Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Hahaha, just based on a line, how can you judge how much goods I have loaded!" The businessman looked at Funina and asked angrily.

He no longer cares about gods, he is just a mascot!

Funina looked at the businessman as if he were an idiot. Now she finally had a sense of intellectual superiority.

"Yes, it's just a line. How much cargo can it carry? It's really ridiculous!"

"That's right, this is obviously unfounded. The Water God cannot do this!"

"Oh, sitting with you people, I'm afraid of getting infected!"

“It’s only now that I understand how backward our educational standards are in Fontaine.”

"Haha, I told you to study more, but you insist on raising pigs!"

……

Funina deeply feels that she has a heavy responsibility. It is really a shame for her people that education is so backward!

"Of course a wire will do. I have found out the shipyard's information about the load-bearing capacity of your ship. Based on the draft of the cargo ship, you only loaded 5 tons of cargo!"

"Then tell me, where did you take the remaining goods?" Funina looked at the merchant and asked with a smile.

"This... this is not accurate!" the businessman wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and retorted.

However, the scale of judgment began to tilt toward the side of the pure water elves.

"Ms. Funina's defense is valid. The plaintiff please explain clearly why you lied about the weight of the goods and why you falsely accused the pure water elf of stealing your goods!"

Villette nodded, looked at the businessman and asked.

"I...I remembered it wrong!" the businessman immediately denied.

When Funina heard this, she immediately laughed. She just said don't say that she remembered it wrong, but he still didn't repent!

"You don't remember what you just said. The maritime officer signed the certificate for you!" Funina reminded with a smile.

Then, she looked at Navilette and said solemnly: "Judge, I want to accuse the maritime officer of colluding with the merchants and lying about the total amount of goods!"

……

As Funina launched her accusation against the seafarer, the merchant was completely panicked.

He immediately looked at Navilette and said: "I am withdrawing the charges against the pure water elf. It was me who capsized the boat. I was confused and wanted to find a punching bag!"

"Silence, the court is not your home, and it is not for you to do whatever you want!" Villette knocked on the scepter and said with a cold face.

"Villette, I want to accuse him of intentionally damaging the ship and committing fraud!" Funina pointed at the businessman and said with a smile.

"Okay, since the accusations have been made, the trial is established!" Navilette nodded, and the businessman went from the plaintiff's seat to the defendant's seat in an instant.

"You...what evidence do you have? Would I sink my own ship? I'm not a fool!" the businessman quickly defended.

"You are not a fool, on the contrary, you are very smart. Before you went to sea, you bought insurance from Beiguo Bank!" Funina explained with a smile.

"You...you are talking nonsense, I am not!" The businessman immediately retorted. He had signed a confidentiality agreement with Beiguo Bank.

"It doesn't matter, I have a witness!" Funina said with a smile, and then said towards the door:

"As a god, I won't bully you! Little Ye Zi, go and let him know the wisdom of the gods!"

Everyone followed Funina's line of sight and saw a blue-haired young lady walking in with a debt collector dressed as the Winter Country.

"The person next to me is the insurance officer from Beiguo Bank. He can prove that this businessman friend has bought insurance!" Ye Luo smiled and gave up his position to let him onto the stage.

"I asked you, Lao Deng, why you bought 100 pieces of ship safety insurance. I thought you were a traitor, but I didn't expect you had this idea!" The debt collector looked at the businessman and said sarcastically.

"I...I'm just worried about an accident. Can't you buy more?" the businessman retorted, scratching his head.

"Okay, you are doubting the investigative ability of us fools, right?" The debt collector was not angry and said with a smile.

"No matter what you say, you have to pay me compensation, otherwise I will accuse your insurance of being a fraud!" The businessman looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"You don't seem to have read the insurance claims regulations. It doesn't matter. There are quite a lot of literate people in our bank, like me. I'll read it to you!" The debt collector said and took out a piece of paper.

"Dear Judge Navilette, please allow me to read our insurance claims regulations!" The debt collector looked at Navilette and asked very elegantly.

"Okay!" Villette nodded.

“We solemnly declare that this insurance will not provide compensation under the following special circumstances!

1. No compensation is allowed if the vessel is damaged by man!

2. If the vessel has been modified and has not been reported, no claim will be made!

3. If the vessel is used illegally and in violation of regulations, any damage caused will not be compensated!

......"

The debt collector rambled on for so long that the audience fell asleep.

When the water in Villette's water glass dried up, he immediately knocked on the scepter and said, "Okay, stop reciting and just get to the point!"

The debt collector smiled and said: "According to the regulations, this businessman deliberately damaged the ship. The ship insurance he bought from our Beiguo Bank is invalid and no compensation will be paid!"

"I didn't damage it intentionally. The ship sank for no reason. I don't know what happened!" The businessman shook his head and explained aggrievedly.

However, Northland Bank is not easy to fool, otherwise he would not be able to open all the seven countries.

“This is evidence that when you ask a shipbuilder where the damage is, the ship is most likely to sink.

This is evidence that you used a saw to cut the ship into pieces.

This is……"

The debt collector produced a series of evidence, each of which was extremely accurate.

The businessman felt as if he was struck by lightning. The idea that he had previously defrauded himself of insurance was a kind of intellectual superiority.

Now, he regrets it extremely. Not only was the boat lost, but the insurance also refused to pay the claim, and Funina was even accused of insurance fraud.

The scale of judgment was completely tilted towards the pure water elf, and the businessman was unable to argue and collapsed in his position.

"Welcome to our Beiguo Bank to steal bail and give yourself a chance to make a comeback in your life!" After the debt collector finished speaking, he left in a hurry.

When Villette heard this, the water in her mouth almost spurted out. In this solemn court, there are still people who dare to advertise!

Ye Luo patted his head and muttered secretly: "Why didn't I think of advertising in magazines?"

However, he is not so bold as to advertise in this huge opera house!

"Do both sides have anything to add?" Navilette looked around and asked.

"Since there is no such thing, the trial is over." After Navilette finished speaking, he pronounced the verdict:

"Fang Ook destroyed the cargo ship and lied about the cargo, so the pure water elf should be innocent. In the end, it will be left to the cardinal to make the final decision!"

After Navilette finished speaking, he inserted a card into the Cardinal of Oracles.

In an instant, a ray of light spread in a circle, illuminating the entire opera house.

Villette took out the card, read it, and frowned slightly.

"According to the verdict given by the cardinal, the pure water elf is guilty!" Navilette was silent for a moment and announced the result.

Then he looked at everyone, especially the pure water elves.