The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news
Chapter 316 Monkey can’t win, Tang 8 becomes the king
If it’s really Si Aidou, then this would be incredible!
Even though you are injured, you still accompany Ludou to climb the mountain. If this isn't true love, what is it?
What about cp fans? Where did he go? Why don't you come and kowtow at the critical moment?
Hei Bao sent the message to the group: Si Aidou is crazy about love and endures the pain to climb Lingshan Mountain with Ludou to watch the monkeys. Please let the administrator convey this to the CP fans. If you want to have a CP scene, come to Gouxiong!
The black treasures of the Pastou Group: It’s over, we are in Shuicheng and can’t make it back!
Paste group administrator: Got it! ! !
The jelly beans group was also excited at this moment: Dear sugar babies, there are too many people in Lingshan, so don’t expose jelly beans, otherwise a stampede will easily occur. Please ensure your safety and the safety of jelly beans!
Sugar Bean Group: Received +9999
At this time, Tang Shiba met the one-armed hero Fulai. He was squatting on the roadside, not grabbing food or hitting people, but looking around with his spiritual eyes.
[Tsk, tsk, it is the most intelligent monkey I have ever seen. Why, because its walking posture is so standard. If I saw it in the middle of the night, I would think it was a child passing by! 】
[Host, its hand seems to have been broken by a high-voltage wire! 】
[Poor monkey, I heard that it often goes to human homes for meals. No wonder it has such an elegant temperament, completely different from those aggressive monkeys! 】
The monkeys who were following the melon and wanted to sneak attack Tang Shiba: Who are you talking about attacking the monkeys? If you have the guts, say it out loud and try!
Tang Shiba was attracted by the bears again, "Wow, these two bears are so fat. Unfortunately, they have bad breath because they always eat meat between their teeth. When they open their mouths, the smell is worse than their farts!" 】
Bear: I heard that a human is eating their melons? Who is it? Stand up and let me see. My fart stuns her!
[Oops, not only does it have bad breath, but it also wants to fall in love across species. It actually likes the wolf warrior next door? 】
Wolf: Who cares about its meat? Beat it to death!
The two bears in the pit got into a fight for some unknown reason, and the tourists tried to stop the fight, "Don't fight anymore, let's beat the bald skin!"
"I heard that they are a couple?"
"Maybe they're brothers?"
No one knows why they were fighting!
Seeing them fighting, Tang Shiba pulled Si Wuyu up.
The monkeys following behind were chirping: I heard that the lion likes the tiger next door? Their expensive circle is really chaotic!
Monkey A: What is this? The last time we saw a leopard confessing his love to us, we were so scared that we didn't even dare to pass by it.
Monkey B: Remember last time, a couple ran into the woods to go to the toilet, and we saw them.
Monkey Ding: I saw it too. Their buttocks are white and tender. They are nothing like us monkeys. They are so ugly!
The monkeys got angry when we talked about this: they were beaten up by us when they came out. There was obviously a toilet outside, but they had to go into the forest to defecate!
Monkeys: Not civilized at all!
Monkey A: They are not civilized and eat shit. They are so disgusting. They disgusted me to the core last time!
Monkey B: I know that, I heard it’s a kind of shit called durian!
Listening to the monkeys bursting with melons, Tang Shiba thought it was quite interesting, so she also joined in?
[Speaking of that couple who pooped, they came again today. Oops, they even bought laxatives to avenge last time! 】
The monkeys chirped and spread the news: I heard that the couple came again. They were wearing masks last time, so I didn’t see clearly what they looked like!
Monkey A was angry: They must be here for revenge, pass on this, don’t eat anything given by the couple, and beat them up again by the way!
Tang Shiba clicked his tongue when he heard this, [They also knew that the couple came to take revenge? I got the news so quickly! 】
"I know what that couple looks like. Just play with me and I'll take you there!"
The tourists who came nearby saw Tang Shiba squatting with a bunch of monkeys, chattering, and stopped one after another to eat melons in confusion.
Didn't it say that the monkeys here can beat people? Why are they so harmonious? Is this rumor too false?
The monkeys looked at each other: Let her play? How to play?
Monkey A pushed out a cute monkey: It is cuter and is for you to play with. Take us there quickly or we will beat you!
Tang Shiba hehe: Come on, let’s hurt each other!
Another video appeared in Lingshan Park that shocked netizens.
In the video, Tang Shiba grabbed a monkey and slapped it twice. After being slapped, the monkey only dared to grin and did not dare to fight back. This scene made the monkey manager uneasy!
Who is this, hitting a monkey, but the monkey doesn’t dare to fight back? Awesome! However, this is too dangerous!
Tang Shiba slapped Monkey twice in a pretentious manner. When the black treasures saw it, they had to blackmail her in order to maintain the popularity!
Black fans: Tang Shiba slapped the monkey in Lingshan. It was too cruel and inhumane. The monkey was so cute, how could she do it!
Sugar babies, hurry up and join the team!
The No. 1 Monkey in Lingshan: This blogger has never been to Lingshan at first glance. Are the monkeys in Lingshan cute? What a joke, go and see how they grin.
Monkeys are my enemies: I have been to Lingshan Mountain, and I slapped a monkey. The monkey supervisor saw it, and instead of warning me, he told me to run away!
Monkeys shit on me: they have smooth fur and clear and ignorant eyes, but they definitely don’t have kind faces!
This is what the anti-fans want. Look, no one is on the side of the monkeys. You can imagine how annoying they are!
The beaten monkey A glared at Tang Shiba fiercely, why didn't he beat the other one and insisted on beating it? How could it stand up in the crowd of monkeys in the future?
Tang Shiba walked in front with two people and a dog, and a bunch of monkeys followed behind. When the tourists saw Tang Shiba, they asked if she was the monkey king. Why were all the monkeys following her?
The beaten monkey A wanted to ride on the second dog's back, but the second dog couldn't tolerate it and urinates at it: "You dare to ride it, you can ride on my noble back!"
Monkey A was unhappy: I am a protected animal!
Ergou snorted coldly: I haven't heard of it. I don't study well, so don't lie to me!
Monkey A: I really want to hit it, but it is tied up by a dog chain and it is so pitiful!
One person and a group of monkeys quickly found the couple. They had a bag of red dates in their hands and were planning to go to a place with many monkeys to distribute them!
"It's them, hurry up and snatch their red dates!"
Based on Tang Shiba's testimony, the monkeys rushed straight to the couple. When the couple saw the monkeys rushing up, they were so frightened that they quickly threw the red dates on the ground: "Here you go!"
Monkey A held the bag in his arms and directed the other monkeys to go up and beat the people: slap them a few times so that they would not dare to come again in the future!
"Ah! What are you doing! Monkeys control, monkeys control, monkeys kill people!"
"Snapped!"
The woman was slapped and said: "Kill, who are you going to kill? You're going to kill a monkey, and you're calling the monkey supervisor, try calling me again!"
The two of them were beaten so hard that they ran down the mountain, shouting as they ran, "The monkey killed someone, you must not go in!"
The administrator is already waiting for them at the door!
The administrator looked at the monitoring and found that the monkeys did not dare to eat red dates, so there must be something wrong with the red dates!
After scaring the couple away, Monkey A poured the red dates into the river: soak them in a bath and then you can eat them!
Tang Shiba: ...[They are quite frugal? 】
[Host, they are just greedy and not thrifty! 】
When I'm full I don't even look at it, like that Fulai...
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