I open a restaurant in hell

Didi!Didi!Didi!

The annoying alarm clock started ringing.

Dante stood up without expression, turned off the alarm clock that kept ringing, looked around and said, "...What a dream...fuck..."

When I walked to the living room, the lights were not turned on. The only light in the room came from a TV.

There are many instant noodle boxes and plastic bottles on the table. On the wall are photos of a family of four, all smiling. There is also a little white cat with blue eyes, but the photos are dusty because they haven't been wiped for a long time. .

Dante went to the bathroom and washed his face. In the mirror, he had black hair and black eyes, which were dull and seemed to be a bottomless black hole.

Dante walked to the refrigerator and took out a slice of bread and salad dressing and spread it directly on the slice of bread to complete a simple breakfast.

The alarm clock started ringing just after breakfast. Dante looked at the time and it was time to go to work.

Dante put on a black suit and was about to go out when he touched the door handle when he heard sparse sounds in the living room.

Dante poked his head out and saw a short demon with dark purple skin and red eyes who kept flipping the instant noodle bucket. When Dante looked at him, he happened to meet his eyes and saw the demon saying helplessly.

"You really can't help it... Come! Let me see!" After saying that, the devil pounced directly on him.

Dante slammed the living room door shut! .

Go straight outside! Unexpectedly, Dante missed his footing and fell directly from the -meter building!

"Oh shit!" Dante sat up from the bed. He was still in the cozy bedroom, but the bed under him was soaked with cold sweat from his back. His ears and hair were stuck together, and his tail wasn't much better. .

[precious! What happened to you! Have you had an erotic dream? Who did you fuck? ] The system asked with concern.

"Fuck your system! This is a fucking nightmare!" A very scary nightmare... Why is it the bt demon that is special!

"System, is all this true?"

[Absolutely true! If it really doesn't work, just go find someone on the street and give it a try. ]

"Okay, I believe it."

Dante felt a headache and touched the back of his head, but there was a sticky feeling. The hair on his hair and ears were tangled.

"Eh~ It feels so uncomfortable to be stuck together. I'm going to take a shower."

【Ding! The check-in task has started! If you send greetings every day for 100 consecutive days, you will get a grand prize! You can also get rewards if you respond to your greetings! 】

At this time, Dante had a trumpet and a piece of paper in his hand. There was a short sentence on the note.

"Can I just read the words on the note?"

[Yeah! It is recommended to go to the balcony! ]

"Uh... well."

Dante put on his clothes and strolled towards the balcony. The sky was still depressingly blood-red with a five-pointed sun.

There are high and low buildings, and there are only a few people on the streets. Most of them should sleep at home.

"Cough cough!"

Dante cleared his throat lightly and was about to shout but thought of a question.

"Am I considered disturbing the public if the system does this and am I sued to court?" Dante asked seriously.

[Host, you must understand that this is hell! And do you think there will be such a thing as a court here? ]

"You're right, then I'll start!"

[Um! Let’s start shouting with emotion! ]

Dante glanced at the words on the instructions, took a deep breath, raised the trumpet to his mouth and shouted loudly!

Polite Dante: "goodmorningmyneighbors!!!"

It didn't take long for someone to respond to Dante.

Polite native devil: “heyfu**kyou!!!”

Polite Dante: "yes! yes! fu**kyouto!!!"

At this time, the system's voice sounded.

[Ding Congratulations on completing greeting your neighbors once! There are 99 times left!]

[Congratulations on getting x100 bottles of shampoo and shower gel!]

Putting aside the fact that the neighbors cooperate so well, should we say that the system is stingy or considerate? He said I wanted to take a shower and brought me 100 bottles of shampoo and body wash.

After thinking for a while, Dante gave up communicating with the system and went to take a shower. After all, he was too sticky and uncomfortable.

In the bathroom, Dante pointed the shower head directly at the area where he should wash, and it was very uncomfortable to get water in his ears.

Dante glanced at the brand of shower gel and it said (The sun smells very gentle~) and below this sentence there were words that you couldn't even see if you didn't look carefully (More sun will heat you to death) !)

Dante looked at the ingredients and it said (Fuck it on fire!!!) and the shampoo was the same.

Squeeze out a little and take a look! Golden legend!

The most troublesome part is washing the ears and tail. When washing the ears, be careful not to let water get in. Don't rub the area behind the ears, so rub them slowly with foam.

The same is true when washing the tail. Don't rub it to make a lot of foam. Apply it little by little on the tail evenly. It needs to penetrate and then rinse it off with a shower.

After taking a shower, he calmly looked at himself in the mirror and said, "I'm so handsome~" Dante in the mirror has fair complexion, delicate facial features with a touch of handsomeness, and handsomeness with a touch of gentleness! The temperament exuding from him is complex, like He is a mixture of various temperaments, but among his gentleness and handsomeness, he also has his own unique ethereal and handsome look. His big, white cat ears make people want to lick them! The deep black eyes are filled with a charming color! Thick eyebrows, a high nose, and beautiful lips! Strong legs, tangled arms with explosive power, a long tail that sticks out from behind the strong chest muscles, and a gentle voice like the warm breeze in spring.

[yes! It would be better if it were longer! ]

"...What do you do if you don't have a pussy?" Dante said as he walked out of the bathroom.

When Dante just came out of the bathroom, his legs were shaking uncontrollably as if he had a cramp, then his tail and then his whole body, and all the water came out without wiping.

Dante said it was amazing.

Then when Dante was changing his clothes, he ran into trouble.

I looked at the closet in the room and opened it to see what a good guy! All hangers and no clothes!

So I had to wear the same clothes I wore before. Why didn't you ask the system? He asked the system and said...

[If you help too much, you will be demerited and punished! ]

Dante first brought his boxers, then used a gentleman's cane sword to make a hole in the back of his pants, and then put his tail through it, eh? How were you wearing it before? It was ok if I pulled my pants down a little before. (Although there is a risk of falling)

Then he put on all the clothes one by one, only a short white top hat, a white suit with a smiling face mask and a pair of black gloves.

Dante first put on a white suit and then fought with the tail for 300 rounds before putting the tail into the suit and buttoning it up with the suit buttons.

After thinking for a while, he put on the black gloves, put the smiley mask on his face, turned his ears into airplane ears again, and slowly put on the top hat to perfectly cover the cat ears!

Now you can only see clearly that Dante's hat and a little bit of his exposed neck are no longer as handsome and handsome as before, but more sinister and cunning.

"Although...but...he looks so handsome!" Dante was most satisfied with the fact that his voice also changed into a demonic voice.

While Dante was enjoying himself, not far from Dante's restaurant, two sinners and demons were slowly approaching...

"Oh! My friend Husker, this is the first time you have come to see me and invited me to dinner! I will definitely go! But what is the name of that restaurant?" The speaker was wearing a red suit coat and a slim figure. It seemed like the voice was coming from an old radio.

"Ah!!! I didn't pay attention to the name of that restaurant! And don't call me Husker, you bastard!" The person who responded to him was a disgusted big cat man wearing suspenders and a pair of red wings.

"Hahaha! No problem Husker!" It was still the voice of the radio.

Husker: ".........silly*..."

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