Genshin Impact: I am really a good person

[The shocking way you were born has spread in the village, causing rumors to spread all over the village. Some people say that you are the reincarnation of an immortal, while others say that you are a ghost seeking your life. Some were horrified and some were delighted. 】

[Your father found that after the scary scene on the day he was born, he could touch it again. He could only comfort himself that he must have been dazzled that day. 】

[Your family is pretty good, at least you have enough food and drink. Your father named you Chen Yun. 】

[Five months later, you have reached the age where you are crawling all over the floor and learning to talk. 】

[Father Chen conducted a lot-drawing ceremony in accordance with the custom of the village, and placed many things in front of you for you to draw to determine your future, including a small wooden sword, books, abacus, mola, herbal medicine, a small wine jar, and a hammer. Medicine jars, shells. Cinnabar talismans, etc., quite complete]

[Seeing you crawling over and grabbing Maura decisively, Father Chen was very happy and felt that my son would definitely become a big businessman in the future. 】

[But then your father was stunned to find that you picked up a small wooden sword, herbs, a small wine jar, a medicine jar, a shell, and a cinnabar talisman, and stuffed them all into your arms. 】

[He was speechless for a moment and comforted himself, maybe the child will be a genius in the future and be proficient in everything. 】

[But after trying to comfort himself, he was confused to find that you were rubbing the small wooden sword with the mola, and soon it was covered with sawdust. Then you ground some herbal shells, pulled off a piece of Fulu, and poured it all down. Put it into the potion jar, pour some wine at last, and start pounding the potion. The messy things were smashed into a paste that could be reached by the green bar. He held the medicine jar and raised his head to pour it into his mouth. 】

[Your father was so frightened that he quickly snatched away the pot of medicine that he didn’t know whether to drink or not. 】

[You were robbed of your achievements and cried loudly. You were so sad that you couldn’t be coaxed no matter how hard you tried. Father Chen had a headache, but he was afraid that you would drink something strange again, so he would take all the contents of the potion jar. After feeding the dog, the potion jar is also hidden, and you are not allowed to come into contact with strange things again. The main reason is that you are afraid of a child swallowing it by mistake. 】

[Ten days later, your father was surprised to find that his dog had grown in size, his fur was shiny, and he was full of energy. He also seemed to have endless energy to vent every day, and he found the neighbor's little flower every day. 】

[Father Chen gasped and touched his head, feeling very incredible. This change, this endless energy, made him a little envious, but he didn't pay much attention to it. 】

[One night, Chen’s father was sitting on the steps outside the house holding his hand against the pain. His expression was sad and depressed, but he saw his dog having sex with his neighbor Xiaohua again. What was even more surprising was that there were so many dogs around him. Several new little spotted dogs came out and circled around. 】

[Father Chen’s mouth twitched, but he had nothing to do. He just watched the two dogs having sex. He watched them for two minutes and then smiled disdainfully. 】

[He looked shocked half an hour later. 】

[An hour later, his face was ashen. 】

[He is actually inferior to a dog, far inferior. 】

[Seeing that his dog was finally finished, Xiaohua was lying on the ground and twitching, but the beast then changed to another little flower dog to continue having sex, while other little flower dogs were waiting in line. 】

[Unknowingly, I had watched it for five hours. Father Chen was greatly shocked. He saw that his dog had been sticking its butt out from the beginning, and he didn’t know what he was doing. He didn’t care, and he had already made a bold decision in his heart. . 】

[The next day, under your mother's inexplicable gaze, Father Chen quietly placed the things that were drawn that day around you, and then looked at you expectantly. 】

[When you see these things, your little face suddenly giggles, and you crawl over and start playing with them. Six or seven minutes later, there is green paste in the medicine jar again. You pick it up and want to drink it into your mouth, but your big hands are faster. 】

[Your father snatched the medicine jar into his hands, held it in his arms, and ran out with a smile. You stared at the empty hands for two seconds, and then burst into tears. 】

[Mother Chen hurriedly came over to hold you in her arms and coaxed you. She looked at her husband who ran out with a smile on her face inexplicably, feeling confused. 】

["It's because of a nervous breakdown. The child is crying when there is nothing to amuse."]

[Mother Chen was silent for a long time. 】

["Did I speak too harshly last night and cause him to lose his mind? Thinking about it, he looked like he wanted to die. He said he wanted to go out for some air but didn't return to the house for a long time. 】

[She was worried and finally made a decision: "How about... pretending to scream twice at night?"]

[Father Chen ran out of the house and looked at the medicine jar like a treasure with a happy expression. He turned to look at his dog and found that it was sticking its butt out again and didn’t know what it was doing. Sometimes it also let out a few wails. What was this? As for Feng, he looked at it twice and then turned around and ignored it. He picked up the medicine jar and drank it in one gulp. 】

[After carefully observing it for two minutes, he felt a heat in his stomach, and looked delighted, "The medicine is working!"]

[It was getting hotter and hotter in his stomach, but before the medicine took effect, something else came first. His face turned livid, and he ran into the hut holding his stomach. 】

[That day, Mother Chen didn’t see Father Chen all day long. It wasn’t until evening that she saw him walking back with a pale face and trembling legs. Although he was so tired and weak, he didn’t dare to sit down. 】

[Mother Chen fell into silence, this...]

[She tried to pretend to scream a few times but she never got a chance. Is she so vain? 】

[Mother Chen looked at his forced appearance and sighed helplessly, forcing him to sit down and rest. Unexpectedly, as soon as he was forced to sit down, Father Chen let out a shrill howl and jumped up like a spring. She touched her buttocks, which shocked Mother Chen. 】

[Faced with Chen’s mother’s questioning, Chen’s father could only pretend that nothing was wrong, but he only dared to sleep on his stomach at night, with tears of regret in his eyes. 】

[He finally knew why the dog was always pouting and howling miserably. 】

["I'm afraid this medicine has side effects! Constipation and hemorrhoids, the positive effects have not yet taken effect, the side effects will take effect first."]

[Father Chen has been depressed for several days, but his body is getting stronger day by day and his energy is getting stronger. He suddenly became erect, forgetting his grief, and the constant changes made him very excited. 】

[Until one day, he was excited to let Chen's mother see the shocking changes in his family, but as a matter of business, he ran into the toilet with his buttocks covered and squatted all night without coming out. 】

[Chen’s father was completely shipwrecked and has never recovered from the fall. 】

[Second year: In addition to being a little lethargic, you already have some thinking ability. Trivial pictures often appear in your mind. It is a yellow-haired girl who traveled to seven countries and was wanted everywhere. 】

[You know that the place where you live is a small village in Liyue that is not considered wealthy. 】

[You are very lucky that your father stopped you when you wanted to drink the medicine you made. 】

[You find that you can change into a strange form and shuttle between attacks and building barriers at will. 】