I open a restaurant in hell

{Warning!!! The title is for reference only, please don’t think too much!}

Dante gets eaten dry...cough! After Dante's meal was eaten and wiped clean, Alastor and the others left.

After Dante put the bowl in the sink, he doubted the devil on the second floor. The radio voice of the devil in red kept replaying in his mind.

Alastor: "Oh my gosh! Juicy crispy eggs with white rice are really delicious! But seriously your place is a bit shabby and you should renovate it. And... you have to give your restaurant Pick a name!

Of course, I will also help you promote your restaurant. I will come again next time and see you! "When Alastor speaks, he always has a charming smile on his face and also adds some exaggerated hand movements.

Husk said: Next time I will eat three bowls!

Will you come again next time...

"By the way, do you have a mall for the system?"

[Yes, but it has not been unlocked yet. To unlock it, you need to unlock it through missions. ]

[So everything depends on fate~]

When the system said this, Dante felt like an old monk who had just come out of the mountains.

"Then how to decorate?"

[There should be a supermarket in hell. I think there should be what you want there. ]

"That's right!...I discovered something very serious about the system."

[What's up? ]

"I'm a poor b..."

system:.........

[This is a question worth thinking about. ]

Dante "The system will lend me some money."

[No money. ]

[But I suggest you find a temporary job]

"for example?"

[Standing on the street. ]

"Can you tell me more about the salary?"

[This... varies from person to person. ]

"Oh...is this a serious job?" Dante asked the fatal question

[no. ]

"That's nothing to talk about!"

"No! Can't you just help me a little!"

[Alas~ It’s not that I don’t want to help, it’s that the boss is too strict! ]

"Then just tell your boss to be more relaxed!"

[Okay, let me try! ]

Um! Is this okay?

drop! drop! drop! Snapped!

[Hello, the supreme Lord God! ]

[Well...that's it, Lord God, me and my host...Yes, Lord God, Lord God, Lord God, you are so wise! Okay, Lord God! Goodbye, Lord God!]

"I told you to tell your boss! You really said it!" Dante just said casually, but he didn't expect the system to call him directly and ask.

This system is a real man...a woman...a werewolf! Really call the boss if something happens! This system can handle it! !

[Many of my colleagues have called the Lord God, but I haven’t. This is the first time. Oh, it’s really threatening when I go talk to the Lord God! A little nervous! ]

"Then what does your boss say?"

[Lord God is so awesome! He already knew what I wanted to say before I even said it! Quite awesome! Of course she agreed. ]

"Then your Lord God should be easy to talk to."

[This is also the first time that I can only say that Lord God is inscrutable! ]

"Hmm...I think so too."

…………

At this time, the Lord God, who was wearing loose clothes in another latitude, looked at the stars outside the window and meditated. The next second, he sat up from the leather high-elastic sofa and danced happily.

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Finally! Finally! After billions of fucking years, the system finally called me!

Damn, the tone of what I just said was a little scary (*≧m≦*) Will this system call me again?

Sigh~ If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have maintained such a cool persona! "

…………

[Wow, the boss is awesome!] The system said while looking at the data sent by the main god.

"Quick! Let me see how much it costs!" Dante said excitedly.

Then a string of numbers appeared in front of Shi Ding, which shocked Dante for two and a half years, a total of 6666.6666.6666 yuan!

"Hiss~ The boss is awesome!"

[Go to the host. Now that we have money, let’s spend it! ]

"Yes, yes, yes, first withdraw 1000 yuan and take a look!" Get rich, get rich...

The last time I got rich, I won the lottery...

[Please check if the reflection is successful!]

A stack of red paper money appeared in Dante's hand. After seeing it, Dante put the money on the bedside and lay down with a tired look on his face.

[What's the matter? Does the host have a problem with the money? Oh! This is RMB! I don’t know if it will be circulated in hell. ]

Dante: "This is not a question of money or circulation..."

[Oh, what’s the problem?]

Dante said slowly, "Because...this is a spiritual coin..."

[kindness? Any questions? Don’t we use spiritual money when we die? ]

"This is a fucking American comic. Do you think spiritual money is useful?"

[Do dead people still care about this? so troublesome! ]

Dante:..........

In just a few minutes, Dante has already experienced the ups and downs of demon life...

"Ah... I'm poor again... No, I've never been rich before..."

Just when Dante was doubting his life, a voice came from downstairs.

"Hey! Hey! Is anyone there? This restaurant is so damn upscale!" It must be upscale and then run away after eating! The stools at the front desk seem to be removable.

Hearing the voice, Calm quickly put on his mask and went downstairs to see a man with red skin, a black and white short horn on his head, a little white spot on his forehead, yellow brown pants, a flesh-colored shirt and a brown vest with traces of sewing.

The red devil also looked at Dante and thought...

The mask is weird, a noble devil without horns? He is shorter than me and looks like I can't afford high-end clothes. He should be a rich man. To sum up, he is... the silly son of a landlord. He should be able to extort a lot of money.

Thinking of this, the corner of the devil's mouth raised in an arc. Seeing Dante getting closer and closer, the devil knelt down in front of Dante and held back tears.

Demon: "Ah, Satan! Sir, please help me. I haven't eaten for seven days and I'm starving to death! Give me some money, sir!" The devil said with snot and tears.

But Dante was stunned at this moment...

what to do? Is this considered a ploy? Do you want to step forward and help me? What should I do if I get cheated? This is hell, so it can’t be a coincidence, right?

Dante walked forward quickly, grabbed the devil's shoulders and said in a gentle tone, "You stand up first, if you have something to do, we can discuss it slowly." His calm tone was very gentle, but in the eyes of the devil, it was not.

[The host takes advantage of this and knocks him out with a knife and then kills him! ] The system interrupted.

"To shut up."

In the eyes of the devil, Dante ran up to him and looked into his eyes, his eyes glowing red, and said in a sinister and threatening tone, "Stand up first and let's discuss things slowly~" It was a good sentence at first, but behind the mask The taste has completely changed under the influence of it, and my heart beats faster when I speak.

The next scene that shocked Dante for two and a half years appeared!

The devil stood up with a snap! Very soon!

Demon: "Oh! I suddenly remembered that my brother invited me to his house for a big dinner. I forgot!" The demon said and ran out.

Dante: "............"

System: [The toy I got just ran away! ]

Dante: "Can you shut up? What else is called a toy? He can't be put in the cabinet as a figure."

[Okay, just add a little "teaching" and it will be fine~]

"Teaching? He's not an animal. Why train him?"

[Forget it~ I'll turn off the mic. The two of us are not talking on the same channel at all. ]

Now Dante understands a truth. As long as he doesn't understand what the system says, it is saying strange things...

――――"Please stay tuned for the next chapter (don't forget to recommend He Shuping!!!)"

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