Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

After Yan Bai's front legs faltered, the thunderous sound of his back legs disappeared.

Don't tell me, it's quite magical.

"123, is that the big boss behind you? The thunder stops when you tell it to, just like a remote control."

System: "Ho ho~ God doesn't count, but you can still hit the host with lightning anytime and anywhere, so the host still has to concentrate on completing the task~"

Yan Bai: "...You are an electronic machine, so you are so cute here."

This system is really stupid and doesn't do anything about human affairs.

System: "The host has time to quarrel with my electronic machine here, so he might as well think about how to become a disciple successfully."

It's really annoying to know which pot is not being opened or picked up.

Yan Bai held his chin in his hands, with a troubled look on his face, and his mouth almost dropped to the sky.

He was already so shameless that he was even scolded as a pervert by Tan Wusheng, but in the end he still failed to become a disciple.

What a shame!

It seems that he is still too shameless and must become more shameless.

As long as you can succeed in becoming a disciple, everything else is just a cloud!

As the saying goes, strong... men are afraid of being entangled, as long as the iron pestle is ground into a needle, nothing will be difficult in the world...

Forget it, I'm not a talker anymore.

Yan Bai watched Leng You come out of Tan Silent Room and glanced towards him. He seemed to hesitate for a moment, but finally walked over.

"Little brother, tell the truth, do you really want to become my master?"

Yan Bai opened his eyes wide, and his clear and innocent eyes were full of sincerity, "It really can't be true anymore! I am absolutely sincere to Sect Master Tan, and I will never have two hearts!"

Leng You twitched the corner of his mouth, "Those who didn't know better thought you were courting Master."

"Courtship is definitely impossible! I am a straight man." After Yan Bai rolled his eyes, he suddenly smiled and leaned forward with a flattering look on his face, "Senior Brother Right, can you tell me a little bit about Master's preferences? ?”

He had only taken a cursory glance at the novel "Sword God" and only had a rough understanding of the plot.

Although there is a system plug-in, the system only tells the main plot in the novel, as well as Tan Wusheng's life experience and tragic ending.

But he didn't mention a word about some preferences, saying that they were part of the mission, otherwise it would be considered a leak of secrets and he would have to dig out them himself.

Yan Bai really wants to slap the system in the face, what kind of secret is this? I just didn't tell him on purpose.

Leng You said speechlessly: "Who do you call senior brother, master? He is more familiar than me. But seeing that you are so perseverant, I will kindly tell you, master, he has always been soft-hearted. Eat hard, be cold in face but warm in heart, as long as you continue to persevere, there may be hope."

Yan Bai: "Don't worry, Senior Brother Right. With my small body, I can't be tough on Master even if I want to. I can only be soft."

Leng You: “…………”

Although he knew he didn't mean it that way, why did it sound weird?

"Anyway... As long as you understand." Leng You stretched out his hand and patted Yan Bai's shoulder sincerely, "Take care, I wish you... Forget it, you have no chance of succeeding, so just go to bed early."

After saying that, Leng turned around and left.

Yan Bai bit his fingers and thought about where he should sleep, because he was penniless now.

The original owner of this body came from a poor family and ran away secretly without much money.

When Yan Bai first traveled through time, he spent most of his money on new clothes in order to leave a good impression in front of Tan Wusheng.

The remaining few copper coins were given to the inn, but they could only live in a cold and shabby woodshed.

No, I can't sleep in the woodshed tonight. I have to find a way to live in... Tan Wusheng's room!

That room is quite big and spacious.

Yan Bai did what he said and immediately knocked on Tan Wusheng's door.

"Master, Master, are you asleep?"

Tan Wusheng, who had closed his eyes to rest in the room, opened his eyes with a sharp gaze and had no intention of paying attention.

Unexpectedly, the sounds outside the door stopped.

"Master, can you let me squeeze into your room for a while? I can just sleep on the floor. You see your room is so big and I am so skinny that I don't take up much space."

"Master, please do well. I have no money. I spent all my money to buy these new clothes to become a disciple. I have been living in a woodshed these days. The woodshed is cold and broken, and it freezes me to death. I’m almost catching a cold.”

"Master, could you please open the door?"

Tan Wusheng felt that the sounds outside the door were like mosquitoes, buzzing in his ears.

He was so annoyed that he finally responded.

"Get lost! If you knock on the door again and talk nonsense, I will destroy you!"

Yan Bai couldn't help shaking his body when he heard the angry words, but for the sake of the mission, he gritted his teeth and insisted on saying some disgusting words.

"Master, you finally paid attention to me! I know that Master and Senior Brother You are both hard-spoken and soft-hearted, cold-hearted and warm-hearted. Although others say that Tianxing Sect is a cult and Master you are a bad person, in my heart Master You are a good person!"

"Don't you understand human language?! I want you to get out!"

The door suddenly opened from the inside, and the unprepared Yan Bai fell in, just into Tan Wusheng's arms.

Tan Wusheng's body froze instantly, and he felt that the body in his arms was small.

"Well..." Yan Bai grabbed Tan Wusheng's shoulders and stood up straight, then raised his little face and showed an innocent smile, "Hey, I'm sorry, Master, I didn't stop for a while."

Tan Wusheng lowered his eyes and looked at the delicate little palm-sized face, squinting slightly, biting his back teeth and said: "Get your dirty hands away!"

Yan Bai blinked twice, quickly retracted his hand, and looked at Tan Wusheng pitifully.

"Master, Master, you see that you have opened the door. You must be soft-hearted. You can't bear to see me suffer from frostbite, right?"

Tan Wusheng looked at Yan Bai's round dog eyes, inexplicably thinking of a little white dog he picked up when he was a child, which always looked at him with a pair of black eyes.

It's pitiful and makes people feel soft and sympathetic.

But first it was a dog, and in front of me was a big living person.

Although he has a good face, beautiful eyes, and a not unpleasant voice, he is just too shameless.

annoying.

Tan Wusheng's face was expressionless, and his obsidian-like eyes flashed with cold light, like two sharp swords piercing Yan Bai.

"Didn't you hear what I just said? I tell you to get out! Also, I said you won't accept disciples, so who do you call master!"

"I won't, get out, you are my master!" Yan Bai thought that in Tan Wusheng's heart, he was already a shameless pervert. He was not afraid of being more shameless, so he grabbed Tan Wusheng's hand and said, Said affectionately:

"Master is tall and handsome, with a face like a crown jewel, graceful and graceful, and extraordinary temperament. When he stood among the crowd, he was like a god descending to earth. So that day on the street, my eyes were immediately attracted by Master, and then I swore to myself, I must worship Master as my teacher in this life! Master, please help me. The Tianxing Sect has a great cause, and they don’t lack my food~"

Tan Wusheng's expression twisted, and he said coldly: "Are you seeking a disciple or courting? I said that I will never accept another disciple in this life, so get out of here and disappear from my eyes, otherwise don't blame me for kicking you. The nineteenth time!”

"I don't, I don't! I want to become my master!" Yan Bai hugged Tan Wusheng's arm and refused to let go, "Master, you see that I have begged so hard, so you can make an exception and agree to it. I really, really, really want to be your apprentice!”

"Yanbai!"

Tan Wusheng was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but at the same time he was grateful in his heart. Fortunately, he was in the courtyard reserved by himself, and there were no other people watching, otherwise his face would have been thrown into the sea.

He shouldn't have opened this door!