Online Games: He is the Fourth Rebellious Boy in Heaven

Chapter 667: How to lure a snake out of its hole

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Xianxue Sanxing Cave

Zhunti sat cross-legged on the futon, the corners of his mouth twitching.

"These guys...really think of themselves as characters?!"

The saint's magic power is infinite, and nothing in heaven and earth can be hidden from the saint.

Of course, when the law of heaven is lacking, the effect is still slightly worse.

But no one talks about it all the time!

Ordinary people can make people sneeze when they talk about them, let alone a saint with such a strong sense of perception.

Basically, everything said and done by the small teams gathered in Shannan City fell into Zhunti's ears.

I can't hide it, I can't hide it at all! Even if you don’t want to hear it! Noisily drilling into your own ears!

Slogans such as "The Fall of the Saint", "Destroy the Saint" and "Seize the Saint's Throne" circled Zhunti's ears in a 360-degree spiral and three-dimensional way, and it was only necessary to turn on the reverberation and play it repeatedly.

But Zhunti can't help it. Calamity Calamity is indeed aimed at Buddhism, and there's nothing to say about it.

If you want me to die, I have to not want to die!

Why should I die if you ask me to die?

I am already a saint, why should I be at the mercy of others?

Zhunti looked gloomily at Master Jianglong who was leading the newly arrived "destined people" to recite sutras in the distance.

This place is already the second development base of Buddhism. If you want to make a comeback, you must survive this disaster!

"Those guys set off, Maitreya..."

Zhunti raised his head slightly and looked down at the dozing Maitreya Buddha.

"Um……"

Maitreya opened his eyes sleepily.

"If you sleep in front of me again in the future, please stop doing this, Buddha! Let Jianglong sit here and be more energetic than you!"

He was so angry that he glared at Maitreya Buddha and scolded him.

"Yes……"

Maitreya Buddha was also very aggrieved. It was because he was working under Tathagata Buddha, and Zhunti told him to be lazy and pretend to be asleep, and so on.

Thousands of years have passed by pretending like this, and I have developed a good habit of taking a nap whenever I have a meeting. Now I can't change it...

And when Jiang Long, who was leading the newcomers to chant sutras, heard the scolding in the hall, he stood even more upright, with his back straight, his neck hunched, his feet in a T-step, and his buttocks still slightly raised. With this temperament, he was... It’s almost time to catch up with the security guards at the Spring Festival Gala.

If you don’t show it now, when will you show it?

Venerable Dragon Subduer even chants sutras in a broadcasting tone!

"Look at me! Why are you so unmotivated?"

Seeing Jianglong's "outstanding" performance, Zhunti became even more angry, wondering why he didn't like Maitreya Buddha.

"Go out for a walk! Don't bother me by sitting in the palace all the time!"

Zhunti bowed to Maitreya Buddha angrily.

"Look at your big belly! It's still hanging out to dry every day!"

Maitreya Buddha listened to Zhunti nagging like a resentful woman, and knew that the saint was in a bad mood now and had nowhere to vent.

Who allowed me to sit under him? If I can’t offend me, I can’t hide...

Maitreya covered his belly with his robe, lowered his head and hurried out of the hall.

Lord Jianglong outside the door did not say hello when he saw him, curled his lips and continued to lead the monks in chanting sutras.

Now that Maitreya Buddha is in the way of the saint and cannot be appreciated, wouldn't the old employee be left alone?

If the saint deposed Maitreya Buddha in a fit of anger...

"Ah, hey, hey, hey, Brother Fo..."

Lord Jianglong couldn't help laughing when he thought of this.

The monks sitting below who were chanting sutras with him paused for a moment, and then continued singing.

"Ah, hey, hey, hey, Brother Fo..."

"Um!?"

Jiang Long was startled, but remained calm on the surface. He glanced hard into the hall, fearing that the saint would discover his little mistake just now.

Fortunately, Zhunti was currently eavesdropping on the current situation of the Shannancheng team and ignored the chanting situation outside.

