The whole family brought stools to eat melon, the real daughter broke the news

[Ouch, the scolding is really unpleasant. Do you think I don’t understand? He was the one who took the lead in scolding me. He usually let tourists spank his ass just because he could eat without any limit. Tsk, tsk, so shameful and indecent~]

Monkey who likes to be spanked: ...What's wrong with being spanked? I like it, I'm happy to!

After the monkeys ate the melon, they all looked at the red-butt monkey. Its butt was so red. Could it be that it had been beaten too much?

Seeing so many of its kind looking at it, the red-butt monkey covered his face and ran away, ah~~, it’s so shameful, how can he still mess around in the future?

After Tang Shiba finished eating the banana, he threw the banana peel on a monkey's head. The monkey became angry and rushed over with his mouth wide open.

Ergou stood in front and barked at it twice: "Get out of here, be careful I bite your shit!"

Monkey: Get out of here, we don’t beat dogs, we only beat people!

Ergou showed his teeth in a pretentious manner: "Come and try, see if I have long teeth, it can pierce your head!"

The monkey flashed his nails: Look at my onychomycosis. If I scratch it, it will open your head!

When other tourists saw that Tang Shiba dared to challenge the monkey, they all gave her a thumbs up: awesome!

Tang Shiba continued to eat melon.

[Tsk, tsk, that monkey with the bright onychomycosis has eaten too much recently, has indigestion, and is constipated. I poke his anus with my nails every day. Wow, that sour and refreshing feeling, he actually likes that feeling! 】

Poke shit?

The monkeys that were close to it suddenly moved two meters away from it. Thinking of the other person turning over their lice with poop-piercing nails, they immediately jumped into the water in disgust.

Other tourists rarely saw monkeys performing diving competitions, and they all applauded.

"Good dance, one more!"

"Wow, you can actually dog-paddle, that's amazing!"

"That monkey brother who jumped down while lying down, your posture is too graceful, be careful of overturning!"

This scene was photographed by tourists and posted online. Many tourists commented: Spending five yuan to see such a wonderful performance, I have no regrets in this life!

Tang Shiba also clapped his hands cheerfully, "Good dance. I'm so lucky today to see such a brilliant performance. Ten more!"

Monkeys: Chi Chi Chi ~~

mmp, I can’t even tell you, what’s going on with this two-legged beast? Poisonous?

Si Wuyu came over to protect her, fearing that they would swarm and attack her!

Tang Shiba hugged Si Wuyu's waist and lay on his back, provoking the monkeys with a smile.

"Come here~" He said and showed his middle finger!

[Host, are you really not afraid of being beaten? 】

[Haha, do they dare? He knows how to scare people by showing his teeth and grinning, who can't do that? 】

"Ouch~"

Tang Shiba also grinned at them, his cute voice and movements almost made Si Wuyu lose control!

The voice she changed is so cute, I want to sleep~~

The monkeys were angry: Everyone, rush up and beat her up, let her see how powerful we are!

So several monkeys rushed forward, and Tang Shiba quickly dodged, but the monkeys were too fast, and she was still caught by the hem of her clothes. A monkey hung on her body, trying to bite her.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Si Wuyu grabbed the monkey's hand and pulled it off.

The monkey got angry and rushed over to beat Si Wuyu again.

Tang Shiba stood in front of Si Wuyu and sprayed out at the monkey.

"You idiot, you can only show your teeth and gnash your head for a day. When you smile, cats and dogs will bark wildly. When you bark, chickens and dogs will jump. When you pull, the stench will spread all over the mountain. When you turn around, lice will be around for eight generations. Everyone suffers, there are too many to eat, there are many lazy people, and they poop more than dirt every day. The bear next door calls you a bully and names you Doubi!"

Crackle scolded a lot like golden beans. Not only the monkeys were dumbfounded, but the tourists were also dumbfounded!

who is this? Why is it so excellent, why is it so familiar and cordial?

Some tourists applauded, "Well done, these monkeys should be cured of their arrogance!"

Some tourists commented privately, "Do you think she looks like the same person?"

"Who?"

"That person who is particularly good at swearing and hitting people?"

"What are you talking about, why can't I understand it?"

Hei Bao: Pretending not to understand ~, finally met Gudou, how could he break her up and follow her to eat melons, or wouldn’t it taste delicious to eat her melons?

After you finish eating, it’s never too late to explode!

Some monkeys were frightened by Tang Shiba's scolding, and some monkeys were not calm, so they picked up a stick from the roadside and hit him.

Tang Shiba exclaimed, "Hey, hey, you're beating me with a stick. He has a full beard and a bad mouth. He can't stand straight or walk steadily. He's unhygienic and looks like a black man. He can't even hold the stick firmly. He still wants to play tricks." Beat people with sticks, come here, come here, let me teach you, see if you will be unlucky!"

Tang Shiba also picked up a stick, raised his hand and turned it around in front of the monkeys, and then proudly showed off to the monkeys, "Don't you know how to play with sticks? Come on, try it, and see who is better sharp!"

"Awesome, little sister, your stick-playing skills are so superb, where did you learn from them?"

"I've been to Lingshan countless times, but I haven't seen a strong person in Lingshan. You are the first one!"

There are more and more people watching the show, and the monkeys are also bullies. When they see more people, you look at me, I look at you, then throw away the stick and run away!

When he ran away, a monkey gave Tang Shiba the middle finger.

Unable to bear it anymore, Tang Shiba chased after him with a stick.

Si Wuyu led the two dogs and hurriedly chased after him. Tangbao and Heibao wanted to eat the melon, so they also ran behind.

This strange scene was filmed and posted on Weibo: Everyone, don’t you look familiar to the man holding the stick and chasing the monkey? If it looks familiar, type three words in the comment area!

Someone immediately commented in the comment area: The last person who chased the monkey and beat him has been beaten back by the monkey. This person is not simple!

The comment area is all filled with the words Tang Shiba!

Lingshan officials saw this video and immediately moved it to promote it: Dear children of Shuicheng, do you want to see the mighty and domineering side of your Dragon God? Come to Lingshan for a day trip and get a free panda pendant!

The monkeys being chased by Tang Shiba were all numb!

This madman is so despicable. Is it necessary to lead so many people to chase them...

Tang Shiba chased all the way, and when she saw that the monkeys were finally afraid, she threw away the stick with satisfaction, and even made a little finger gesture!

"No one can beat me, just a little bit~~"

Monkeys: ...This woman is such a scoundrel, it’s like beating the crap out of her!

Si Wuyu, who caught up, saw that she was fine, took her hand and walked inside.

The sugar babies and black babies were shocked to see the two of them so close!

I heard that Best Actor Si has been injured and is now a cripple, and he won't recover in less than 180 days!

So, who is this man who can run, jump, and dare to hold Ludou’s hand?

Could it be the Tang family brother?

No, Ludou also hates his brothers, so who is this wild man? Why does it look familiar?

Could it be Brother Fang?