Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

"Brother, do you think Master will let this Yan Bai enter the house? He can be quite annoying. I feel that Master is about to explode with anger. However, Master's tolerance for Yan Bai is still quite high, and he can't do anything. It's not heavy, otherwise if someone else had been kicked out eighteen times, their bones would have been broken long ago, not to mention falling to death."

"But Yan Bai is still safe and sound. Apart from crying out in pain, he has been jumping around. This master obviously didn't do anything cruel!"

"However, since the rebellion of Senior Brother and Seventh Junior Brother, Master has become disheartened and has stopped accepting disciples, and his temperament has become more and more weird. It can only be said that this Yan Bai appeared at the wrong time."

Leng Zuo looked at his younger brother who kept talking like a starling, and replied briefly with three words: "I don't know."

Leng You: "Brother, can't you say two more words? Are you worthy of my long words!"

Leng Zuo paused and changed his words: "I don't know."

"........."

"Okay, you win." Leng You has long been used to it, "I think Master might be soft-hearted and agree this time. Do you want to make a bet? Ten third-grade spiritual stones."

"Just give up on this idea. I will never accept you as my disciple!" Tan Wusheng's voice sounded from behind Leng You.

Then the door was closed with a loud bang. Yan Bai was caught off guard and hit his nose. He immediately covered his nose and jumped in pain.

He keeps talking about national essence.

Leng You hissed, "This little brother is fair and fair, with fine features and fine features, but he scolds quite dirty."

Leng Zuo stretched out his right hand without saying a word.

Leng You asked: "What?"

Leng Zuo said expressionlessly: "You lose, ten third-grade spiritual stones."

Leng You: "…………"

...

Yan Bai rubbed his red nose, his teeth itched with anger, and whispered to himself: "I'm really angry, be careful if I get angry and it hurts to pee! I'm still so angry that I can't vent my anger. I've been so unlucky for eight lifetimes." Time travel!”

Tan Wusheng listened to the cursing outside and felt like another mosquito had entered his ears.

I thought about kicking the person further away, but after all, he was a mortal with brittle bones, so if he accidentally kicked the person to death again.

After thinking about it with a frown, he simply set up a barrier and his ears were finally clean.

He was determined not to have this apprentice.

It's so noisy, my brain hurts.

Moreover, he said how much he admired and admired himself, but behind his back he was madly complaining and insulting himself.

If you really stay with this kind of two-faced person, I don’t know how you will stab yourself in the future.

Just like...those two people, they are ignorant white-eyed wolves.

A trace of cruelty flashed in Tan Wusheng's eyes, the same thing must not happen again!

After Yan Bai had scolded enough, he felt tired, but he didn't want to go back to the woodshed to sleep, so he finally thought about it and decided to sit at the door.

The kind that shrinks into a ball makes people feel sympathy when they see it.

He didn't believe it, Tan Wusheng was really so heartless!

So the next day, Tan Wusheng felt something fall on his leg as soon as he opened the door.

He subconsciously raised his foot to kick it out, and then he realized that the head looked familiar.

"...Yan Bai?"

"Huh?" Yan Bai opened his eyes in a daze, and rubbed his eyes like a kitten. He turned sideways and looked up at Tan Wusheng, his red eyes filled with moisture at the end, "Master, you Wake up."

The soft voice of the boy who had just woken up reminded Tan Wusheng of the glutinous rice cake he had eaten before. It was sweet, soft and delicious, and not greasy at all.

In particular, her straight and delicate nose was slightly red, as if she had applied rouge on purpose, making her look a little pitiful.

Wait, what was he thinking?

Tan Wusheng was shocked by his own thoughts. He actually thought that this little pervert looked like a glutinous rice cake!

The glutinous rice cake is sweet but not greasy, but this little pervert in front of me... is really boring.

"Get up! Who asked you to sleep at my door?" Tan Wusheng's words were full of disgust.

"Yes, I'm sorry, Master. The woodshed is too shabby. I don't want to go to sleep. I thought that Master must be as hard-spoken and soft-hearted as Senior Brother Right said, and would come out to take a look, so I wanted to sit at the door for a while, but no I fell asleep thinking about it."

"I...I'll get up right away. Master, don't be angry."

Yan Bai bit his lower lip, curled his mouth, and pulled at the door frame bitterly to stand up. As a result, his legs were a little numb after curling up all night, and he suddenly fell on Tan Wushen when he couldn't stand still.

"Ah really..."

Yan Bai suddenly froze in the middle of his words. This early in the morning, Tan Wusheng was only wearing a loose nightgown, and the strong muscles on his chest were exposed.

He turned his head and spoke carelessly, his lips just brushed against it.

Tan Wusheng's body stiffened for a moment, and his face, as handsome as cold jade, darkened instantly.

Then he reached out and pinched Yan Bai's chin, and said in a sinister tone: "Yan Bai, are you sure you are here to become a disciple and not to seduce me on purpose? Tell me! Who sent you here?!"

Tan Wusheng has a bad temper. He has made countless enemies both in the arena and after entering the world of immortality.

I don’t know how many people are waiting to see his jokes.

The timing of Yan Bai's appearance was a little strange. He was also a good two-faced man, and he made some small moves to show his affection again and again.

It's really suspicious.

"Wha, what?" Yan Bai's expression was stunned, "Who seduced you? I know Master doesn't like me very much yet, but you can't accuse people unjustly. What I, Yan Bai, like is fair skin, beauty, fragrance, and softness. Girl, although I admire and worship Master in my heart, this is definitely not love! I have absolutely no intention of seducing you!"

Just kidding, no matter how handsome Tan Wusheng looks, he is still a man!

It's not interesting when it's stiff.

Tan Wusheng lowered his eyes and looked at Yan Bai's eyes. Those eyes were big, round, clear and bright, like the bright moon, which seemed to be able to shine through the human heart.

But when he thought about how Yan Bai spoke ill of him behind his back, he couldn't help but sneer.

"I advise you to be honest and don't play any tricks."

Yan Bai blinked, his long and thick eyelashes trembling, and his big watery eyes looked innocent.

"What a huge injustice! I am just an ordinary mortal. Master, you are the leader of Tianxing Sect and a top-notch master. How dare I play tricks in front of you!"

System: "...It would be a pity if the host doesn't become an actor with his acting skills."

Yan Bai snorted: "If it wasn't because of your broken system, I would be disgusted to death by myself. I have never been so sissy in my life."

System: "...The host's face is very suitable for being cute and coquettish, keep up the good work~"

Yan Bai really wanted to roll his eyes, but in front of Tan Wusheng, he could only continue to act cute.

Tan Wusheng stared at Yan Bai for a moment with sharp sword-like eyes, and said coldly: "You don't even have the guts to do that!"

"Master, are you awake?" Leng You walked in and looked at Yan Bai, who was still holding Tan Wusheng, and couldn't help but widen his eyes, "Are you... playing a hug game?"

Tan Wusheng frowned and immediately pushed Yan Bai away in disgust.

Yan Bai was pushed unprepared and sat down on the ground, grinning in pain.

Shit, trough! It hurts!

Dog man, you have no heart! He didn't even say hello before pushing away, that's too much!

Otherwise, he would just choose to be struck to death by lightning, so as not to suffer this grievance.

Tan Wusheng, I curse you to not be able to find a wife in the future. It is best to be alone for the rest of your life!