Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Funina had just finished feeling proud, and then she couldn't help but look at the food on the table.

"Ye Luo!!!" Funina looked at Ye Luo angrily and shouted.

She doesn't want any elegance or style.

"What...what's wrong!" Ye Luo's cheeks puffed up, and she muttered, holding the cake in her hand.

"You've eaten everything, what can I eat?" Funina stared at Ye Luo and asked through gritted teeth.

"Yeah... got it!" Ye Luo suddenly stood up with a smile, walked to the sack he had brought, and took out two apples.

"Here, Lady Funina, I won't charge you any money and I'll treat you to it for free!" Ye Luo handed the apple over and said very generously.

Funina clenched her hands into fists and placed them on her chest, her face already blushing.

She was trying her best to restrain herself, for fear that she would accidentally hit Ye Luo, and then the only force that made Ye Luo afraid would be gone!

Funina didn't dare to think about what would happen next. Ye Luo would definitely become a real assistant in charge of this and that!

"Well, is Lady Funina sick?" Ye Luo reached out his hand in confusion and touched Funina's forehead.

"It's a bit hot," Ye Luo muttered, then carefully removed his hand and quickly left the restaurant.

Funina looked at Ye Luo's back, gritted her teeth and said: "Don't come back, you dare to touch my forehead, I'm not your pet, ah ah ah!"

Funina looked at the messy dining table. There was no intact food left. If you want to eat some, you have to lick the plate!

She tilted her head arrogantly, snorted softly, and stopped looking at the dining table.

"Gugu!" However, her stomach was very uncooperative.

Funina looked around, but there was no one!

Anyway, no one will see it, so I’ll just go and eat a little, just a little!

No matter, as long as I eat fast enough, no one will come!

When Funina thought of this, she picked up a cake plate and tasted it directly.

However, after a while, the remaining small piece of cake was eaten by Funina.

She looked at some crumbs on the plate and hesitated for a long time. Finally, she stuck out her tongue and took a lick.

Well, it tastes good, even more delicious than usual.

How can I put it, it's like licking the lid of yogurt, it's really addictive.

"Ms. Funina, you are so burned!" Ye Luo immediately put the hot water in his hand on the table and looked at Funina worriedly.

When Fu Nina heard this, her figure immediately froze.

It's over, it's over, my reputation will last forever. The headline of tomorrow’s daily newspaper is:

Shocked, Lord Water God is so poor that he licks the plate!

Explosive, Lady Funina’s unknown secret!

Secret: Fukaros was actually imprisoned, eating leftovers every day and even licking the plate!

……

Funina shook her head. She couldn't imagine how the people would miss her when these reports appeared!

No, I'm burned out, this is not what I want to do, I am out of control!

"This biscuit is so delicious!" Funina bit the plate and made a "click" sound.

Her heart was weeping, and her good teeth were almost broken.

However, for the sake of his own worldly wisdom, these are nothing.

Seeing this, Ye Luo quickly took the dinner plate from Funina's hand. He prayed secretly in his heart that Funina would never be burned into a fool.

As her assistant, if something happened to her, I might really be eaten alive by her people.

"Give it back to me, I want to eat biscuits!" Funina's eyes were blurred, and she seemed to be really ill.

Looking at Funina with her big mouth and biting her wildly, Ye Luo was really panicked.

Could it be that she was infected by a zombie virus, or that she had rabies? The best outcome might be that she was born in the year of the dog.

Ye Luo, who had watched hundreds of TV series, immediately felt a sense of crisis in his heart.

In order to prevent her from biting off her tongue, Ye Luo immediately gritted his teeth and stretched his arms into Funina's mouth.

Funina was just pretending, and she didn't know what her illness should be, so she casually imitated a common form of rabies disease.

Many people who are bitten by Qiuqiu people will behave like this, it can be said to be extremely ferocious!

Funina's teeth dug into Ye Luo's skin, and red blood dripped from her teeth.

Funina keenly felt the smell of blood, then immediately opened her mouth and looked at Ye Luo in surprise,

Ye Luo endured the pain but did not take his hand back yet. Since he has chosen this job, he will stick to it even until the second before resigning.

No, he must be sick. He puts his hands into other people's mouths when he has nothing to do. Is there something seriously wrong with his brain?

Why didn't I let him have a physical examination in the first place? Ahhhh, I really shouldn't have spared such a small amount of money!

It's over, there's blood from his hands in the mouth, it's really uncomfortable!

"Lord Water God, please stay calm as much as possible. I'll find a doctor for you!" Ye Luo said as he found a ball of rag and prepared to stuff it into Funina's mouth.

As soon as Funina saw it, she immediately broke away from Ye Luo's restraints. As if she was trying to overcome the huge pain, she tried hard to say:

"Don't...don't go. Help me go back to my room to rest. This is an old habit. Don't be...discovered!"

After Fu Nina finished speaking, she fainted.

Ye Luo quickly stepped forward to support Funina and looked at her reddish cheeks with worry.

Funina secretly swore in her heart that as long as Ye Luo dared to have any wrong thoughts, she would call Villette over on the spot!

Fortunately, Ye Luo hesitated for a moment and did not go to the doctor.

After all, how can the illnesses of gods be cured by simple doctors?

Ye Luo thought for a while, then carried Funina towards her room.

Funina's body is very light, which fits her body shape very well.

As for any wrong thoughts, Ye Luo really didn't have any.

Just because she was so plain and could starve a child to death, Ye Luo didn't dare to have any ideas.

As soon as he entered Funina's room and saw the decoration inside, Ye Luo was stunned.