Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

For some reason, the journey became extremely long. Lucario and the others were idle and bored, looking at the scenery outside the window. The surrounding scenery changed abnormally. Sometimes it was a beautiful sea of ​​flowers, sometimes it was a room covered with charms. Sometimes it's a steam-style factory.

"Ah, this long journey...when will it end?"

Lucario looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window, but he was trapped in this carriage. If he hadn't been practicing waveguide to suppress his concentration in the past few days, he would have been driven crazy.

"So you're just going to come over and play cards for a while?"

On the other side, Olivia and the others are playing cards. Jiutian's card skills are very good. This is the 99th game she has won.

"Haha... A big part of the reason why I hate gambling is that people often cheat. I can see the card in your sleeve Jiutian."

Lucario's words suddenly attracted everyone's attention to Jiutian, especially Olivia and Dorothy, whose faces were covered with notes. They were the worst losers in the card game.

"Let's play some classical music then."

Lucario lay on the chair and looked at the ceiling above his head. The sound of classical music came from the surroundings, suppressing the voice on the other side that was asking for a body search.

"Crack!!!!"

As the sound of violent braking came, whether it was the people arguing in the car or Lucario lying on the chair, they all fell to the ground in the same way.

"what!"

Everyone in the carriage fell to the ground in agony. When everyone stood up and raised their heads, they realized that they were actually in a strange cave, and a strange crying sound was faintly heard from inside.

"Where is this place?"

Rui Ri and Dorothy stepped out of the carriage, and Olivia followed. When they stepped out, they discovered that Gardevoir and Carlos were also outside.

"It's really weird here."

Carlos looked at the mucus on his feet and the disgusting blue mucus dripping from the surrounding holes, and shook it with disgust.

"Wait Carlos, this slime seems weird?"

Gardevoir looked at the mucus and felt an indescribable feeling in her heart.

"What's wrong? Honey, is there anything weird about these liquids?"

"If I had to describe this mucus... it would be liquid melancholy."

Gua! (Weird cry) (I really can’t describe the sound of a crying toad, that sound is just a very weird feeling.)

A dark blue tongue suddenly licked towards everyone. Carlos quickly pulled Gardevoir over, and Dorothy also quickly grabbed Rui Ri with a ribbon, but before she could grab the little fox Olivia, she was disgusted by this. licked with tongue.

Accompanied by a strange crying sound, a huge toad or should it be a toad? Appearing in front of them, his whole body seemed to be a solid rock. At the same time, his eyes were a strange blue color and there was a protruding feeling that went against biological common sense. The tongue that licked them just now was spit out by him. of.

"Everyone, get ready to fight! It's a Abnormality!"

Carlos quickly equipped everyone with personalities and prepared them for battle.

"Damn it, you're the fucking disgusting thing, licking me, right? Wait! If I don't dig out your eyes today, I won't be called Olivia!"

Olivia burst out with a terrifying murderous intent. After all, no one would feel good if they were licked by a disgusting tongue full of disgusting mucus.

"Olivia! Wait!"

Seeing that Olivia suddenly lost control, he seemed to realize something. He opened everyone's panel and suddenly found that Olivia's spirit had dropped to minus 15.

"Everyone, be careful this guy will lower our spirits!"

Carlos immediately judged the current situation at this time. If he lowers his spirit, two situations will occur. The first is that the winning rate will be extremely low when fighting for points. The second situation is very easy for someone with an ego like him. Triggering ego erosion will be useless if you can no longer distinguish between ourselves and the enemy.

"Hit his eyes with sudden stabbing damage! Pay attention to the tongue he sticks out. Olivia is the main output!"

In this environment, Olivia is the high-volume output player. Her characteristic is that the lower the spirit, the higher the damage, and the winning rate of points is high. I guess some people may say that what if the erosion effect is triggered when the spirit value is lowered? manage?

In fact, this problem is easy to solve. The way the little fox lowers his spirit is through the drowning effect, and he only needs to win points to regain his spirit. Therefore, if his spirit value is low, he can recover after winning. If his spirit value is high, he will take a hit. Hit him and it will go back to before.

"Quack (weird crying sound)"

The eyes of the Crying Toad were like meteor hammers, hitting them. However, the little fox would not let him get used to it and hit his eyeballs all at once, so this time the Crying Toad succeeded in hurting his eyes. Reaching back into his eye sockets.

(weird crying sound)

With the failure of the attack just now, the toad stuck out his tongue at them again, and his tongue went straight towards the two high-thorn characters in the back row.

"careful!"

Carlos slashed his tongue with a knife, and the force on his tongue suddenly increased and slapped Carlos away. Although the attack stopped, he was also hit and had a lot of mucus on his body.

"Be careful with his right eye, it's coming towards the back."

Gardevoir suddenly slashed at his eyeball with a knife, and the huge force directly knocked the eyeball away, taking this opportunity to slash at his eye.

"boom!"

At this time, Olivia took advantage of the fact that the Crying Toad had not recovered, and actually climbed onto him and hit his eyes with an umbrella. Then the tip of the umbrella directly hit his eyes and fiercely pressed the umbrella opening button. A large amount of blue juice began to splash around, and as the last punch hit the umbrella, great pain stimulated the Weeping Toad.

(Painful and weird crying)

The Crying Toad wailed and shook its body, trying to throw Olivia off, but Olivia held on to the umbrella tightly. Every time he shook it, the umbrella in his eyes also began to shake, and as he With a sudden shake, Olivia grabbed the umbrella and jumped down, and at the same time, a large amount of liquid sprayed towards them.

"boom!"

With the umbrella opened, Carlos and Gardevoir leaned behind her to avoid the spray of sadness. At this time, Rui Ri and Dorothy began to quietly approach the Weeping Toad, preparing for another sneak attack. Give him a hard blow.

(The urban jokes in the story of Crying Toad are left to the next chapter. At the same time, the self-created fantasy that the author promised will be added to the refraction track line [-] - Mr. Ghost's Coffin Shop.)