Online Games: He is the Fourth Rebellious Boy in Heaven
Chapter 668 3’s Disgusting Story
"What a bastard! You blue-skinned idiot! Does a dog that has eaten grass deserve to be called a saint? I've already chosen the names for you, so let's call them Fatherless and Motherless!"
Kunpeng cursed loudly, and then looked at the stunned people.
"Am I being more subtle than Thirteen when I say this?"
All the experts were dumbfounded. Is this called being reserved?
If Thirteen curses like that, Zhunti will at most rush out and kill him. If you curse like that, he can break you to ashes. Do you believe it?
"Me, it feels a little bit interesting...it's not strong enough, the flavor needs to be enhanced a little bit."
Shi Guang shivered and wiped the sweat from his forehead. In fact, this was quite exciting, but he couldn't do it anymore?
"Isn't this enough?"
Nezha stared at Shiguang, and Shiguang gave Nezha a look, and Nezha understood instantly.
As the captain, can he still see through the thoughts of his team members?
In the past, when someone did something bad, he could tell it with just one glance. Nezha quickly changed his tune.
"Thirteen is right, this is not cruel enough, it is too subtle!"
Seeing Guang Guang deliberately scanning them with his eyes, the others shook their heads in cooperation, muttering that these words were too weak.
"I am a saint, what kind of curse words have I never seen before? This is not enough for you, please try some more."
Shi Guang looked at Kunpeng and said.
"Then let me have some more?"
Kunpeng rubbed his chin and thought for a while.
"Zhunti! You old bitch! Wearing open pants is reserved for your senior brother..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Shi Guang quickly stopped Kunpeng.
"You still don't understand the essence of swearing. It's not about swearing, but it's powerful."
"Huh? Then why do you have to scold me?"
Kunpeng frowned and looked at the time and asked.
"Come, learn from me, and I'll show you a wave."
Shi Guang coughed twice.
"Zhunti, you have been using your parents' ashes as milk powder since you were a child. No one says anything about you when you grow up to be like this, but you still dare to open a sect and become a saint. It is really unreasonable. You want to teach Buddhist disciples to shave their heads." Do you want to soak your hair and scalp and drink tea?"
"Uh...this..."
Kunpeng felt a little nauseous for a moment, but his attack power seemed to be pretty average...
"Monks will shrink if they only eat vegetarian food. Fortunately, Buddhism is not developing very well. Otherwise, there will be a group of blue-dermatitis intersex people in the three realms. Are you right, blue-dermatitis yin-yang saints?"
After Guang's words came out of his mouth, Kunpeng put himself in his shoes and felt it. His nausea was even worse, and he couldn't help but raise his hand to slap him.
"Buddhism has developed to this point, but it is not like this. Can't you find out the reason? It doesn't matter, I tell you, because of the leader's blue dermatitis, the upper beam is not correct, causing the lower beam buttocks to be crooked. Everyone knows that, I have crotchless pants here. A piece of hardware can sell like crazy in a temple, right?"
"hiss……"
Kunpeng clenched and unclenched his fists. He was not scolding himself. There was no need to empathize.
"When I think of two gays establishing a Western religion, I can't help but laugh. Guess where Zhunti's butt is tilted? Is senior brother's brother straight?"
In terms of time, two and a half stars for aggression and five stars for disgust!
"I'll tell you a story about two things, Zhunti and Qieyin~"
"Jie Yin held the muscles in Zhunti's chest, and pinched them into a circle, then into a square, and with the last effort, he formed an equilateral triangle!"
As time passed, everyone felt nauseous and very uncomfortable!
"Okay, okay, don't talk anymore..."
Kunpeng quickly stopped the time and continued talking.
For some unknown reason, a picture of Zhunti and Jie Yin suddenly appeared in his mind. He was so disgusted that he almost vomited.
The masters around also had expressions on their faces like they had eaten flies.
Low-level swear words can certainly make people angry, but disgusting people in a strange way seems to be higher. Even Kunpeng wants to kill Shisan now.
These words are so powerful in creating a sense of image that I feel sick to my stomach just listening to them!
If Zhunti listens, won't he be mad?
..............................
"me!!!"
Zhunti was so angry that he grabbed the futon beside him and tore it up with his bare hands.
"You kid with a dirty mouth, he's full of dirty talk! Ugh!!"
Zhunti didn't dare to think too much. When he thought about the stories time told, he felt so sick that he wanted to vomit.
Where is such a person?
It doesn’t matter if you tell nonsense or make pornographic rumors, you are making pornographic rumors with women after all!
Even worse, Kunpeng also said that he was breeding with dogs.
But Thirteen was able to attract his senior brother and himself... ugh! ! !
Zhunti couldn't hold it back and vomited again.
"I'm so angry! I'm so angry!!!"
Zhunti felt that he could hardly sit still. He would definitely kill Shisan! !
..............................
"How is it? Am I disgusting?"
Shi Guang said with a grin.
"This is so disgusting, I can't even look at those two people..."
Yang Jian wiped his mouth. He had already vomited once just now. It was not just him. Except for the eight demon generals, everyone else's faces were livid.
"Why didn't you respond?"
Nezha held his waist and looked up at Riyao and asked.
"What does this mean? It's not us messing around anyway. Shouldn't it be the two saints who are disgusting?"
Rizhao scratched his head and said.
"Forget it, you don't understand..."
The six-eared macaque looked at the sun scorpion and others with a constipated expression.
It’s normal for demons to be inhumane...
"You, just do what you say, set up a storyteller stall at the door, recruit some wild ghosts and mountain spirits, and tell the story outside. I don't believe you can't bring it up!"
Shi Guang said with an awesome look.
"When he comes out...do I still have a chance to survive?"
Kunpeng closed his eyes and thought about it. He felt that if he said this, his chance of being killed by Zhunti in one hit would reach 100%...
"Don't you have the Nuwa Stone? What are you afraid of? If you don't tell me, I will tell you. Give me the Nuwa Stone."
As he said that, Shi Guang stretched out his hand and Kunpeng ducked back.
"I said! I said it's not okay!"
"Then it depends on your performance. Success or failure depends on this."
Shi Guang looked at Kunpeng's cautious look and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
The strategy they discussed was that Kunpeng and Wuzhiqi would fight head-on, while Shiguang would lead the masters to sneak attack from behind and go straight to Sanxing Cave!
Destroyed Zhunti's lair in one fell swoop!
As for the introduction... we'll talk about it later, kill each one and count them all.
Shi Shi re-formulated the plan again. After everything was ready, everyone arrived near Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
Time flew towards the other direction with the human hand, leaving Kunpeng alone to fall towards Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai.
Kunpeng took a deep breath, set up a table at the foot of Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai, and put Wuzhi Qi out smoothly.
Wuzhiqi didn't know why, but the tribulation energy hadn't entered his body yet, and he was in a coma. To be on the safe side, Kunpeng tied him to a tree with a rope.
Then he took out a maza, sat down and started shouting.
“In spring, buds emerge from the ground, and in summer, lotus flowers bloom.”
"The infusion is shaken by the wind in autumn, and the grass wears filial piety in winter."
"Four characters combined into one character, not missing the slightest bit."
"Listen to my chant, and it will bring back the love affairs of the past, right now!"
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