My 26-year-old female tenant: Gufan on the Island

Last time we had dinner, Le Yao and I exchanged WeChat messages, but when I actually found her from the WeChat contact list, I had a problem; I didn’t know how to talk to her, because this was the first time in my life. This is a strange incident where I met someone else’s parents but was asked to bring my girlfriend. If I don't have a particularly reasonable explanation, Le Yao will definitely misunderstand me and think that I have other intentions.

I just sat down on the curb opposite the convenience store, then lit a cigarette out of habit and lost my mind while looking at the pair of wooden horses at the door. I always feel that although these wooden horses are a pair, they look very different; because there is an arm's length distance between them. Although this distance is not far away, it makes them never touch each other; some things, as long as they involve forever , will produce a tragic color. When they are saturated with this tragic color, they look so lonely.

So, I thought: If there are two adults sitting on these two wooden horses respectively, holding hands with each other, will they become a spiritual bridge between the two wooden horses?

Of course it will, but unfortunately it cannot be realized because the owner of the convenience store will obstruct it. He will not allow adults to play with the wooden horses, and the children's arms are not strong enough to overcome this distance. At this moment, I suddenly felt that the convenience store The boss is like a mean parent who doesn't understand the romantic relationship. He can't bear to see or tolerate lovers getting married.

I was deeply disgusted by this behavior, and I made a plan in my mind to deal with him sooner or later.

In fact, what I want to deal with is not him, but the worldly prejudice and arrogance. It is precisely because of this prejudice and arrogance that we are well-matched and become a shackles that countless young people of school age cannot break free from despite their best efforts.

Unfortunately, I "died" under these shackles!

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When I came back to my senses, there were no shops open along the street; there were only two or three drunk people left on the road, leaning against the trees, making noise at the top of their lungs...

Amidst their noise, I finally picked up my phone again and sent a WeChat message to Le Yao. I didn't dare to go straight to the topic, but just took a detour and asked, "What do you think of Robben?"

A person who has an unsatisfactory life usually won't go to bed early, so after a while, Le Yao sent me a message back: "He is like a kettle without a handle."

I thought about it for a long time, but still didn't understand it, so I asked again: "Is there any mystery behind this statement?"

"Mysteries are out of the question, let me tell you this... There is a pot of good tea in this kettle, but because there is no handle, no one can drink this pot of good tea."

"You can just say that he is unappreciated."

This time, Le Yao replied with a voice message. She laughed and said, "It's just one aspect of not appreciating talent...it's true that you are short-sighted and careless."

I seemed to have found a step, and quickly said: "This evaluation is too objective, and I also think he is very out of character... He just did something very out of character. Do you want to hear it?"

"He went to sex change?"

I was stunned for a long time and then asked, "What makes you think he has changed his gender?"

"He doesn't even want a woman as good as CC... The only explanation is that he also wants to be a woman."

"You and CC talk a lot!"

"The two of us live together now, and we have almost finished talking about his eighteen generations of ancestors."

"The resentment in your heart is not small!"

"Yes, so he should hurry up and become Robben's sister..."

I laughed out loud, and then replied: "Sister Robben said... His dad will invite me to have dinner with him tomorrow and ask me to pretend to be his leader... He won't leave you idle either, because you are from Beijing. ...His father wants to meet fellow villagers in Beijing in a foreign country."

"That's it?"

Faced with Le Yao's doubts, I backed down again. After all, I am still a decent man. There is no way I can propose such an ambiguous idea to a woman I have only met a few times. request, so he used the procrastination method again and replied: "You can underestimate my language expression ability, but you must not underestimate Robben. You will know tomorrow."

"I haven't said yet whether I'm going or not."

"You will definitely go."

Le Yao did not choose to respond to my determination, but I was still very confident, because in the process of dealing with women for a long time, I already have some experiences of my own. I feel: the more lively and active a woman is, the more curious she is. The heavier it is, the heavier it is; therefore, she will definitely go.

The only suspense is: whether she is willing to cooperate with Robben and me in such a meaningless thing. This is really meaningless, because Robben's father is not my dad, and he cannot give me a love life. Put on shackles, so this is a one-time deal, which will not produce any continuity, and there has never been a saying in this world that a couple will be favored for a hundred days. To be honest, this is a prank by Robben, just to retaliate against my frequent attempts to bring him and CC together.

Speaking of CC, I really have a strong resonance with Le Yao. He really might as well change his gender and become Robben's sister from then on. Naturally, no one will complain about CC anymore.

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The next day, before I woke up, Fangyuan called me; he told me that he had had insomnia all night. I can understand his worries, because today is the deadline to finalize the plan for the New Year Festival, and we have no chance to correct mistakes. If my plan is still not approved by him and Chen Jingming this time, it means that the defeat of Baoli Department Store during the New Year's Day will become a foregone conclusion, and the resulting chain reaction will be that Fangyuan loses his job. . For Fangyuan, this price is almost unbearable, and he may even be forced to leave Suzhou because of it...

I can imagine leaving Suzhou is very simple, but he can't, because since graduation, all his plans have been centered around the city of Suzhou. He wants to get ahead in this city, so his ambition has completely destroyed him. Locked in this city, this is what he can't afford to lose the most.

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When I arrived at the company, I was called to Chen Jingming's office by Fangyuan before I could take a sip of hot water. Chen Jingming's face was gloomy, and he seemed to be annoyed because of the approaching deadline. Although I am used to being casual, in this atmosphere , there is still a sense of urgency in the heart unconsciously, so that when the words are spoken, the brain suddenly becomes blank again.

I just looked at Fangyuan and Chen Jingming with confused eyes...

Chen Jingming was so angry that he stood up and pointed at my nose and said angrily: "Zhaoyang, do you still treat the group's New Year's Festival as child's play until now?... Let me tell you, this is the group's biggest event this year. The battle... I gave this job to you and Fangyuan a month and a half ago. If you two screw this up, especially you... I will..."

Probably thinking of my dead pig's fear of being scalded by boiling water, Chen Jingming couldn't tell me the serious consequences. He stared at me for a moment, and finally turned his eyes helplessly to Fangyuan, as if he was about to complain to Fangyuan again. temper.

I then opened my mouth and said to Chen Jingming: "Mr. Chen, please come out of your position first."

Chen Jingming looked at me without knowing why, and after a while he said, "Are you trying to usurp the throne?"

"I just want to experience what it feels like to stand in a high position and speak without back pain... You have to give me this kind of grandeur, otherwise the pressure will be too great and it will suppress my ability to express myself."

"Should I light another cigarette for you and make you a cup of tea?"

"Then I will be more confident!"

Chen Jingming really gave up his office space, then took out the famous tea from the bookcase, walked to the tea table, and said, "You better have such confidence!"