Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

"Friendly reminder, this is a more interesting chapter, please do not watch it while eating."

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Yan Bai originally thought that Tan Wusheng wouldn't eat it, but he actually picked up the dish and put it in his mouth to chew. It seemed that this dish was really tempting.

After Tan silently chewed it and swallowed it, Yan Bai immediately asked: "How is it? Master, how does it taste? Is it delicious?"

Tan Wusheng put down his chopsticks, took out a white handkerchief and wiped his mouth elegantly.

"so so."

"No way? This dish smells very fragrant, and I specifically asked about it. This restaurant tastes very good." Yan Bai took a bite without believing it, and then said: "It's very delicious. This It tastes much better than what I made.”

When Tan Wusheng heard this, he glanced sideways at him, "Then you were so embarrassed to let me taste your craftsmanship before. Now it seems that burning down the kitchen was the right thing to do."

"Ahem." Yan Bai coughed twice awkwardly and said, "If my cooking skills could be as good as those of the chefs in the restaurant, I would have become a chef long ago. In fact, the taste is really good, Master. Do you want to try some other dishes?”

"No, I don't need to eat these."

Tan Wusheng stood up and walked to the window, looking at the bustling streets outside. The bright candlelight softened the cold jade-like face.

Yan Bai didn't care about him and hurriedly started gobbling up the food. The food was the biggest in the world.

It was dusk, and the fireworks in the distance were still going off, blending in with the stars in the sky, gorgeous and colorful.

When the lanterns come on, the place is lively and bustling.

Tan Wushen pursed his thin lips and looked down expressionlessly. To him, the bustling crowd was like ants passing by.

No interest at all.

To say that it was interesting, the little apprentice who ate like a hamster and had bulging cheeks was more interesting.

It's the oily mouth that makes people a little bit disgusted.

Tan Wusheng retracted his gaze and was about to turn away from the window when his eyes suddenly glanced towards a certain alley.

The black eyes immediately narrowed dangerously.

There seemed to be someone looking over there, and the look was not malicious.

Could it be from Luo Men?

As expected, Moluotian was determined not to give up, so he had to be more careful and not let his young apprentice be left alone.

After Yan Bai had eaten and drank enough, he let out a thin burp, and it was very long.

Tan Wusheng's face immediately showed a look of disgust.

Yan Bai giggled twice, "Hiping after eating is human nature, Master, don't dislike it."

"Ouch!" Yan Bai's expression suddenly changed and he covered his stomach with his hands.

Tan Wusheng's brows were still furrowed, "What's wrong?"

"Maybe I ate too much and I felt like having diarrhea..."

"........."

Tan Wusheng looked ugly, "Why are you so disgusting!"

"It's just human nature to pull shit. Why is it disgusting? Master, don't you want to pull it?"

"...Get out!" Tan Wusheng's voice was so cold that he dropped it, and his face was as dark as Bao Qingtian.

"Master, please wait for me here for a moment. I'll come back as soon as I go!"

Yan Bai immediately ran out like a gust of wind.

After a long time, Tan Wusheng snorted heavily.

Although the smell of rice still lingered in the private room, he felt an inexplicable stench, as if Yan Bai had eaten in front of him.

It really... made him don't know what to say!

When Yan Bai's bright red mouth said the word 'lushi', Tan Wusheng instantly felt that the fragrant and soft little apprentice turned into a smelly dung beetle.

I wish I could drag him into the water and wash him hard right now.

After Tan Wusheng calmed down for a while, his expression calmed down slightly.

correct.

Tan Wusheng raised his eyes, and suddenly thought of the malicious gaze he had just felt.

Is it not dangerous for this little thing to go to the toilet alone?

...

Yan Bai ran downstairs in a hurry and grabbed a random guy to ask for help. Where is the toilet?

As soon as the waiter pointed to the backyard, Yan Bai ran over and happened to pass by Lu Chi's table.

Lu Chi stood up immediately, "Yan Bai, why are you so anxious? What happened?"

"Rashi!"

Yan Bai shouted so loudly that he ran so fast that he almost left an afterimage.

Lu Chi: "…………"

other people:"…………"

The noisy lobby was quiet for a moment, and then some guests began to curse.

Lu Chi touched his nose and sat down quickly.

Xu Sheng looked at the plate of yellow food on the table that he thought tasted good just now, and instantly lost his appetite.

The more I look at it, the more it looks like shit.

Shen Luoming twitched the corner of his mouth, "Senior Brother Lu, this friend of yours is really... interesting."

Lu Chi smiled awkwardly, "Really? Let's have a laugh."

When Yan Bai came back from using the toilet, he had to ask him carefully what had happened in the past few years to make him change so much.

Not shy at all.

But it was indeed much more interesting than before, but this kind of fun was unfamiliar to him.

Lu Chi fell into memories. He still liked the little Yanbai who would stutter when he was nervous and blush when he looked at her twice.

...

This toilet is in a relatively remote place, and it stinks after all.

Yan Bai had just arrived and was about to go in when a black shadow suddenly appeared and blocked the way.

"what?!"

Yan Bai's pupils shrank, almost scared to death at night.

"Yan Bai! We haven't seen each other for a long time. Don't you recognize me?"

The black shadow grabbed Yan Bai's arm, which was so strong that Yan Bai cried out in pain.

The lantern at the door of the toilet was also extinguished for some reason, only the inside was still lit.

Through the dim candlelight, Yan Bai could clearly see the true face of the black figure.

"Are you...Leng Aozhi? Why are you here?! Let me go!"

Leng Aozhi's eyes were sinister, and his hands became harder, "I finally waited until you were alone, and I will never let you run away again this time!"

Yan Bai was extremely anxious, "Brother, please calm down first and wait until I finish talking to you if you have anything to say, okay?"

Leng Aozhi: "What are you pulling? Don't try to find a chance to escape!"

"I'll let you go! What else can you do at the toilet door? Do you want me to pull you?!" Yan Bai covered his stomach with his hands and sweat broke out on his forehead. "If you don't let me go, I'll pull you in the face!" "

The system is disgusted: "...Host, you are so disgusting."

Yan Bai didn't have time to care whether others were disgusting or not. He just wanted to rush into the toilet, find a clean pit, take off his pants and squat down.

Leng Aozhi saw that Yan Bai's anxious look didn't look like he was lying. No wonder a man ran out because of internal anxiety.

but……

"You can use the toilet, but you have to change it!"

As Leng Aozhi said this, he bent down and carried Yan Bai on his shoulders.

The moment his stomach was squeezed, Yan Bai couldn't help but let out a very smelly fart.

Leng Aozhi sniffed, and the smell just came in.

"........."

He almost couldn't help but throw the person on his shoulders out, and then ran outside with the person on his shoulders.

The subordinate responsible for Leng Aozhi's response immediately stepped forward, "Leader..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Find a toilet nearby!"

"what?"

"Ah what! Go find it quickly! Otherwise I will let him pull it in your face!"

Subordinate: "…………"

Yan Bai: "…………"

One thing to say, he really wants to die now.