Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

When they entered the train again, the old players who had experienced Line 1 were already dead-faced. Only the newcomers looked at the car curiously.

"Please bring me four cups of milk tea. Thank you."

In the dining car, three little Eevee and little Mercury were drinking milk tea. The three little Eevee's eyes were solemn. Only little Mercury was slowly drinking milk tea while looking at the scenery outside with some curiosity.

"By the way, why do you all look so ugly? We even fell down in the carriage just now and didn't look so ugly. What's wrong with you?"

Snowflake asked while chewing the pizza. Lucario and Olivia's face was always looking bad, as if something bad had happened.

"You are new here, but you don't know that we once experienced a refraction orbit. It was a terrifying experience..."

Nailed by that crazy female Cromer, sprayed with blood by a headless fish, shocked in the heart, shot by a gunman in the rain, licked by a damn toad, swallowed into the mouth by the Son of Shadow, all those miserable things on Line 1 Memories flooded my mind.

"I feel like you are exaggerating the truth..."

"boom!"

As the train suddenly stopped, everyone who was not standing in the dining car fell to the ground. Those who fell to the ground screamed in pain, and all of them gritted their teeth in pain.

"Passengers have arrived at the station, please get off the bus in an orderly manner and prepare to fight."

Listening to the familiar voice on the radio, everyone sighed, but what is comforting is that the track can accommodate seven people this time, which is much better than the last time. The number of people last time was not enough.

"Which one of you is going up?"

Lucario was sitting on the table drinking tea. It seemed that he didn't want to go up. After all, only by letting newcomers experience the pain of refraction orbit could they understand the meaning of their words.

"let's go."

Lei Yu and Xue Hua stood up at the same time, and Qing Yu stood up silently. Musen had just finished smoking a pipe in the bathroom, and when he saw the scene inside the dining car, he was stunned for a moment and roughly understood what was going on, so he also Joined it.

"I'll go too, and see how this new personality is doing."

Fireheart stood up and Olivia, who was beside him, also came over. After all, someone had to take care of these newbies.

"I'm going too! I'm going too!"

Little Mercury volunteered and raised his hand. He also wanted to fight. After all, he couldn't keep following others.

"Since you have volunteered like this, you can go on stage first. By the way, remember not to get too seriously injured.

Jiutian's voice contained a hint of schadenfreude, because the only way to heal here was to wait, and with the slow treatment of the regeneration reactor, it was possible that the injury might not be healed yet at the next stop.

"Oh my gosh, there are so many charms here."

In front of them was a room covered with talismans, and what appeared in front of everyone was a huge wooden man, and the wooden man was covered with talismans.

"Ka...cha...ka..."

The abnormality in front of him looked at what appeared in front of him. The group of people immediately began to wave their arms and hit them.

"Parachute!"

Olivia waved her umbrella and appeared in front of Fireheart.

"boom!"

The wooden man's hand also hit the umbrella. Fireheart had already realized what was going on. When the umbrella was shattered, he ducked to avoid another blow and at the same time used his second skill, Explosive Strike, towards his arm. The connection part with the body was stabbed.

"on!"

Olivia held an umbrella and hit the body of Don't Cry. The umbrella hit the body of Don't Cry. However, because his own mental value was zero, and because it was a charming moment, his second skill was four. All coins are heads.

"Is this so damn lucky? Why don't I see it normally?"

Olivia cursed secretly, and then immediately used the water armor to enter a defensive state. She yelled at him with a big mouth, which triggered Olivia's defense.

"Get away! Damn thing!"

Looking at the charms stuck on her raincoat and umbrella, the spikes that appeared on the front of Olivia's umbrella pierced Don't Cry, causing some cracks to appear on the originally hard wooden body.

"Ha! Look at the sword!"

The stabbing sword in Lei Yu's hand stabbed towards him. His high speed and dodge made him like a high-speed bullet in front of Weren Don't Cry, making it difficult to be hit and cause damage at the same time.

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!"

The most violent snowflake, the fist in his hand hit Wu Crying's body hard, with some sawdust attached to each circle, and his entire arm was temporarily incapacitated by the beating.

“Come and feel the power of knowledge!”

The small key in Little Mercury's hand suddenly grew larger, and then hit him hard. He swung three times with one skill, but the damage was very high.

"Immerse yourself in the scent of these flowers."

Qingyu waved the fan in his hand, and the beautiful camellias were swayed hard on his body. Those camellias were growing and destroying on his wooden body, with a kind of coquettish beauty.

"This shot will go through your heart."

"boom!"

A blue magic circle emerged from the muzzle of the gun, and a bullet accurately hit his head. The man in front of him fell silent.

"Wait for these charms?"

Everyone looked at the talismans on their bodies, and felt a strange feeling guiding them. They slowly approached Don't Cry.

At this moment, Musen braced himself up, and then quickly tore off the talismans on his body, and those talismans seemed to sense something and flew towards Don't Cry.

And as the talisman was attached to his body, the power of Don't Cry was gradually weakened, and others were also freed from control.

"This guy's powerful attack has been weakened! Everyone, get ready!"

Olivia had just been paying attention to the arm of Don't Cry. At that time, he could feel a strong energy on the arm, but as the spell was applied, the power was weakened.

"Ha! Feel the burning pain."

While the fist of "Don't Cry" was hitting Mu Sen, Mu Sen held the barrel and butt of the gun and hit his obviously weakened arm. The attack of "Don't Cry" was interrupted, and as the gun body continued to rotate, , the arm of "Don't Cry" was completely broken.

"Come and try this move! Plasma Lightning Punch!"

The violent electric current in Lei Yu's hand suddenly penetrated, beating it into an egg in the chest of Don't Cry.

"It's done! Call it a day!"

daily urban jokes

Thumb representatives speak at the Lago meeting.

Five minutes passed and still no one recorded it.

Representatives in the audience raised their hands and asked where the secretary was?

Clerk: “I’m here.”

Representative: "Why don't you write?"

Clerk: "I'm waiting for permission."