I open a restaurant in hell

"How long the hell have I been asleep?" Husk exclaimed as he just walked out of Dante's Restaurant.

"I slept all the way from the club to Castlevania after just one nap!" Husk roared, but of course Dante didn't hear it as the restaurant's glass was extremely soundproof.

Dante let out a sigh of relief as he sent Husk away.

[So my dear host, what are you going to do now? ]

"Ha...of course I want to...Gulu~Gulu~" At this moment, Dante's stomach made a dissatisfied sound.

[So you want to work? ] The system asked uncertainly.

"That's right! Make a simple delicacy to treat yourself!" He quickly walked to the front desk to wash his hands and prepare the delicacies.

After washing his hands, Dante stood with the kitchen knife for five seconds and then walked to the second floor.

[well? Why doesn't the host eat? ] The system's voice was full of doubts.

"Well... that's what... I don't want to do it." Dante walked directly into bedroom No. on the second floor.

[Are you sure you're not too lazy to do it? ]

"Of course not...well I'm just too lazy to do it."

[I don’t understand why? You were so diligent when talking about soup to your new friend just now! ] The system said no Sister Li.

"Oh, that's different. You don't have any motivation to cook for yourself, and I'm very tired!" You are introverted and were chased by a bt demon as soon as you went to hell. You also went to a bar to sing, were molested by various demons, and even killed a demon. (Crossed out) Although the cat healed my mood, I was still very tired!

Each room is equipped with a mirror.

Dante took off his hat first, and his big white cat ears were exposed and shook dissatisfiedly, which was really cute.

Then he took off the smiling mask to reveal his eyes like obsidian. His skin was milky white because he had worked overtime at the company until very late and came home very late and had hardly ever seen the sun, even if the company was on holiday and he stayed at home.

After taking off the white suit, the long white tail instantly popped out and lay flat and swayed rapidly. Dante had raised a cat and knew what it meant. Dante was now very irritable.

The more Dante looks at his long tail, the more he dislikes it! He was about to catch it to calm himself down, but found that he couldn't catch it at all. Then the more Dante wanted to catch it, the faster he waggled his tail. Then he calmed down and started playing a hunting game with his own tail.

He quickly turned around and stretched out his hand to catch his tail, but the tail was always one step ahead of him. The happy smile on Dante's face formed a beautiful scene.

[Wow ~ precious video of an early host taming a wild tail! ] At this time, the system suddenly said something.

Dante: What the hell was I doing...

"System, you can't really record it, right?" Dante caught the blind spot in the system's words.

[Harmful! How is it possible that I don’t have hands? I just said that casually~]

"That's good." After saying that, Dante began to take off his white tie and black shirt to reveal his strong body.

"Damn, I actually have abs!" Dante said, looking at the four extra squares under his shirt.

(Figure)

Dante knew that his physical condition was so bad that it didn't matter. He made up his mind to keep fit and even spent 30 minutes on his phone to select videos suitable for building abdominal muscles at home, which have been gathering dust in his phone's favorites.

[You are so excited at the Caisi Festival that you can’t go to heaven for only eight dollars? ]

"Tch...it's like you have it."

System: I really don’t think I have any...Gan! The pain was too much.

Dante, who was replying to the system, suddenly thought that he didn't check that thing.

So I quickly took off my pants to check and the membrane was still there!

But it seems to have gotten smaller...fuck it has gotten smaller! ! !

[It’s okay, the little one is cute too...Pfft! Hahahaha just a little bit! Host, you are so small! Yo! And it’s quite short! ] The system began to laugh mercilessly.

"Hmph... Are you a man or a woman in the system?"

[What's wrong, man? ]

"Then you have it? You can't even laugh as well as you!" Dan Ding said with a cold snort.

System: Yes...Gan! pain! It hurts so much!

"System? System? Are you here? Are you autistic? Okay." Dante called the system several times but did not respond.

System: Silence is golden......

Dante, who silenced the system, wanted to sleep.

So Dante entered the warm bed wearing only his underpants...

Ah~ everything that happened today seemed like a strange dream... maybe it was a good dream...

………………

Didi!Didi!Didi!

The annoying alarm clock started ringing.

Dante stood up without expression, turned off the alarm clock that kept ringing, looked around and said, "...What a dream...fuck..."

――――The next chapter "The Guests Are Coming"――