"I am so angry... I am so angry!!"

The eavesdropper Zhu Qianqian had veins popping out on his forehead, clenched his fists, and his face turned green!

..............................

"Let me tell you, if you throw 10,000 kilograms of feces into it, I won't believe that old bald donkey won't come out."

Ri Ni curled his lips and said.

"The method is a good one, but where can you find 10,000 kilograms of shit now?"

The six-eared macaque scratched his head and looked at the sun kiwi.

Rizhao sneered.

"Look at what you're asking, it's so incompetent! We have senior Kunpeng! Isn't it just like playing with a kid of ten thousand a day?"

"??? What words! What words is this!!"

Kunpeng glared, looked at Ryu and said.

"You only pull ten thousand kids in one day? Who do you look down on?!"

"Forehead……"

This time it was Ritu's turn to be dumbfounded. He really didn't expect that Kunpeng could be so capable...

"Your method is too dirty, it won't work."

The Wuji Ghost King frowned and said.

"I'm not dirty! I'm Kun Xixiang..."

As Kunpeng was talking, Ryu also started to mutter.

"What's dirty? We, Lord Demon Ancestors, don't mind..."

Rini frowned and said displeasedly, and Kunpeng quickly covered his mouth.

"Okay, okay, stop talking and tell me the next solution!"

……

"These bitches... actually want to throw shit on my holy place... Damn it!!"

Zhunti gritted his teeth as he listened to their plans.

"Why don't you pay attention to Kun Kun? If you hear that, it will put gold on your own face..."

……

"Since feces doesn't work, how about we use urine to fill Fangcun Mountain and Sanxing Cave?"

Jiaojiao said with a smile.

"Isn't this a bit too vulgar for you guys? You have no other choice but to pee and pee?"

Time is speechless.

"We are all respectable people in the Three Realms. It's really not enough to engage in such low-level behavior. How will others see us in the future?"

Shi Guang's words made sense. The demons who had bad ideas all lowered their heads in shame.

"Lord Demon Ancestor? I wonder if you have any good method to force that Bodhi out?"

Rizhao asked as he looked at the time curiously.

Others also looked at him, wanting to hear what he had to say.

"If you ask me, first scold his eighteen generations of ancestors! Then spread the news that Bodhi is letting a dog live! By the way, I will bring a few puppies over and say they are here to visit relatives. How about this method? Do you think he can come out? "

Shi Guang thought about it and said with a wicked smile.

"Let me go...Master Demon Ancestor, if you do this, you will die quickly...then the saint can't kill you in the first step?"

When Rizhao and others heard this, they all shrank their necks.

"What a coward! I am the Heavenly Lord of Heavenly Cultivation of Virtue, how could I say such despicable and slanderous words to others?"

Time grabbed the retreating Ri Ni.

"Rizhi, don't hide behind, come here! You can go up and call the formation later, just do what I just said!"

"Lord Demon Ancestor...I can't do it...I can't represent justice..."

Ritu thought for a long time, then pointed at the demonic energy all over his body and said.

"That's true... then, brother? Are you going?"

Time turned to look at Wuji Ghost King.

"Ahem... I'm weak and sick, and I can't curse with that kind of momentum... Ahem..."

As he spoke, Wuji Ghost King pretended to cough twice.

"If you can't do it... then..."

Time looked at Yang Jian and Nezha again.

"We are positive characters! Can we do such a thing?"

Yang Jian glared at Shi Shi angrily.

"Don't look at me, I'm a positive person too."

Nezha curled his lips and said.

"Our Demon Court has just been established. If this kind of thing gets out, there will be problems with the reputation of the Demon Court."

The six-eared macaque also shook his head and refused.

Sun Wukong didn't even bother to pay any attention to him. He watched as the circle turned around and no one wanted to take on the job.

Time has set its sights on Kunpeng.

Kunpeng was a little panicked.

"What are you looking at me for? What do you all look at me for? What does this have to do with me??? I won't go, I definitely won't go!!"

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