Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

The slap in the face came too fast, like a tornado.

Yan Bai seriously suspected that this thunder and the system were from the same family, and it would ring as soon as it was told!

Moreover, the sky is full of stars outside, and there is no tendency of rain at all. It’s a thunderstorm, right? Just scare him, right?

Yan Bai really wanted to put his hands on his hips and scold his mother.

"Thunder, it seems that your brother Lu Chi really likes you." Tan Wusheng was expressionless, looking at Yan Bai with indifferent eyes.

He seems to be angry but not angry at the same time, making it difficult for people to see through.

Yan Bai also couldn't understand why Tan Wusheng insisted on holding on to this point. He couldn't... fall in love with Brother Lu Chi?

The system couldn't help but said: "Host, you are so imaginative, why don't you think that I am attracted to you?"

Yan Bai: "Why do you like me?"

System: "Because the host has fair skin, beautiful appearance, thin waist and thin legs, big eyes and red mouth, beautiful voice and sweet voice, soft and easy to push down..."

Yan Bai: "......"

He admitted everything before, what the hell is that last sentence? Who is delicate and easy to push down?

Yan Bai is a man who vows to become a muscular man!

"Master, I was just joking, and the thunder was just a coincidence. Besides, what if Brother Lu Chi likes me? I don't like him, I only regard him as my brother."

Yan Bai walked up behind Tan Wusheng and stretched out her white and tender hands to squeeze his shoulders.

But this slight force felt like scratching an itch for Tan Wusheng.

"Then what if Lu Chi really wants to take you away? Will you leave?"

"Of course not." Yan Bai answered without hesitation, "Brother Lu Chi wanted to take me out of the fire pit of the Yan family. Now he is in the Zhengyi sect and I am in the Tianxing sect. Although they all say that the Tianxing sect is a cult, But I don’t think so. We are all born as humans, and we are not monsters. We just have different ways of acting. And it doesn’t matter if we are monsters or devils. People are all good and bad, and so are monsters.”

"If everyone in the world were strict and serious, wouldn't this world be too boring?"

Hearing this, Tan Wusheng raised his eyebrows in surprise, "I didn't expect you to have such a clear mind at such a young age."

"Hehe~" Yan Bai smiled flatteringly, "Otherwise, how could I be able to catch your eye, Master, with my sharp eyes?"

"Matched?" Tan Wusheng's voice was deep, "Do you think it's a blind date? You really have evil intentions towards me."

"No!" Yan Bai immediately retorted after squeezing his shoulders, then sat on the stool next to him, grabbed Tan Wusheng's thigh and started to do it, "I'm talking about the master's reputation as a disciple! Just think of what I just said It’s a misnomer.”

"What are you doing??" Tan Wusheng reacted extremely and grabbed Yan Bai's hand. His narrow eyes narrowed into a line, revealing a dangerous light, "You said you didn't, but your hands were dishonest! You said you Is there any truth left in this glib mouth?"

"Of course there is truth. Master, don't get excited. I'm just giving Master a squeeze..."

"Sir, the meal you ordered..."

The door to the private room was open, and the waiter walked directly in with the food, interrupting Yan Bai's words.

From his perspective, Tan Wusheng seemed to be grabbing Yan Bai's hand and touching him under him, while Yan Bai seemed to be leaning on Tan Wusheng.

The posture of the two looks extremely ambiguous and intimate.

"……coming."

The waiter suddenly looked like he had eaten something big, and his voice gradually weakened.

The two of them looked like noble men, but I didn't expect that they would have such a relationship. In broad daylight... oh no, it's night now.

But you have to be careful at night, and don’t close the door!

You are really not afraid of being seen!

Yan Bai looked at the familiar eyes and intuitively told him that this guy must have misunderstood his relationship with Tan Wusheng!

It's really helpless sometimes. Fortunately, this guy doesn't know them either.

Otherwise, in addition to the news that the apprentice Tan Wusheng made an exception is actually a lover, there will be another news: Surprise! Tan Wusheng and his lover's apprentice were doing this and that in a private room of a restaurant. It was really offensive!

Tan Wusheng looked at the waiter, a sharp light flashed in his eyes, "What are you looking at? What are you doing there if you don't hurry in and serve the food? If the food is cold and tastes bad, just wait until it's cooked again!"

Yan Bai took this opportunity and quickly pulled his hand out. Tan Wusheng's body temperature was really low, and his hands were ice cold.

He needs someone to warm him up.

It's a pity that Tan Wusheng is unwilling to find a Taoist partner, but fortunately this time he didn't fall in love with the heroine at first sight.

"The host can just go ahead and warm him up."

Yan Bai's eyelids jumped when he heard the system's voice, "...I'm a straight man! Who is a good straight man who would warm up another man's hands?"

System: "You are the host."

Yan Bai: "...Get out!"

System: "Who said you wanted to give warmth to Tan Wusheng? She also said she wanted to warm the bed."

Yan Bai hesitated for a moment: "I didn't know at the time... that Tan Wusheng was so ambiguous."

Although he always pretends to be stupid, he is not really stupid.

Although he would not be so narcissistic as to think that Tan Wusheng really liked him, the other party's attitude was indeed a bit... distorted.

Hmm... maybe it was because he was so shameless that he attracted Tan Wusheng's attention.

He must have wanted to see how shameless he really was. Moreover, Tan Wusheng always suspected that he was just coveting his body as a disciple.

It's really laughable.

Just Tan Wusheng's body... those chest muscles, those abdominal muscles, those muscle lines, wide shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs are really coveted...

Shishasha, I am drooling just thinking about it.

System: "Don't just think about it, just do it!"

Yan Bai: Haha.

He is just shameless, but not stupid.

If he really pounced, the computer would definitely kick him thousands of miles away!

...

The waiter was frightened by Tan Wusheng's eyes. He quickly walked in and set out the food one by one, his hands trembling.

"Master, calm down! Master, calm down!"

No wonder the waiter just now specifically told the customers in this private room to be careful, saying they had a bad temper.

This is more than just a bad temper, the look in his eyes is so destructive!

After setting it up, he left in a hurry, not daring to stay here any longer.

But when I walked out, I tripped over the threshold and almost fell.

"Master, you are so fierce, you scared this little brother."

Yan Bai said something casually, and as soon as the words fell, an extra hand appeared on his chin.

"If you don't say bad, I have forgotten. You have always said that I am gentle, but in front of your brother Lu Chi, you said that I have a bad temper and am cruel to others. I am really curious. What is this in your heart? What kind of person?"

Tan Wusheng's thumb gently rubbed Yan Bai's smooth chin, and there was a dangerous aura in his deep eyes.

"Master is of course a good person in the hearts of my disciples." Yan Bai smiled and took off the hand on his chin, then handed the chopsticks to his hand, "These meals look good, Master, you might as well try them."

Tan Wusheng glanced at the dishes on the table indifferently, and then his eyes fell on Yan's fair and delicate face.

He didn't know whether it was because the food smelled delicious or because the people in front of him looked more delicious, but he actually had an appetite.

Yan Bai suddenly felt that Tan Wusheng was looking at him a little strangely, as if he was looking at... food.