Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Fortunately, Ye Luo found the loophole before, otherwise she would really have lost.

"Judge, please look at the fracture marks on this cargo ship!" Funina pointed to a photo and said to Villette.

"Well, please continue to state!" Villette turned to the designated position and nodded towards Funina.

"As we all know, if a wooden stick is broken, the fracture will be uneven, leaving a lot of wooden thorns." Funina looked at everyone and explained with a smile.

"I know this, it's what Lady Funina said!"

"Isn't this common sense, Lady Funina? Does it have something to do with this incident?"

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"Haha, since you are asking, I will tell you mercifully! Look, the broken place of this cargo ship is very neat, with no wooden splinters at all!"

Funina looked at everyone arrogantly and said with a laugh.

"Really, if it is broken by a bubble, the cut surface cannot be so neat!"

"But why do they want to create a sunken ship themselves? This water bird has no money to pay for it!"

"Maybe it's a coincidence. There's a one in 10,000 chance that the incision is so neat!"

……

Funina looked at Villette and asked with a smile: "Judge, can my defense be accepted?"

"It's acceptable!" Navilette nodded and looked at the plaintiff businessman.

The businessman suddenly panicked, and he quickly said: "I object, this is a coincidence! Maybe this piece of wood was cut corners by the shipyard and used to splice wood!"

"Oh, what a coincidence, all the spliced ​​wood joints are together. And, if I remember correctly, this ship was produced by our Fontaine Shipyard. If you talk nonsense, they will accuse you, hahaha... "

Funina looked at the businessman with a smile and warned with a laugh.

The businessman immediately panicked. He quickly changed his words and said, "I was too impatient just now. I apologize. I didn't mean to slander the shipyard."

After the words fell, the scale of judgment slowly leveled.

"Plaintiff, do you have anything to add?" Navilette looked at the businessman and asked.

"I... I have something to add. My goods were lost and eaten by this big bird!" The businessman looked at the pure water elf and said angrily.

"Even if my ship sank not because of her, he stole my cargo!"

"Do you have evidence?" Navilette looked at the businessman and asked.

"I have it. This is the picture I took!" the businessman said, taking out a photo from his backpack.

When everyone saw the photo, they immediately scolded the Pure Water Elf.

In the picture, it is the pure water spirit eating an apple from a package!

"He actually killed an entire ship just for a few apples!"

"Please Lord Villette take action and kill her!"

"It's so abominable. Such powerful creatures are too harmful. It is recommended that they be locked up in advance."

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When the pure water elf saw this, he immediately panicked and said, "I... I was just hungry. When I saw there were apples I liked, I just... I ate them!"

"But, I really didn't attack their ship. I...I only ate one apple. I can pay them for it!"

The pure water elf said aggrievedly, and water drops slid down the corners of his eyes and fell on the dock, making the ground wet.

"I would like to ask this businessman, you said before that you didn't bring a photo camera. It was an emergency and you didn't have time to take a photo. So, where did this photo come from?"

"You dare to lie to the Supreme Judge in court. What are you trying to hide?"

Funina looked at the businessman and asked with a sneer.

"I...I didn't find the photo before, but I found it now!" the businessman explained quickly.

"Okay, I accept this explanation, then let's talk about your goods!" Funina did not kill them all, but asked with a smile:

"Can you tell me the type and quantity of your goods?"

When the businessman heard this, he immediately became energetic. He said with a sad look on his face: "I lost 2000 tons of crystal ore, making Hemora million!"

"Oh, is it really that much? Is there any evidence?" Funina asked with a smile.

"Of course. When leaving the port, register it with the maritime officer!" The businessman nodded, looking confident.

"That's good, I was worried that you remembered it wrong!" Funina smiled and nodded, holding a handful in her hand, as if she was thinking about how to present her speech.

Hahaha, it’s exactly what Ye Luo said, he doesn’t have that many goods!

Now, I'm going to start performing. Let me show you the wisdom of God, which is not something you can speculate on.

"Judge, please allow me to ask everyone a question!" Funina looked at Villette and said with a smile.

"Please!" Navilette nodded, then picked up the tea cup and took a sip of water.

It was leisurely and leisurely, as if it was not at a court hearing, but at a tea party.

"When did everyone deliberately lie about the amount of cargo transported?" Funina looked at the audience and asked with a smile.

"I am a good law-abiding citizen and I will never lie!"

"Well, I want to pay less tax!"

"Deceive the seamen and achieve the purpose of overloading. The more transport you have, the more money you will make!"

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Funina saw that no one had guessed it, and she immediately laughed.

"You are all wrong. He doesn't have that many crystal ores on his ship. And his purpose of doing this is to defraud the insurance company!" Funina smiled slightly and pointed at the businessman.

"You... you slander me, you have no evidence! Even if you are a god, you still need evidence! Then Mr. Villette, you have to make the decision for the common people!"

The businessman looked at Villette and complained with tears.

"Ms. Funina, please provide sufficient evidence, otherwise your inference will be just an inference and will not be accepted by this court!" Navilette looked at Funina and said calmly.

Funina looked at Villette and murmured in her heart: "You bad sea otter, how dare you do this to me? Who paid your salary? How dare you speak to me so loudly!"

"Of course there is evidence, and the evidence is still in the pictures!" Funina found a photo and said with a smile.

The photo is of the hull of the ship, with a water level marked on it by Funina.

"Please see, this thread is the result of long-term contact between the water surface and the hull. And in the sea area where the pure water elves live, due to some special reasons, the traces left by the water on the hull are deeper!"

Funina looked at everyone and explained slowly,

This means that wearing short sleeves can give you a clear black and white line on your arms.

This line can prove that you are wearing short sleeves, and this line on the ship can also prove how much cargo it has packed.

"Lord Water God is so smart, you can think of all this!"

"Sure enough, I know that the businessman is not a good person, and he wants to bully such a cute water elf!"

"Lord Water God is so cool. From now on, I want my daughter to be named Funina and she will grow up to be a lawyer!"

"Ahem, just name it. When the time comes, I will accuse you and let your daughter teach you the first lesson!"