Genshin Impact: I am really a good person

[You feel very strange, and you fly around when you have nothing to do. 】

[One day I accidentally bumped into a young man walking alone in the middle of the night. The man was so frightened that he twitched all over, walked in circles, screamed and jumped into the nearby river. 】

【You find it interesting. 】

[One day, you find that your father, who has been depressed, suddenly becomes strong again. 】

[He found the correct way to use it for you, and with a weird smile, he came to you with the things to refine the medicine, and then sold it to several old men he had negotiated with before. 】

[At the beginning of the period, you thought refining medicine was very interesting, so you started making it as soon as you had the materials. However, if you only made this kind of medicine continuously, you soon got tired of it. 】

[You are beginning to be dissatisfied with this, and you start researching new drugs in your free time. 】

[After several days of research, you finally developed the new medicine you wanted, and you named it Ninety-nine Spiritual Medicine. 】

[As long as this medicine is taken, it can cure all diseases in the body. You originally wanted to name it Bailing Medicine, but because as long as you take the medicine, you will have some minor side effects, and you will randomly get another disease, Bailing Medicine. The effect of the pill was not effective on the disease caused by this side effect and could not be cured, so the ninety-nine were removed and only one was left, so it was called the ninety-nine elixir. 】

[It is also very simple to treat random diseases. Buy a second ninety-nine elixir to cure the diseases caused by the previous side effects. 】

[You think that the ninety-nine elixirs you have researched can be called a miracle in this world, but no one knows about it yet, and it will definitely sell well when it is publicized. 】

[Year [-]: After Chen’s father’s unremitting efforts, even the surrounding villages know the reputation of your Chen family’s holy hands. 】

[Baiqi Village Chenjia Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd. specializes in treating various types of kidney deficiency, which are short-term and insufficient. A five-hundred-year-old brand with fair prices and no bully. 】

[You also thought of a few slogans. 】

[The Chen family's holy hand has been specialized in treating kidney deficiency for five hundred years. The emperor has agreed to use it. 】

[The emperor once said when he went on the expedition: This medicine is very wonderful and has great effects. 】

[The magic medicine endorsed by the emperor, after taking it, the rock spine will stand up instantly. If you stand up all day, your waist will no longer hurt, your legs will no longer be weak, and you will not be tired after ten consecutive blows in one night. 】

[The reputation of Xiongqi Miracle Medicine is getting louder and louder. Father Chen’s face is crooked with a smile, and his hands are cramping from counting the number of moles every day. 】

[You told your father about the ninety-nine elixirs you had refined previously. Father Chen was immediately shocked, and he decided to be the first to test the elixir. 】

[When you see the other person trust you so much, you feel the warmth of a loved one in your heart. 】

[Father Chen couldn’t wait to take the ninety-nine elixir. The effect took effect instantly. He touched his butt and jumped up and down with excitement. The hemorrhoids and constipation that had been driving him crazy were finally cured. 】

[You are so happy to see the other person, and your heart feels warm. You know that your father must be happy because he is delighted with his achievements. 】

[It’s just that Father Chen was jumping happily, but suddenly his face turned pale, he held his heart and gasped, and then he rolled his eyes and passed out. 】

[You were frightened half to death, a few big mouths woke the other person up, and fed him another dose of the ninety-nine elixir. 】

[After taking the potion, Father Chen clutched his chest and gasped for air. He came back to life, covered in cold sweat, and looked like he was surviving the disaster. 】

[Father Chen moved his body and found that his heart was fine, but the next moment he screamed, covered his kidneys, and screamed, "What's going on? It hurts! My kidneys are dripping from my forehead!"]

