I open a restaurant in hell

〔warn! The title is just for reference, please don’t think too much! 〕

Alas, neither this nor that, and the money is spiritual money!

This is the real beginning of hell...

Then we can only give the restaurant a name...

Dante: "The system comes out and thinks of a name for the restaurant with me!"

[OK! That’s called...] The system was interrupted by Dan Dai mid-sentence.

Dante: "Is it okay to give it a normal! Serious! name?" Dante said word by word.

[Tsk~Get something that’s too serious and won’t attract customers~]

"My pleasure!"

[Then there’s no use... Host, you can think about it yourself~ I’m going to sleep! ]

Okay~ It seems that this system cannot be counted on...

Hmm...Hell's Restaurant? No, it’s too cliche!

Devil's restaurant? No, no, I saw several of them on the way here!

Sinner's restaurant? no! What if we really recruit some ruthless characters!

How about...Constantine's restaurant? No, no creativity!

What name should I choose? Gan!

Dante scratched his hair irritably, but unexpectedly it pulled his ear. He screamed "Ouch!" and lay down while rubbing his big furry cat ears...

[I have thought of a few names for the host, I think they should work! ]

Dante: "Wait a minute! If you tell me, can you pass the trial?"

[Don’t worry, I’m sensible! And the number of failed trials is low? Not bad this time either! ]

(The true situation!)

"Well then tell me and let me hear it!"

[OK! ]

[1. A restaurant for men~]

[2. A restaurant for macho men~]

[3.Those restaurants for tough men~]

[System recommendation 3.~]

Dante: "emm...these names sound fine but...what's with this philosophical atmosphere? It's almost overflowing the screen!"

[Oh~ don’t worry about these details~]

[This will attract many male and female customers~] Of course, the majority are men.

"Oh, that's it...I believe you! These names will remind you of Grandpa Muscle Ken*Ke at the first glance, and I won't be fooled!"

[Tsk...it's disgusting to be discovered. ]

Dante:..........

"You were a train in your last fucking life, right?"

[No, my parents probably didn’t use train codes when they made me. ]

"Say you understand, you don't understand this...Say you don't understand, you know more than me!"

[So has the restaurant name been decided yet? ]

"Yeah, I've thought about it!" Dante stood up!

“That’s the name of the restaurant!”

"That restaurant!"

...............

[What a...unique name! ]

[What's the background? ]

"System, haven't you heard of "The Hot Man Is Back!"?"

[Never heard of it. ]

"Forget it, anyway, I decided the name will be "That Restaurant!"

【Ding! Get the title and name the genius! 】

[Congratulations on getting the furniture! Bench! (This is no ordinary bench! This is a rotating lifting bench equipped with pulleys! It allows you to enjoy silky smoothness~)】

Dante: "...What the hell..."

A person appeared next to Dante. There were only four pulleys at the bottom of his buttocks, a small pull bar a little above, and a round cushion a little above. There were two pink cat claws and a small note on the cushion!

Dante picked up the note and said:

Dear host!

I left...the reason is that I made a mistake...but I don't know what mistake I made, but don't worry I will come back.

I know that our "taste" is different, and I also know that I can't force my "hobbies" on you.

I took a cursory look at your previous memories and found that you have never flown on a plane, but I can't give you a plane. After all, the plane is too big... It may cause death if you don't sit on it, and I can only control it a little bit. Small rewards.

I chose this specially for you! Although it is not an airplane, you should know how to experience the feeling of being an airplane!

And don’t open the door to any demons before I come! Remember not to open the front or rear doors! So is yours!

If the opponent comes in forcefully, see if you can beat him...knock him out! Tie him up! Put him in the toilet! And don’t forget to gag him! If you can't beat it...I believe you can hold on! After all, you are much better than the guy in the red t-shirt!

I'll bring the rewards when I come back! So wait for me!

―Your system is domineering~

Dante:..........

"System? System? Are you there?"

"System? Are you here? System Overlord?"

"Ba Ba?... Damn it! Are you here for the retarded dog system?"

Dante: Sure...it's time to leave...

After reading the letter, Dante thought...

What mistake did this guy make?

Why do we need to add punctuation marks to “interest” and “hobby”? Does it have any meaning?

Will you really die if you ride on a plane that's too big? What does it have to do with stools? How can I use a stool to feel like an airplane?

Does this restaurant have a back door? I do not know how?

It would be fine if the intruding demon really knocked him out and threw him out. Why must he be imprisoned in the toilet?

Will I hold on if I can't beat it? What should I do if the other party is very powerful? Who is the man in the red t-shirt? Is he strong? What's the reward?

Dante put on his hat and mask and went downstairs to sit on the front desk and ponder the above questions...

Dante thought about it and finally knew the answer!

Dante: "This system has read my past memories!" No one answered or complained about his answer.

The answers to other questions were completely unexpected.

Dante stood there stunned for a while, then took out the seedless watermelon from the refrigerator and ate it one spoonful at a time. If he had taken off his hat, you would have seen his big cat ears hanging down.

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