Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want

"Oh my god, I thought my monthly salary of 3800 yuan was miserable. I never thought there would be someone who is even worse off than me. Your glasses, which cost 2800 yuan including shipping, are really unwearable. And how can you spend yuan? I spend only yuan on a cup of milk tea. If I want to eat something good, I have to wait until my yuan salary is paid before I can indulge in a lavish meal."

Listening to the author's bragging, the optometrist's beautiful big eyes were filled with disbelief.

If you said that 38,000 yuan is not enough, I would believe it. But if you said that 3,800 yuan is not enough, are you kidding me?

“这就是你认知的问题了吧？每次我去市里都搜团购。辣卤鸭爪8块钱10个，麻辣鸭头5块8一对。麻辣烫1块8一碗，鸡骨架5块钱一个！西菜市的活虾20块钱一斤，我们村的牛肉22一斤随便买！大白菜两三毛，土豆子6毛送到家我都嫌贵！蒜蓉粉丝扇贝8块9 十个，我动动手指第二天就给我送到我家！奶茶一分钱一杯，一个月3800你告诉我怎么才能花完？3800能买172斤牛肉，一个月30天就是武松来了他也吃不完啊！”

As he said this, the dog author arrogantly showed his purchase records...

When the beautiful optometrist saw this scene, it seemed as if she had opened the door to a new world. Is there really milk tea in this world that costs only one cent per cup?

This world is crazy. The way you spend it, 3800 is enough for a family of three to have delicious meals and spicy drinks every day!

"Then don't you save some money? What if you get sick and have no money?"

The beautiful optometrist looked at the dog author in confusion and said, "Hey guy, I think you are also a talented person, right?"

3800 a month, and you spent it like 380000?

"Minor illnesses will pass if you hold on, and major illnesses will pass if you hold on! If I really get cancer, even if I save 380 million, it won't be enough. Isn't Qiao Budi much richer than me? Didn't he also say that it's fine?"

The dog author doesn't care at all, he is really happy about it.

"Don't you have a 2B driver's license? With this license, don't you want to drive a truck? Truck drivers make at least 3800 yuan a month, isn't that much better than your yuan a month? If you have a proper job and marry a wife, wouldn't that be much better than your current life?"

The beautiful optometrist blinked her big eyes. Although the dog author looked like a black coal ball.

But if you look at it a few more times, you will find that this dog author is still like a coal ball...

If you marry a man like this, you don't have to worry about him cheating on you, because the eyes that can be attracted to him must be 250 times the value...

"Driving long distances? Getting married? When I return home after a month away, I'm afraid the rice in the pot will be cold but the porridge will be hot!"

The dog author only took a 2B driver's license because of life pressure. After taking a taxi for 5 yuan for so many years, the skills of passing the test have long been returned to the instructor...

Besides, isn't it nice to live on 3800 yuan a month? I only make 3800 yuan a month, and you still want me to drive a big truck to support you?

You little girl, you actually want my body, you are so cheap!

Fortunately, I, the dog author, reacted in time, otherwise I would have fallen into the trap of you, my little beauty!

"What you said... makes sense... Your glasses have been fitted... Try them on to see if they fit you..."

The optometrist took out a pair of 250 x 2 glasses and handed them to the dog author. If this order is successful, she can also earn enough money for a cup of milk tea...

No, now it’s hundreds of cups of milk tea…

The moment the dog author put on the glasses, the world that had been dim for 30 years suddenly became extremely clear.

Standing 10 meters away, he could actually see the letter E on the screen clearly.

"Up! Down! Left! Right!"

After the dog author put on glasses, he saw this cold world clearly for the first time and passed the vision test!

"The eye test is free. I'll give you 200% off these glasses. Just give me yuan."

The optometrist saw the dog and the author taught her so many tips to save money, so she really gave him a very cheap discount price.

"Oh, thank you so much. The road ahead is long, we'll see you later!"

The dog author took off his glasses and turned away. His arrogant attitude showed his decisiveness!

Woman! You will only slow down my sword drawing speed!

Don’t think that I will buy your glasses just because you are pretty. As long as I can’t see clearly, the world is full of beauties!

The colorful world is fascinating, but life is lived in a daze!

"Hey! Your glasses!"

The beautiful optometrist held up the glasses and shouted anxiously, "I've already got the prescription. Are you kidding me?"

"It's your glasses!"

The dog author can not only walk, he can also run!

You dare to sell me a pair of broken glasses for 200 yuan. You, a femme fatale, have such a vicious heart!

"No! It's your glasses!"

The beautiful optometrist has never seen such a shameless person in her life. I spent so much time getting you glasses and you don't want them?

You passed the vision test and you just ran away? Is this how you spent 3800 this month?

After all this time, you are here to get free stuff from us? You will never be able to spend 3800 in your lifetime if you spend it this way!

"It's your glasses!"

The dog author ran faster when he heard the sound. I will not fall into your trap, beautiful lady!

Now I know that my eyes are 500 degrees with astigmatism. Wouldn't it be nice if I went home and bought one for yuan with free shipping?

If there is any quality problem, I will just refund you!

That's 200 yuan! What's the difference between asking me for 200 yuan to give you a bright world and asking me to kill you?

200 yuan is enough to buy my life!

"Grandpa! It's 5 yuan to go back to our village! Drive faster! Otherwise I'll have to ride on that hemiplegic grandpa's three-wheeled motorcycle!"

The dog author ran out of the driving test center and got on the bus. Now there is no time to wait for the bus!

"Sure thing, young man! I have nothing better to do than to exercise! When I was young, I was the fastest person on this street! Hold on tight!"

The old man stepped on the accelerator and rode away. I'm so old and he's not afraid of death, so why should I be afraid?

"Fuck! I'm really impressed! 5 yuan? You can really let an old man go 20 kilometers back and forth to send him home?"

The beautiful optometrist looked at the dog author's back in despair. At that moment, she felt as if she had been abandoned by the world...

As expected, if a person has no shame, he is invincible...