Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Oh, I finally fixed you up. Angel, come and try your new body."

After Carlos replaced the chip, the repair work was completed.

"The body is not as strong as before, but it can still perform combat and other tasks."

Angel shook his arm, and a sharp energy wrist knife appeared from his arm, chopping up a pile of scrap metal with a casual slash.

"How's it going? How's the master doing the repairs?"

The voice of the computer suddenly came from his mind, and Carlos was stunned for a moment. Why has this guy been so silent recently? You won't do anything terrible again, right?

"The repairs are very good. Although there is a lot of garbage in here, Angel was finally repaired."

"Oh, that's it, Master. It seems that you are in a good mood, so I will announce one good news and another "good news" first."

"Oh? What's the good news?"

"The first good news is that the parts collected in this part-picking event can be exchanged for many good things, as well as the boxes that were not exchanged for you in the last meat-and-bone-breaking event, as well as the upgrade props of the Crazy Personality Dalian, all of which will be given to you. It’s on the account.”

"Fuck me!"

Seeing that there are a lot of extra things in my system space, I feel really happy now. There are so many good things, and this stupid system doesn't know how to redeem them for me.

"Ahem! Master, I know what you are thinking. Are you so willing to repay kindness with hatred?

"Haha... Wangji, you can also know what I'm thinking... So what's the second good news?"

"The second good news is that the refraction orbit line 2 is about to open."

"Is this fucking good news?"

Carlos remembered the ridiculously strong enemies on Line 1, plus the painful feeling of returning to the car every time, but he couldn't give him as many rewards as he wanted.

"Okay, now there are so many lottery opportunities."

The lottery page in front of him was the card pool of Luo Jia from the Sixth Association. At this time, Carlos was considering forming a system team, but he had not yet decided which system to use.

"Let's do this, just draw it from the ordinary card pool, and use whichever system team is drawn."

Carlos fired ten consecutive rounds, and suddenly a golden light emerged from the iron ball in front of him.

"Fuck, Kim!"

However, this was just the beginning of the surprise, because there were two gold in front of him.

"Damn it, double gold!"

"Welcome, my heart...is it what you want?"

Sitting with legs crossed on the ground, holding a fan and half a suitcase with camellias on his face, appeared in front of him.

"Brother Box, how are you doing? You were the gentlest person in the nine-member society back then... I hope you can live a better life."

Carlos sighed. Sometimes he really missed Lixiang, his best friend... Lixiang.

"Congratulations to the owner, the suitcase is blooming with EGO:: camellias."

Shhh...! Come on, order this, don't make any noise, chew it slowly, you're welcome, hoo hoo. "

In front of him was Luo Jia, who was wearing a uniform of the Ten Associations and hiding snacks with a book.

"Congratulations to the master for obtaining the four Hakka personalities in the south of the Ten Associations."

"Your issue...will be addressed shortly."

In front of him was Faust, wearing the uniform of Company W, standing among the crowd.

"Congratulations to the master for obtaining the Faustian personality as a Level 2 employee of Company W."

In front of him was Ishmael, who was wearing the uniform of the Death Society and was putting a bandage on her wound.

"Bringing them silence...with speed that no one can match."

Congratulations to the director for winning the Four Associations and the Five Southern Materials member Ismaili Personality.

"It has been detected that the master has unlocked two of the four personalities. When the master collects three of the four personalities, the camp special effects will be unlocked."

"Haha, this is what God clearly wants me to do."

Carlos looked at his suitcase, now he knew what to do.

"What's happening here?"

At this time, before leaving, the children held a beach volleyball game on the beach. At this time, Snowflake suddenly put on a priest's costume, and little Mercury also put on the uniform of the Ten Association, but still had a hand in his hand. There is a small key.

"I feel full of power!"

Xuehua punched an abandoned car nearby, and the hit part of the car in front of her was dented directly, but she also felt that some knowledge in her mind was beginning to disappear.

"Wow! Brother Qingyu, you are so beautiful!"

At this time, Qingyu's face was covered with beautiful camellias. The fan in his hand was gently closed. That beautiful face appeared in front of everyone with the fragrant fragrance. The golden pupils that saw through everything made everyone confused. Consciously indulge in it.

"What? Are you just sinking into it?"

Qingyu stood up and the white clothes on her body emerged from the mud but were not stained. In this harsh environment, she was extremely conspicuous and beautiful.

"It feels so hot."

Compared to the liveliness over Sunny Rain, Fireheart's side is much more deserted, mainly because the diving suit is too tight and a little too small, which makes people with a flat chest like Fireheart uncomfortable. They all become extremely sexy, making people unable to stop their noses from bleeding.

"Okay, okay, how do you feel?"

"I feel okay, but can you wipe your nosebleed?"

Fireheart looked helplessly at Olivia, who was suffering from a nosebleed. After all, the two of them had done that, and their relationship was very close, so only Olivia came to chat with her.

"Oh, if you weren't wearing these clothes, I wouldn't be able to tell that you have such a good figure, or maybe I can tell just because you're wearing these clothes?"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

Fireheart was poked in the painful spot and immediately threw Olivia down. Her small breasts were always a pain point for her. Among the whole family, only Jiu Tian was smaller than her. Thunder Yu's breasts were even bigger than hers, which made her angry to death. .

"Oh, my sweet, sweet son, let mommy hold him."

Gardevoir and Angel came over and saw little Mercury who had changed his clothes and became more cute. The old mother's eyes showed joy.

"It's coming! It's coming! Mom, Mom!"

Little Mercury jumped into her arms and gently rubbed Gardevoir's face. No matter when, mother is always the best. When Little Mercury was born, the deepest impression was of her mother's arms, which were always so warm. , so reliable.

"You look very handsome, my dear daughter."

Carlos touched Snowflake's head. Now Snowflake is both reasonable and rational. It not only allows you to experience the charm of knowledge, but also allows you to feel the charm of fists.

daily urban jokes

Why is there no unemployment in cities?

Because everyone is busy, some people are working, some people are dying.