a surprise move to win.

"Excuse me, do you accept the manuscript?" Ye Luo asked cautiously, lowering his voice.

"It's just a manuscript, is it necessary to be so mysterious?" The editor shook his head and said helplessly.

"Ahem, I'm quite excited about this manuscript, and I'm afraid you won't dare to publish it!" Ye Luo explained after coughing twice.

"Haha, there is nothing that we Steam Wolf dare not publish!" The editor laughed out loud at Ye Luo's words.

Ye Luo nodded, and then handed over a roll of manuscript paper.

"Jinpinmei" was clearly written on the outside of the manuscript paper, and Lanling smiled.

Soon, the editor fell into it and couldn't extricate himself for a long time.

His face was flushed and he looked at Ye Luo hesitantly.

When Ye Luo saw that he was hesitating, he immediately said: "If you don't send it, I'll go find Steam Dog!"

"Ahem, send it, of course!" When the editor heard that Ye Luo was going to the other party's house, he immediately agreed.

Ye Luo was immediately overjoyed, and then asked: "Very good, next time I come to deliver a sequel, and you can pay my royalties for this issue, do you think that's okay?"

"No!" The editor shook his head seriously.

"???" Ye Luo looked confused, why he changed his mind again now.

"What I'm saying is, I'll give you the manuscript fee for this issue now, and you must look for us in the next issue!" The editor immediately explained when he saw Ye Luo's misunderstanding.

"Okay, okay!" Ye Luo said three times in a row, and the other party made him feel a little conscience-stricken.

But fortunately, he has no conscience.

"Ahem, um, can you give me the next chapter in advance so that you don't have to run around!" The editor coughed twice and asked.

He saw the key place, and the man who had not done anything for many years came and felt, how could he not work hard!

Ye Luo shook his head and explained: "This is all the manuscripts I have written now!"

"Okay!" The editor nodded helplessly and married Ye Luo.

After Ye Luo took in Mo La, he hurried back to Momang Palace.

As soon as the other party publishes it, he will report the other party's involvement.

If there is no penalty, it means the article is of reasonable scale. He would not give the other party any manuscripts, and let the other party be scolded by addicted fans!

Finally, he turned to publishing on SteamDog and received a large wave of traffic.

Ye Luo tiptoed into the living room. As soon as he turned on the light, he saw a person standing in front of him.

He was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, his heart beating violently.

"Huh... Lady Funina, why are you scaring me so late at night!" Ye Luo covered her chest and gasped.

Fortunately, it was convenient when he came, otherwise he would have been scared to death now.

"Where have you been?" Funina stared at Ye Luo, with a hint of sadness in her tone.

"Uh...I'm going for a walk!" Ye Luo smiled awkwardly and explained.

Funina looked at Ye Luo's evasive eyes and couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

She said calmly: "It's dangerous outside at night, be careful!"

After that, Funina walked back to her room.

The moment she entered the room, she muttered: "I hope you won't betray me!"

Ye Luo sighed helplessly. He could say that he was going to release "Spring and Autumn", but he couldn't speak.

Ye Luo shook his head, lay on the sofa, and fell asleep with Funina's quilt covering him.

the next day.

Funina acted like a normal person again, holding the pen with a smile and not knowing what to draw on Ye Luo's face.

Ye Luo opened his eyes, and Funina pretended to read a book seriously.

"Sorry, Lady Funina, I got up late!" Ye Luo smiled awkwardly, then rubbed his eyes.

Funina looked at Ye Luo and couldn't help laughing.

Originally she just drew two circles on Ye Luo's eyes, but now she rubbed them and they turned into circles.

"Haha... I'm going to help you get your salary back today, aren't you happy!" Although Funina asked Ye Luo, she laughed first!

"Happy, haha..." Ye Luo nodded quickly.

Funina looked at Ye Luo's funny look, and finally couldn't help it, and burst into tears.

"Ahem!" Funina coughed twice and tried not to look at Ye Luo, otherwise she wouldn't be able to stop smiling after seeing her.