Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"Oh shit! The blood on this body is so damn hard to wash off."

Carlos complained as he washed away the blood on his body with a nozzle. It was normal to bleed all over himself while killing. Enjoying killing was a good habit, but washing clothes was very difficult.

"You two, don't move!"

Sometimes the father does not understand the mother's pain. For example, the mother can only bathe the disobedient children in his family.

Olivia doesn't resist water very much, so she is the most well-behaved child and will not bother Gardevoir, but in comparison, Lucario and Jiutian don't give her much peace of mind.

"Let me go, you stinky woman! What do you know this is art!"

The one who resisted the most fiercely was Jiutian. She was originally a murderous person and had a good personality, which made it even worse. However, Gardevoir used a Virgilian education method to resist this kind of resistance.

"Boom!"

After two punches, the two men covered their heads and squatted on the ground. Then Gardevoir finished the work tiredly.

"Haha! Sure enough, good-tempered mothers don't cherish bad-tempered mothers, but you learn to be good."

Carlos looked at the two little guys squatting on the ground with their heads covered. He didn't say anything but just hugged his wife a little distressed. Hey, the housekeeper still had to trouble his wife.

"Maybe I should have a butler to look after the kids?"

When Carlos was talking, he thought of the Zhumo Firm. Although "Jones" was not as good as them in combat, he was very good at handling some of the firm's work, entrusting contract details, and managing daily expenses.

"Of course, she deducted all our money for cigarettes and alcohol from Lao Fan and me."

Originally, before this little secretary came, he and Lao Fan could still "borrow" some money and buy some cigarettes and wine to live a leisurely life. After that, they would not be able to live a leisurely life even if the office lacked a penny. She can also get to the bottom of this matter.

"Let's go to the next stop."

As the train started slowly, the group of people left here.

"You three go fight in the next battle. Who among you is willing to help them?"

Carlos looked at the children who had just finished taking a bath and asked who would be willing to go out and help them.

Then he saw Jiutian, who was holding a sword with scarlet eyes, and Lucario, who was gearing up, all raised their hands.

"Okay, then you two go down and accompany them."

Carlos sat on a chair and massaged his wife, while the little fox went to the back to have a meal.

"Hey you little things, if you dare to hold me back, I will cut your neck off."

"Ah! Don't, don't, don't! We will definitely fight seriously."

Lunar Eclipse was frightened by her words and hid behind her sister in fear.

"Well, maybe she was just scaring us for fun. Wasn't Sister Olivia so cruel to us? Isn't he pretty good now?"

Dorothy said carelessly, but what she didn't know was that there was a kind of person in the world called a knife-mouthed person with a chainsaw heart. Although Jiutian couldn't really kill them, she had a special way of just beating them lightly. , although it is life-threatening, the pain will wake you up on time at 12 o'clock every night.

"Alright, get ready to fight."

Lucario loosened his fists and walked out of the carriage, following Jiutian while wiping his sword and looking at the situation here.

"Hahaha! The sacred purification is about to begin!"

"The blood of the unclean will be shed!"

Dorothy and Ruiri are equipped with N-Floating and Cromer personalities, and a lot of blood will be shed next.

Eclipse is equipped with the sand hammer Sinclair personality. Although this personality is not very strong, who makes him stronger?

"Casino? Oh I hate this place!"

"Let's see who kills more people?"

"Right on my mind!"

On the other side, the battle on the Ruijie side was extremely bloody.

"Haha! It's so ridiculous!"

Rui Ri dodged the meat cleaver of the Iron Union member while letting out a terrifying laugh. This weird laughter made the Iron Union member opposite feel a sense of fear.

"Hahaha!"

Rui Ri laughed crazily. As an iron nail pierced his body and slid upward, blood flowed out, followed by fear.

“Piñata Party!”

When Lunar Eclipse nimbly dodged the stabbing blade, he gently shook the sand hammer and then struck forward violently. A light blue fluorescent skull pattern appeared on his face.

"A passionate dance!"

Lunar Eclipse swung the sand hammer and struck quickly. At the same time, she began to control her breathing and find the right time to attack.

"Crack!"

Sharp blades sprayed out from Lucario's box. These sharp blades could easily break through human defenses and create a more dangerous killing hole.

"Weak."

Under Jiutian's feet was a member of the Mexican dance troupe who was cut into pieces. Her flower chop cut the poor guy into several sections.

"Crack! Kick! Kick!"

After a burst of electric current, the flesh on the other member's neck was severely pulled off by Dorothy's ribbon, and the wound began to bleed in an instant.

"Look, I've estimated your price."

Jiutian turned around with satisfaction. It seemed that these children were very capable of artistic creation.

"go!"

Lucario and the others ran straight forward, knowing that the battle was not over yet.

"Die!"

The moment he saw the enemy, Rui Ri directly threw the nails controlled by telepathy, directly towards their boss Ada.

"clang!"

Ada wanted to use the sand hammer in her hand to block the blow, but the sharp nail penetrated directly through her chest. The next moment, Rui Ri's front paws with arm guards gathered strength and punched it fiercely. It breaks into chaos.

"It's me!"

Dorothy also threw the nail over, and then hit it hard with a streamer, hitting it deeper. Finally, the streamer directly broke her upper body.

With the death of the target, the remaining teammates received mental recovery and enhanced stabbing damage, and a bloody massacre began.

Daily urban jokes.

Listen more to the box talk

"We must show off properly and strive to be a person who has a negative impact on society - Lixiang."

“Don’t be disappointed that you can’t get back on track with your life, try getting back on the rails you came from – the suitcase.”

"I'm not dead today, I'll be dead tomorrow - Suitcase."

"It's okay, he can't kill me, because I will kill myself first - the suitcase."

"One set of words to comfort others, one set of ropes to comfort oneself - a suitcase."

"If school isn't a place to put things out, home isn't a place to do homework - suitcases."