[You quickly gave me another dose of the ninety-nine elixir. 】

[The kidney no longer hurts, but Chen’s father fell to the ground and twitched. His left hand was six and his right hand was rolling and his eyes were twitching. 】

[You quickly gave me another dose of the ninety-nine elixir. 】

[After experiencing heart disease, kidney stones, epilepsy, high blood pressure, cirrhosis of the liver, lung failure, meningitis, Chen’s father finally caught a cold randomly, his eyes were dull, and he lay on the ground in a daze. 】

[The other person rested for half an hour before he recovered. You blamed yourself, but Father Chen laughed loudly after he got up, patted your head and said excitedly that this medicine would be a big hit, and then he started selling it. , starting from a minimum of ten doses. 】

[The minimum selling price of ten doses is already considered low, because you don’t know what will happen to the next pill randomly, and you would like to buy a hundred doses to be safe. 】

[Year [-]: You think Father Chen’s running around promoting things is not an option, so you suggest opening a drug store. 】

[Your father agreed with your idea, hired some people to promote it, and prepared a shop. 】

[On the day the store opens, the potion you refined will be a big seller. 】

[The sales of Xiongqi Miracle Medicine exploded again, and the drug store was surrounded by water. At a glance, they were all middle-aged men with excited faces, and young people with indifferent expressions. According to what they repeatedly emphasized, it was because of their family. My father was so shy that he sent them to buy it. They said that their health was very good and they could last for two hours at a time. 】

[Ninety-nine elixirs were sold one basket after another, too many to count. 】

[Most people heard Father Chen say nonchalantly that the side effects were nothing more than minor ailments such as heart disease and epilepsy. If they were lucky, ten doses would be enough. Everyone was silent. They silently paid for fifty doses. It didn't matter whether they were sick or not. The main reason was that they wanted to support the pharmacy's business. 】

[After making a lot of money, you are itching to research new drugs. You feel that you can't just focus on immediate interests. Men and women are equal. You are not only a gas station for men, you also want to be a beauty salon for women. 】

[After three days and three nights of your hard research, the Fairy Beauty Ice Muscle Desire Woman Pill came out. 】

[Actually, you wanted to name it Xianyan Bingji Jade Girl Pill at first, but this medicine has some side effects, so Jade Girl turned into a lustful girl. However, compared with its excellent effect of beautifying and nourishing the skin, the side effects are simply insignificant. It’s just The desire will only be so big. 】

【What? Are you worried that you won’t be able to hold on and your beautiful wife will get the advantage of the old man next door? 】

[Then I recommend you to buy the male enhancement pill from this pharmacy, which can definitely solve this problem perfectly. 】

【What? Do you think the side effects of Xiongqi magic medicine make life worse than death? 】

[Then I recommend you to buy the ninety-nine elixirs in this pharmacy, which can definitely solve this problem perfectly. It just requires a little bit of luck. I recommend you to buy a few thousand more doses, which is the safest way. 】

[Your father hired many people again to start propaganda. This time the scope of the propaganda was larger, and people from the surrounding villages came. 】

[Your drug store is once again crowded to the threshold. At first glance, you can see that there are excited women of different ages all over the body, as well as men whose faces are full of sorrow and do not believe that they are forced to follow. 】

[These men have heard of the reputation of your pharmacy, but they don’t believe that Xian Yan Bing Ji Yu Nu Pill can really make people more beautiful. In their opinion, the male enhancement pill may have a strong kidney-tonifying effect, but it is also It's just a strange folk remedy. The ninety-nine elixirs are so miraculous that they look like a joke. It's a lie at first glance. 】

[What is the Fairy Beauty Ice Muscle Desire Woman Pill that can really make people beautify their skin and make them more beautiful? It is an absolute lie. If the medicine could really have such an effect, would there still be so many average-looking or ugly people now? 】

[But they really couldn’t persuade their wives or daughters at home, so they had no choice but to follow. 】

[Hmph, I’m laughing so hard, but I don’t believe it at all. What a deceptive and rubbish drugstore. 】

[The next day, your drug store was surrounded by the same men who sneered in their hearts and didn't believe it yesterday. 】

[At this time, everyone looked haggard, their eye sockets were sunken, their expressions were dazed, their legs were trembling, and they were hurriedly begging to buy the male enhancement pill and the ninety-nine elixir. 】

【terrible! No more, really not a drop left. 】