Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

After hearing this, Funina immediately stared at Ye Luo, and the atmosphere at the scene became much more solemn.

Ye Luo felt cold. Does she know what this means? Am I going to get a box lunch? How long will the sentence be for insulting the Water God? Waiting online, urgent!

Ye Luo swallowed, looked at Funina and asked: "Lady Funina, what...what happened?"

Funina secretly murmured in her heart that cows and horses must not be a good word, horses are so ugly.

Don't think she is stupid, she is actually quite smart!

"What does cow and horse mean?" Funina looked at Ye Luo and asked.

Hearing this, Ye Luo breathed a sigh of relief.

Funina must not know, otherwise she would definitely not be able to control herself and scream for trial.

Since you don’t know, why don’t you just let me do what I want, hehe!

Ye Luo chuckled and explained seriously: "The cow horse means that you are very powerful, hard-working and smart!"

Funina tilted her head and looked at Ye Luo suspiciously.

"Look, isn't the cow a very hard-working creature? And let's talk about this horse. Even though it looks ugly, he is actually very smart..."

Ye Luo said, and told Funina another story about an old horse who knew the way.

When Funina heard this, she nodded immediately and said with a smile: "Haha, I am a cow and a horse!"

"Yes, yes, you are an ox and a horse, a big ox and horse!" Ye Luo nodded and praised.

Mora, you dare to trick me, you are a pure beast!

Ye Luo is not worried about anyone knowing the true meaning of this word. Travelers should not be so bad.

The only person who might be a time traveler is Ms. Alice who created the patent.

By the way, patents, you still need to get a patent for your magazine.

"Lord Funina, let me tell you a story." Ye Luo suddenly thought of a way and looked at Funina as if he was looking at Maura.

"I don't want to hear it!" Fu Nina didn't follow the routine and refused directly.

I won’t let you say it, I’ll make you choke to death, and you still dare to ask me for money!

Ye Luo felt really uncomfortable. He felt that he shouldn't bother asking, but should tell him directly!

"Okay, Lady Funina, let's continue the previous topic. I want to know the location of the Eye of God!" Ye Luo thought for a while, then looked at Funina and said.

Just now the horse diverted the topic, and he almost forgot about his divine eye!

"Mello Petersburg!" After Funina finished speaking, a sly smile flashed in her eyes.

"Uh, you didn't lie to me?" Ye Luo looked at Funina suspiciously, trying to tell whether this was true or not.

"Haha, I am a god, how could I deceive my people!" Funina said very proudly.

Ye Luo was silent. He was wondering when the recruitment of prison guards would start.

"How about it? Do you want me to send you in?" Funina looked at Ye Luo expectantly and said seductively.

Ye Luo rolled his eyes, he is not a fool.

"Forget it, it's just the Eye of God. I believe that the power of science can create something even more powerful than the Eye of God!" Ye Luo shook his head and comforted himself.

"How did you know that the Academy of Sciences was making this thing, but it exploded!" Funina shook her head and said with great regret.

Ye Luo smelled it and immediately said with a shy face: "Ms. Funina, let's talk about how to put me in as a prison guard!"

No boy can resist the temptation of superpowers.

"Melo Petersburg, I can only accuse you of a crime before I can send you in. I can't do anything else!" Funina shook her head.

"Well, what crime do you think is appropriate for me?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked tentatively.

"Hmm... I think just charge him with theft. You should be able to get away with it after being imprisoned for half a year." Funina suddenly smiled and said.

"Then what are you stealing?" Ye Luo looked at Funina doubtfully and asked.

"Ahem, you stole one hundred thousand Mora from me, I want to sue you!" Funina coughed twice and said in a pinched tone.

"Forget it, I don't think the Eye of God is so necessary. Without superpowers, I can still have money powers." Ye Luo shook his head, feeling that this move was very inappropriate.

When the time comes to figure it out, maybe we have to compensate Funina one hundred thousand molas.

Funina saw that Ye Luo couldn't get on, and sighed helplessly.

I am a god of justice with unparalleled wisdom, why is it so difficult to judge a person?

She originally planned to trick Ye Luo into jail and then collect his salary herself. This was a perfect plan.

"Let's talk about it next time. I believe in my luck, I will definitely get the attention of the gods." Ye Luo shook hands and cheered himself up.

Funina curled her lips, this god is looking at you right here. What's the use of this? The distribution of God's Eyes doesn't all have anything to do with me.

"Oh, that's a pity!" Funina shook her head, not knowing what she was regretting.

"It's okay. I'm going to follow you, Lord Water God. Am I worried about any danger? What's the use of strength? No matter how strong I am, I can't beat you!" Ye Luo complimented with a smile, and he had to hold on tightly to his thigh.

Funina smiled awkwardly, then nodded immediately and said: "Yes, you still have self-awareness, there will be no surprise if you follow me!"

"Ms. Funina, can I ask you a question?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked with a smile.

It's over, it's over, he's not asking me how strong I am, what should I say?

"No!" Funina immediately shook her head.

"Uh!" Ye Luo was silent for a moment.

"time to eat!"

At this time, Mei Luxin's sweet voice came.

"Coming, coming!" Funina responded quickly, and then walked towards the restaurant.

If you are not active in doing things, there is something wrong with your thinking!

"Wait for me!" Ye Luo followed quickly. If he was late, he might be caught by Fu Nina.

……

Looking at the table full of delicacies, Ye Luo couldn't help but swallow. The evil capitalism is so corrosive!

"What are you doing?" Mei Luxin saw Ye Luo was about to sit down and immediately grabbed him.

"Are you eating?" Ye Luo asked with confusion.

"You don't want to eat here!" Mei Luxin put her hands on her hips and said angrily.

"Ahem, let him eat here!" Funina suddenly said.

"Ah!" Mei Luxin hesitated, but Funina said it, so she nodded.

"Haha, Lord Water God, you are so kind. I will be your most loyal little brother from now on!" Ye Luo immediately laughed happily. The food of the gods is so good!

When Funina heard this, her mouth twitched and she almost couldn't help scolding Ye Luo.

You are the most loyal person. The mechanical dogs patrolling outside the door are more loyal than you. When it comes to money issues, I almost want to hit me!

"It's okay, I'll deduct it from your reimbursement. This meal is worth ten thousand molas anyway, so I'll deduct five thousand molas from you!" Funina said with a smile.

Ye Luo Fengjuan Canyun's movements paused for an instant, and his whole body seemed to be stuck as he looked up at Fu Nina.

"Can I return it?" Ye Luo asked tentatively.

"What do you think, cut your stomach open?" Funina said with a cold face and a serious face.

Ye Luo swallowed his saliva immediately, lowered his head and continued to cook. If he didn't eat, he would eat nothing. He did not dare to challenge the authority of Lord Water God, after all, he was a god.

The weak Nasida from Xumi can defeat skirmishers. Therefore, no matter how weak the Water God is, he cannot be challenged by a mere mortal.

Hahaha, I was frightened now. The novel was indeed not in vain, it really frightened me!

I'm going to put on a more serious look from now on. Let's see if you still dare to question me and ask me for reimbursement!